Tuesday, October 20, 2009

I’m SOOOO Pissed On!

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  1. Um…..I think this is called child abuse.

  2. Agreed.

  3. She pissed on him AND did a little shit? Bit much…

  4. time to call the authorities

  5. Wow…what a GREAT mom. =l

  6. Ohh dear.

  7. wtf, don’t give babies golden showers!

  8. Seriously this needs to be sent to CPS or something.

  9. Hmm, same Bianca with the tattoo below?

  10. I know this girl IRL, Australia breeds some classy people.

  11. Someone needs to piss in that nasty bitch’s face.

  12. i hope someone who knows her “IRL” forwarded that somewhere besides lamebook.. fuckin gross..

  13. Makes sense. If a dog shits in the house, you shove its face in it. If a baby pisses on you, you piss on the bottom half of the baby. Hell, I piss on babies I’m not even related to.

  14. @ # 10 ? If you really do know this demented slag, then you should be reporting her to the local authority or welfare agency. This wretched trash bag is obviously incapable of self control, and if she is abusing a child in this way, but remains so indifferent to the abuse that she is comfortable posting about it in a public forum, then just imagine what she is doing to the poor kid and NOT talking about….

    Please act!

  15. Someone PLEASE report this woman.

  16. What in the..

  17. i call fake

  18. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9USqGsV9gk8

  19. Considering that lamebook generally recieives uncensored screenshots and then blanks out the names then the moral responsibility is upon them.

    Lamebook owners – I suggest you pass this on to the appropriate authorities. This is beyond the pale.

  20. I don’t call fake, I just think this is a joke.

  21. She’s worse than R Kelly.

  22. Pushing a dog’s face in shit teaches them nothing but fear, jackass.

    As far as the post….I’m just in shock…

  23. She`s kidding, right? :S

  24. Someone please contact the CPS!

  25. she probably has a sick sense of humour. she s trying to joke without realising that this is not funny

  26. Actually in Australia child protection is called DoCS and there has been a lot of press lately about how they’re not that great in looking after the welfare of kids.

    Plus this could be some bogan mum’s twisted sense of humour…

  27. I am a social worker and this appalls me, I am Canadian if it counts :(

  28. it doesnt matter if she meant it as a joke or not…..even if she was joking shes a complete asshole who could use a lesson or 2… what a sick bitch

  29. Ironically, her profile picture appears to be of her baby

  30. Some people should never be parents.

  31. remember the FAQ PEEPS!

    I saw this really funny post and now it is gone. Where did it go?

    Most of the time it is because the person featured asked for the post to be removed. Please do not attempt to try and contact the person that is featured on Lamebook. Remember in elementary school, when the teacher would say “you are ruining it for the entire class.” That is exactly what happens. They get pissed and ask us to take it down. So PLEASE, DO NOT make any attempt to contact those featured on this website.

  32. A child’s welfare vs. our ability to be entertained. Hmm, I wonder what’s more important.

  33. FUN OF A FITCH

  34. @ come on Jane

    our entertainment.

  35. i hope a dingo takes her baby. it will be a more fit parent.

  36. I see your point Jane, but if this is real do you really think it’s better to keep it to ourselves for the lolz instead of doing something about it?

  37. couldnt find her… wanted to tho… i dont care if this is on lamebook or not.. its not funny, its disgusting

    i know i posted more than once already on this, but im a therapist for children and i come home to read funny stuff n get my mind off of the heavy stuff at work… ugh..sorry just hittin a sore spot

  38. I don’t know. I fake-humped a dog that was fake-humping me once, and it solved that problem. Completely.

  39. is this the same Bianca with the tattoo?

  40. Meh. Little pee never hurt no baby.

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  42. Pedo bear!

  43. Why are you stupid fucks comparing how she treated her baby to the way you would treat a dog to teach it a lesson? You’re just as fucking stupid and pathetic as this Bianca bitch.

  44. Umm, Jess-they were being sarcastic. But you go right ahead and keep swearing and ranting.

  45. Oh my God.

    I cannot contain my rage at all those people that get to have children even though they’re ignorant, awful people. Must really rock being fertile, huh?

    I need to get over my bitterness, but I can’t have children. And yet, all these other wonderful women were blessed with the ability to procreate . . .

