@ # 10 ? If you really do know this demented slag, then you should be reporting her to the local authority or welfare agency. This wretched trash bag is obviously incapable of self control, and if she is abusing a child in this way, but remains so indifferent to the abuse that she is comfortable posting about it in a public forum, then just imagine what she is doing to the poor kid and NOT talking about….
I saw this really funny post and now it is gone. Where did it go?
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This woman is a first rate slurry and I will wipe my ass on her face if I ever see her in public. Then maybe get a whole pack of dogs to piss on her and see how she likes that. Dirty bitch belongs in the gutter as far as I’m concerned so she can be washed out to sea with all the other turds.
“I cracked the shits” means “I became upset/angerred”. A brief break down: to get ‘the shits’ means to get annoyed or angry. To have ‘cracked’ something simple means to have done this thing. Although it doesn’t work in every sentence, i.e. you wouldn’t hear the expression ‘I cracked gonorrhoea’. In fact I haven’t really heard it used in any other context.
@8 – Agree. She should be reported to child services.
Bianca – you’re a good reason for pro-abortion. Your child is unable to defend himself and is probably so young he hasn’t developed the physiological ability to control his bladder and this is how you treat him? Given you weren’t aborted maybe you could do humanity a favour and get yourself sterilised?
1. she pissed on a baby
2. she thinks this will somehow teach the baby a lesson whereas the baby probably thinks it’s now some fun game they get to play, seeing as babies find piss and shit highly amusing and fun to play with
3. she doesn’t understand that babies do this all the time and will grow out of it
4. she thinks only peeing on ‘the lower half of his body’ (whatever that means) makes the whole ‘pissing on a baby’ thing ok.
is she going to apply this logic to everything the baby does? what about next time it vomits on her? or shits its pants?
I worry that somebody this stupid and immature has a child.
I would also love to have seen what the replies were to her status- hopefully someone gave her a good dressing down.
Yank Lover – You are a prize douche – no doubt
Yank – You don’t need to be American to be complete prize cunt, and as an Australian who is often surrounded by cunts, I can categorically award that prize to you.
JJ – Upping bonehead racism makes you seriously awesome brah! Lets totally smash a kegger together some time dooooooooode. Or not, you fucking meat-axe.
You guys are so upset that this woman allegedly peeing on this baby is some kinda child abuse. Everyone goes through some kind of hardship growing up, and getting peed on really isn’t all that bad. Yeah, so the mother’s a total wackjob but what’s the solution? Call CPS so they can take the kid and put it in foster care (where everything will go smashingly, no doubt) or just cause an irritation or “lesson” to be experienced by pee-mom (which won’t make her bitter or resentful toward the child in the least). Fact is, parents raise their kids the way they will raise their kids. The kid is in a sink or swim situation. Get used to dealing with the real world by starting with your pee-crazy mother, or turn into yet another shitty human being. Prime Directive. Clean up after yourselves, you bleeding hearts.
WAIT!!!! I forgot to say, “FIRST, BITCHES!!!!” Obv. this is more important that whether or not this bitch was joking. [even if she was....def. not funny...and I have a suuuper horrible sarcastic sense of humor]. You just don’t joke about pissing on kids. Plain and simple. I mean srsly…that’d be like me saying, “What’s the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew?………………………………………………………………. Santa Claus comes out of the chimney alive.” ….. it’s just not funny. And if you laugh, you’re going to hell. I’ll see you there.
I’m laughing my ass off. This kid’s probably got a hard road coming. You wanna save everybody that’s gonna have a shittier life than you? Good luck. Why mock idiots like this and pray that they never have kids and then act all surprised when they do?
It doesn’t matter if she is joking or not, doesn’t change the fact she is a pathetic excuse for a mum.. & either way, she still wanted to post it on Facebook for a reaction. Bitch doesn’t deserve to have children.
Sorry, but this imbecile Bianca doesn’t live in the eastern block.
Child services wouldn’t just turn up and ‘impound’ her child like an animal. She would receive support and counselling in an attempt to address whatever (dire) problems drive a mother to urinate on her baby. Urinate on her baby for fucks sake! – or even more ridiculously, not urinate on her baby, but claim to on facebook. Unhinged much?
Your argument is kind of dangerous, and baseless. And frankly it’s these stupid ‘greater good’ non-interventionists that have blood on their hands when kids like ‘Bianca’s’ eventually end up dead – which I am sorry to say in the southern hemisphere they do – and far too often.
Sick little bitch.
Pissing on a child isn’t funny. If she meant it as a joke, stick little fuck x2.
If she actually did that, well than we can’t do shit,
But some people really should not have children.
i think its fukin terrible ! i have a 8 month old daughter who pisses and shits on me its not her fault shes a baby she hasnt learnd to control it ! even if it is a joke i find it really offensive bein a mother to a young child ! she needs reportin a think its fukin rong and its reely fukd me off ! :@
That wasn’t my recollection of the response that ‘sex with a baby’ post to be honest.
It became obvious fairly early on that the user in question had been sabotaged or hacked.
In any rate, that ‘sex with a baby’ post related to a supposed sick fantasy, and in actual fact was evidently poor humour and was not even a genuine status – as it seemed one of his arsehole friends had hacked his FB page and posted the offending status.
Bianca however, refers to an act she claims to have actually perpetrated herself on a defenseless baby – which is altogether different if you ask me….
This is some seriously f$%^ed up business that should be reported to the local Australian authority.
I have a ritual called “terminator”. I crouch in the shower in the “naked terminator” pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.
I HIGHLY doubt that she’s be arrested for peeing on her son. Yeah, she probably shouldn’t have done it, but seriously… “lock her up, there’s urine on the baby!”
When I say “she probably shouldn’t have done it” I mean “she definitely shouldn’t have done it”.
Maybe she just snapped? Her husband just got done hitting her and her mom just called her stupid and took away her allowance. Her Uncle said she was too fat to molest anymore and all she had left was the love of her baby… and he fucking peed on her!!!!
@85- innocent children are culled all over the world due to the associated financial and emotional strain involved. Abortion techniques are not available all over the world, and sometimes they’re a coat hanger. Children are casualties in wars that they know nothing about…
OH SHIT BIANCA PEED ON HER BABY LOLBBQ CALL THE COPS!
Judging by the, “dw i jus pissed on his bottom half of his body”, I don’t think she was kidding around. Maybe that’s just me. But, since we know nothing about this lady besides the fact that she’s lacking in the common sense department (whether she peed on the baby or not, she’s still pretty dense to have posted such a thing on Facebook), it’s not Lamebooks moral responsibility to “report her” to CPS. She could just have a morbid sense of humor that only her friends are used to, and understand. If not, chances are, they probably gave her a good talking to. *shrugs*
Like Gaybriel stated earlier though, I’m curious as to what the replies to that status were.
This is one of the funniest things I have read in ages…!
On the serious side though – to all those haters – mothers are human too, entitled to be pissed off with someone pissing on them as anyone else. Stop pretending mothers are superhuman and emotionless robots not allowed to react to anything.
Yep – they crack it sometimes – it happens. I would rather see them vent ‘symbolically’ like this than pick up the little bugger and shake it/throw it across the room etc.
I think I would not be able to control myself (dirty little bastard how dare he piss on me???!!!!) hence – no kids for me…!
Oh freaking jesus, what a bunch of weenies you guys are. If I had a baby, I’d do a lot worse than peeing on it. That is nothing. How is that abuse? Stupid baby probably didnt even notice,because he was too busy pissing and shitting himself.