Comments on: I’m SOOOO Pissed On!

By: Titsonabull

Titsonabull — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 06:12:10 +0000

very funny post.. kudos to bianca

By: PingPonginDingDang

PingPonginDingDang — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 21:40:19 +0000

The concept of a parent vengefully peeing on a child is pretty funny.
Only slightly more funny than the ensuing eighty million bored-with-my-own-life rants about child abuse.

I don’t usually bother to read the comments here, but I’m totally going to make it part of the routine.

Because this stuff is GOLD.

That was not intended to be a pee joke. But it can be.
If that’s what you’re into.

Oh, and guess what folks:
when I was a kid my little brother took a piss on me because I wouldn’t give him his turn playing the Atari.

He is now finishing out a 23 year sentence in Rikers.

You know…

for the abuse.

By: waylander

waylander — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 11:45:09 +0000

this is based off of a web comic called least i could do. here is the link
http://leasticoulddo.com/comic/20080416

By: clarusbearus

clarusbearus — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 13:03:18 +0000

I don’t care what country you are from, This is absolutely disgusting!!!! Sounds like she has Post-natal Depression to me…

BTW Don’t put down Australia because that is apparently the Nationality of the Mother!!! I’m sure if you looked in your own neighbourhood you would find others the same!!!!

By: pimpdaddy

pimpdaddy — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 19:38:36 +0000

If she wants to pee on someone, she can piss on me! Nothing better than a golden shower!

By: Fran

Fran — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:59:01 +0000

I don’t find this lame, more horrifying.

By: Last night

Last night — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 02:36:23 +0000

All this is verrrry confusing. I mean, if R Kelly got together with Bianca, then who’d pee on who? Not a childish question, but a question a child might ask.

By: JO

JO — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 13:12:15 +0000

lol wtf R, so youre saying that if you had a baby and i rolled in and pissed on it that wouldnt be abuse??? hahaha, man you sure you havent got some shit of you posted on this site ya freak.

By: R

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 02:03:12 +0000

Oh freaking jesus, what a bunch of weenies you guys are. If I had a baby, I’d do a lot worse than peeing on it. That is nothing. How is that abuse? Stupid baby probably didnt even notice,because he was too busy pissing and shitting himself.

By: Mr G

Mr G — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:57:42 +0000

Of course its a joke!!!!

I can’t belive all the uptight splitarse’s on here shouting call the CPS…..the CPS would find it funny too!!!!!

Just to clear it up for you all, I dont know her, I found it funny and yes it is a joke…..so pipe down bitches!!!

By: M J

M J — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 02:24:18 +0000

Please tell me this is fake

By: puris

puris — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:24:51 +0000

LOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLO

By: Wtf?!

Wtf?! — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 05:34:27 +0000

Amen, #85!!

By: awesome

awesome — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 05:29:21 +0000

R-kelly is a woman?

By: Zed

Zed — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:57:46 +0000

I seriously hope that whoever put this on here also called child services. Holy Christ! What a crazy bitch.

By: Matt

Matt — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:21:22 +0000

Some people are just not ready for motherhood.

By: Ruby

Ruby — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 13:51:15 +0000

In terms of people thinking it may be a joke, I don’t think she would have felt the need to specify that it was on the bottom half of his body if it was not true. So sad and sickening!

By: Sam

Sam — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 03:55:52 +0000

You can pee on me if you want…

By: zer0

zer0 — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 01:40:13 +0000

wow bianca…your a stupid bitch who dosen’t deserve to be a parent.

By: SamiGrrrrrl

SamiGrrrrrl — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 01:16:52 +0000

…PS….
Would love to know if it worked…?

Bianca?

By: SamiGrrrrrl

SamiGrrrrrl — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 01:15:39 +0000

This is one of the funniest things I have read in ages…!

On the serious side though – to all those haters – mothers are human too, entitled to be pissed off with someone pissing on them as anyone else. Stop pretending mothers are superhuman and emotionless robots not allowed to react to anything.
Yep – they crack it sometimes – it happens. I would rather see them vent ‘symbolically’ like this than pick up the little bugger and shake it/throw it across the room etc.

I think I would not be able to control myself (dirty little bastard how dare he piss on me???!!!!) hence – no kids for me…!

By: Jamie

Jamie — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 21:06:32 +0000

mikehawk – you really need some therapy

biance – as a mother myself i cannot even begin to describe my disgust to you! Yes little boys wee on you, they don’t do it intentionaly though. What you did is vile and pathetic.

oh and to all who said that isn’t child abuse im sorry but that is classed as abuse!

i certinaly hope this status was fake

By: remo

remo — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 01:21:38 +0000

@ #71
I am Canadian and the place I would most like to visit in the world is New Zealand.
My pops lived there before I was born for a few years.

Anyway, I agre with the majority of you that this is dispicable and should be reported.
I would also have enjoyed seeing any replies this dumb bitch got.

By: Johnny Truant

Johnny Truant — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 02:42:46 +0000

Btw ryanoceros – I totally understand your argument but…apathy isn’t always the solution.

By: Johnny Truant

Johnny Truant — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 02:40:57 +0000

Judging by the, “dw i jus pissed on his bottom half of his body”, I don’t think she was kidding around. Maybe that’s just me. But, since we know nothing about this lady besides the fact that she’s lacking in the common sense department (whether she peed on the baby or not, she’s still pretty dense to have posted such a thing on Facebook), it’s not Lamebooks moral responsibility to “report her” to CPS. She could just have a morbid sense of humor that only her friends are used to, and understand. If not, chances are, they probably gave her a good talking to. *shrugs*

Like Gaybriel stated earlier though, I’m curious as to what the replies to that status were.

By: ryanoceros

ryanoceros — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 22:04:21 +0000

@85- innocent children are culled all over the world due to the associated financial and emotional strain involved. Abortion techniques are not available all over the world, and sometimes they’re a coat hanger. Children are casualties in wars that they know nothing about…

OH SHIT BIANCA PEED ON HER BABY LOLBBQ CALL THE COPS!

By: Goldenfry

Goldenfry — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 20:09:54 +0000

Oh. My. God.

By: mcowles

mcowles — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 17:15:19 +0000

I HIGHLY doubt that she’s be arrested for peeing on her son. Yeah, she probably shouldn’t have done it, but seriously… “lock her up, there’s urine on the baby!”

When I say “she probably shouldn’t have done it” I mean “she definitely shouldn’t have done it”.

Maybe she just snapped? Her husband just got done hitting her and her mom just called her stupid and took away her allowance. Her Uncle said she was too fat to molest anymore and all she had left was the love of her baby… and he fucking peed on her!!!!

By: Count Blah

Count Blah — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 16:32:07 +0000

@Gaybriel: “4. she thinks only peeing on ‘the lower half of his body’ (whatever that means) makes the whole ‘pissing on a baby’ thing ok.”

It makes it more okay than positioning yourself directly over the baby’s face so that the urine stream gets in its eyes, nose and mouth…

By: ilovehalo

ilovehalo — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 13:47:52 +0000

I have a ritual called “terminator”. I crouch in the shower in the “naked terminator” pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.