  46. wahay wud love to visit her sometime

    PEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOBEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrr

  47. Lol @ pedo bear…

    but it is a disgrace.. Admin should be telling the relevant agencies…

  48. Lamebook – as we are unable to identify the piece of shit who originally posted this status, the onus is on you to act.

    http://www.stopchildabuse.com.au/pages/do_more/reporting_child_abuse

    Surely you would rather be wrong in accusing someone of such an atrocity (and discover that they are just a bogan who is devoid of humour), than let this supposed admission of abuse pass by unchecked?

    Come on!

    If we’re not looking out for the young’uns then it must be end times…

  49. @Horrified

    How dare you call anyone a bogan! I must insist you retract this heinous accusation at once.

  50. This woman is a first rate slurry and I will wipe my ass on her face if I ever see her in public. Then maybe get a whole pack of dogs to piss on her and see how she likes that. Dirty bitch belongs in the gutter as far as I’m concerned so she can be washed out to sea with all the other turds.

  51. Urine is sterile. Nothing wrong with a warm bath.

  52. Sounds like a future mother of the year recipient.

  53. MannequinSkywalker

    What does “I cracked the shits” mean?

  54. I think it’s a joke. If not…….. well….. no comment.

  55. Brief lesson in Australian colloquialisms:

    “I cracked the shits” means “I became upset/angerred”. A brief break down: to get ‘the shits’ means to get annoyed or angry. To have ‘cracked’ something simple means to have done this thing. Although it doesn’t work in every sentence, i.e. you wouldn’t hear the expression ‘I cracked gonorrhoea’. In fact I haven’t really heard it used in any other context.

  56. @ mannequinSkywalker: ‘cracked the shits’ means got angry or pissed off etc.

    If it’s not a joke then it is sick.

    Not all aussies are bogans, people. Not all aussies think this is acceptable or funny x/

  57. Thesaurapist 13(F)

    I’m just sad that anonisgay really does seems to have left the fold. Back in the day, he’d never have missed an opportunity like this to regale us with a themed tale about incest and urolagnia . . .

  58. ahhh… i don’t even… pissed on him? wtf

    @0.0 very cool

  59. “what the fuck?” seems far too mild for this….

  60. That is just wrong.. wtfh?

  61. What a stupid fucking bitch. Some people should not be allowed to breed, period.

  62. @8 – Agree. She should be reported to child services.

    Bianca – you’re a good reason for pro-abortion. Your child is unable to defend himself and is probably so young he hasn’t developed the physiological ability to control his bladder and this is how you treat him? Given you weren’t aborted maybe you could do humanity a favour and get yourself sterilised?

  63. Seriously Lamebook?

    Even if this is a joke, this chick needs to be reported to child services. =/

  64. this chick is a fucking idiot for several reasons

    1. she pissed on a baby
    2. she thinks this will somehow teach the baby a lesson whereas the baby probably thinks it’s now some fun game they get to play, seeing as babies find piss and shit highly amusing and fun to play with
    3. she doesn’t understand that babies do this all the time and will grow out of it
    4. she thinks only peeing on ‘the lower half of his body’ (whatever that means) makes the whole ‘pissing on a baby’ thing ok.

    is she going to apply this logic to everything the baby does? what about next time it vomits on her? or shits its pants?

    I worry that somebody this stupid and immature has a child.

    I would also love to have seen what the replies were to her status- hopefully someone gave her a good dressing down.

  65. lol, why shold it be reported if it is a joke? Because people with bad sense of humor should not have children?

    get the stick out of your asses, you buch of losers

  66. oh and now we can report me for a misspelled word

  67. I bet you’re Bianca …

  68. @ 31

    Holy shit are you serious? We can’t report child abuse because we will violate the FAQ and ruin the fun for everyone else?

  69. # 27 Janye

    “I am a social worker and this appalls me, I am Canadian if it counts”

    No. Canada does not count. Ever.

  70. hahahahah Gaybriel, that was really funny.

  71. Lol @ Yank…

    Canada is on par with New Zealand… They never count either

  72. Has anyone else considered how awkward this woman would have to position herself to successfully piss on her kid?

    Oh, and what the heck does “cracked the shits” mean?

  73. #72 It means “learn to read”. #53, #55, #56.

  74. Bianca should get together with Kim Kardashian. I think they’d gel well…

  75. @JJ/Yanks:
    Typical American B.S.

  76. Except I’m not American. My name is “yank” as in “pull”, as in “pulling your leg”.

  77. José de la Cruz Porfirio Díaz Mori

    Poor Mexico, so far from God and so close to the United States.

  78. @ Grey

    Yank is fuckin’ awesome! So go yank your wiener, you sound like you need it so you can lighten up.

  79. Yank Lover – You are a prize douche – no doubt
    Yank – You don’t need to be American to be complete prize cunt, and as an Australian who is often surrounded by cunts, I can categorically award that prize to you.
    JJ – Upping bonehead racism makes you seriously awesome brah! Lets totally smash a kegger together some time dooooooooode. Or not, you fucking meat-axe.

    Child abuse – uh yeah. Not funny.

    Dicks.

  80. Stupid bitch

  81. You guys are so upset that this woman allegedly peeing on this baby is some kinda child abuse. Everyone goes through some kind of hardship growing up, and getting peed on really isn’t all that bad. Yeah, so the mother’s a total wackjob but what’s the solution? Call CPS so they can take the kid and put it in foster care (where everything will go smashingly, no doubt) or just cause an irritation or “lesson” to be experienced by pee-mom (which won’t make her bitter or resentful toward the child in the least). Fact is, parents raise their kids the way they will raise their kids. The kid is in a sink or swim situation. Get used to dealing with the real world by starting with your pee-crazy mother, or turn into yet another shitty human being. Prime Directive. Clean up after yourselves, you bleeding hearts.

  82. WAIT!!!! I forgot to say, “FIRST, BITCHES!!!!” Obv. this is more important that whether or not this bitch was joking. [even if she was....def. not funny...and I have a suuuper horrible sarcastic sense of humor]. You just don’t joke about pissing on kids. Plain and simple. I mean srsly…that’d be like me saying, “What’s the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew?………………………………………………………………. Santa Claus comes out of the chimney alive.” ….. it’s just not funny. And if you laugh, you’re going to hell. I’ll see you there.

  83. I’m laughing my ass off. This kid’s probably got a hard road coming. You wanna save everybody that’s gonna have a shittier life than you? Good luck. Why mock idiots like this and pray that they never have kids and then act all surprised when they do?

  84. It doesn’t matter if she is joking or not, doesn’t change the fact she is a pathetic excuse for a mum.. & either way, she still wanted to post it on Facebook for a reaction. Bitch doesn’t deserve to have children.

  85. @ ryanoceros

    Sorry, but this imbecile Bianca doesn’t live in the eastern block.

    Child services wouldn’t just turn up and ‘impound’ her child like an animal. She would receive support and counselling in an attempt to address whatever (dire) problems drive a mother to urinate on her baby. Urinate on her baby for fucks sake! – or even more ridiculously, not urinate on her baby, but claim to on facebook. Unhinged much?

    Your argument is kind of dangerous, and baseless. And frankly it’s these stupid ‘greater good’ non-interventionists that have blood on their hands when kids like ‘Bianca’s’ eventually end up dead – which I am sorry to say in the southern hemisphere they do – and far too often.

    Report her.

  86. @Grey and Yank as in Yanker

    Lighten the feck up a bit.. We all know Americans and Canadians have an on going ‘feud’ just like Australia and New Zealand have the same thing..

    If you can’t take a joke you shouldn’t be on Lambook, especially you Yank as in Yanker, being a fellow Aussie you should get the whole NZ v Aussie rivalry.. Meat axe.

  87. Learn to spell guy. No wonder everyone thinks Aussies are bogan meat axes.

    And while I’m at it, learn to take what you give you big whiney bitch!

    Ya ‘meat axe’!

  88. This seriously needs to be reported. If anyone here knows of the woman in this post, please call the Child abuse report line or whichever agency is relevant to her location.

  89. Seriously JJ?

    “If you can’t take a joke you shouldn’t be on Lambook” (sp)

    I must have missed the bit where child abuse became funny.

    Ha fucken ha.

  90. Ummmm- he was referring to the joke about new zealanders, not about child abuse.

  91. Perfectly spelled & punctuated FB status update = probably joking. Yes, the status update takes it to some dark places. But I’m pretty sure she didn’t urinate on her child.

    PS Sometimes the fake Bozes are all that make this website worth reading

  92. If you think that was perfectly punctuated and spelled then I am seriously concerned.

  93. JJ suck a fat one

  94. A big ole’ fat one. Meat axe.

  95. Sick little bitch.
    Pissing on a child isn’t funny. If she meant it as a joke, stick little fuck x2.
    If she actually did that, well than we can’t do shit,
    But some people really should not have children.
    holyfuck.

  96. Got to be one of the most disgusting irresponsible things i’ve ever read. and even if it is a joke thats sick. wat a fucked up human being

  97. where is child services? get that kid out of there now, hopefully someone will see that post and get in contact with them, i knew there were horrible people but this is just wrong.

  98. Wow. What a dumb bitch.

  99. This is why people should require a licence to have sex. to quote the great russel Howard “ban your fanny till you can look after what plops out of it”

  100. “Omi-san says, it is bad manners to say that you will piss on anyone. Very bad.”

  101. um, a baby doesn’t understand the concept of “getting even”….

  102. DAMN!!!!!!CHILD ABUSE!

  103. I’m speechless. Poor baby, I can see him as a grown up full of traumas. Specially if he ever gets to read this himself.

  104. i think its fukin terrible ! i have a 8 month old daughter who pisses and shits on me its not her fault shes a baby she hasnt learnd to control it ! even if it is a joke i find it really offensive bein a mother to a young child ! she needs reportin a think its fukin rong and its reely fukd me off ! :@

  105. Exaggerating for effect. I’m sure she didn’t actually pee on her child. Not funny or clever, though.

  106. Pfft, you’re all mad at her now, but you were ALL laughing when that guy posted a status message about having sex with a baby.

    Buncha hypocrites.

    I can’t find the link, but I’m sure I remember that you all cheered that guy on for his sense of humor.

  107. @xxxx I’m guessing you’re like 15 too.
    Clearly you can’t spell worth shit.
    Just saying.

  108. @ mcowles

    That wasn’t my recollection of the response that ‘sex with a baby’ post to be honest.

    It became obvious fairly early on that the user in question had been sabotaged or hacked.

    In any rate, that ‘sex with a baby’ post related to a supposed sick fantasy, and in actual fact was evidently poor humour and was not even a genuine status – as it seemed one of his arsehole friends had hacked his FB page and posted the offending status.

    Bianca however, refers to an act she claims to have actually perpetrated herself on a defenseless baby – which is altogether different if you ask me….

    This is some seriously f$%^ed up business that should be reported to the local Australian authority.

  109. Loving the inherent racism that has come out in some of these replies…..

  110. Am I the only one with a boner

  111. #79 You’re Australian, I’m Australian, and you just called me a cunt. I guess that makes us good mates.

  112. I have a ritual called “terminator”. I crouch in the shower in the “naked terminator” pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.

  113. @Gaybriel: “4. she thinks only peeing on ‘the lower half of his body’ (whatever that means) makes the whole ‘pissing on a baby’ thing ok.”

    It makes it more okay than positioning yourself directly over the baby’s face so that the urine stream gets in its eyes, nose and mouth…

  114. I HIGHLY doubt that she’s be arrested for peeing on her son. Yeah, she probably shouldn’t have done it, but seriously… “lock her up, there’s urine on the baby!”

    When I say “she probably shouldn’t have done it” I mean “she definitely shouldn’t have done it”.

    Maybe she just snapped? Her husband just got done hitting her and her mom just called her stupid and took away her allowance. Her Uncle said she was too fat to molest anymore and all she had left was the love of her baby… and he fucking peed on her!!!!

  115. Oh. My. God.

  116. @85- innocent children are culled all over the world due to the associated financial and emotional strain involved. Abortion techniques are not available all over the world, and sometimes they’re a coat hanger. Children are casualties in wars that they know nothing about…

    OH SHIT BIANCA PEED ON HER BABY LOLBBQ CALL THE COPS!

  117. Judging by the, “dw i jus pissed on his bottom half of his body”, I don’t think she was kidding around. Maybe that’s just me. But, since we know nothing about this lady besides the fact that she’s lacking in the common sense department (whether she peed on the baby or not, she’s still pretty dense to have posted such a thing on Facebook), it’s not Lamebooks moral responsibility to “report her” to CPS. She could just have a morbid sense of humor that only her friends are used to, and understand. If not, chances are, they probably gave her a good talking to. *shrugs*

    Like Gaybriel stated earlier though, I’m curious as to what the replies to that status were.

  118. Btw ryanoceros – I totally understand your argument but…apathy isn’t always the solution.

  119. @ #71
    I am Canadian and the place I would most like to visit in the world is New Zealand.
    My pops lived there before I was born for a few years.

    Anyway, I agre with the majority of you that this is dispicable and should be reported.
    I would also have enjoyed seeing any replies this dumb bitch got.

  120. mikehawk – you really need some therapy

    biance – as a mother myself i cannot even begin to describe my disgust to you! Yes little boys wee on you, they don’t do it intentionaly though. What you did is vile and pathetic.

    oh and to all who said that isn’t child abuse im sorry but that is classed as abuse!

    i certinaly hope this status was fake

  121. This is one of the funniest things I have read in ages…!

    On the serious side though – to all those haters – mothers are human too, entitled to be pissed off with someone pissing on them as anyone else. Stop pretending mothers are superhuman and emotionless robots not allowed to react to anything.
    Yep – they crack it sometimes – it happens. I would rather see them vent ‘symbolically’ like this than pick up the little bugger and shake it/throw it across the room etc.

    I think I would not be able to control myself (dirty little bastard how dare he piss on me???!!!!) hence – no kids for me…!

  122. …PS….
    Would love to know if it worked…?

    Bianca?

  123. wow bianca…your a stupid bitch who dosen’t deserve to be a parent.

  124. You can pee on me if you want…

  125. In terms of people thinking it may be a joke, I don’t think she would have felt the need to specify that it was on the bottom half of his body if it was not true. So sad and sickening!

  126. Some people are just not ready for motherhood.

  127. I seriously hope that whoever put this on here also called child services. Holy Christ! What a crazy bitch.

  128. R-kelly is a woman?

  129. Amen, #85!!

  130. LOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLO

  131. Please tell me this is fake

  132. Of course its a joke!!!!

    I can’t belive all the uptight splitarse’s on here shouting call the CPS…..the CPS would find it funny too!!!!!

    Just to clear it up for you all, I dont know her, I found it funny and yes it is a joke…..so pipe down bitches!!!

  133. Oh freaking jesus, what a bunch of weenies you guys are. If I had a baby, I’d do a lot worse than peeing on it. That is nothing. How is that abuse? Stupid baby probably didnt even notice,because he was too busy pissing and shitting himself.

  134. lol wtf R, so youre saying that if you had a baby and i rolled in and pissed on it that wouldnt be abuse??? hahaha, man you sure you havent got some shit of you posted on this site ya freak.

  135. All this is verrrry confusing. I mean, if R Kelly got together with Bianca, then who’d pee on who? Not a childish question, but a question a child might ask.

  136. I don’t find this lame, more horrifying.

  137. If she wants to pee on someone, she can piss on me! Nothing better than a golden shower!

  138. I don’t care what country you are from, This is absolutely disgusting!!!! Sounds like she has Post-natal Depression to me…

    BTW Don’t put down Australia because that is apparently the Nationality of the Mother!!! I’m sure if you looked in your own neighbourhood you would find others the same!!!!

  139. this is based off of a web comic called least i could do. here is the link
    http://leasticoulddo.com/comic/20080416

  140. PingPonginDingDang

    The concept of a parent vengefully peeing on a child is pretty funny.
    Only slightly more funny than the ensuing eighty million bored-with-my-own-life rants about child abuse.

    I don’t usually bother to read the comments here, but I’m totally going to make it part of the routine.

    Because this stuff is GOLD.

    That was not intended to be a pee joke. But it can be.
    If that’s what you’re into.

    Oh, and guess what folks:
    when I was a kid my little brother took a piss on me because I wouldn’t give him his turn playing the Atari.

    He is now finishing out a 23 year sentence in Rikers.

    You know…

    for the abuse.

  141. very funny post.. kudos to bianca

  142. I just can’t get pissed over this.

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