Just a matter of time before some quick witted welfare recipient is on the news with their dead baby trying to sue the shit out of that hamburger clown of death.
Hey Grinningdog I actually love to prove people wrong so here is and article that proves I AM RIGHT. Thanks for the opportunity to prove someone on the the world wide web wrong today.
Fighting acronyms is really a losing battle. I find them quite silly and ignorant too, but I feel the same way about emoticons. Best way to handle them, is just not to use them I would think.
Thank you Dear Reverand. I actually like the emoticons cause I think it helps to let people know I am not being an a$$ just a smartA$$ I know I can come across wrong on the internet sometimes.
I usually just hang my babies at home so as to avoid any unneccesary witnesses.
*strokes chin*
But with that being said, it’s not a bad idea. I can always go for a big mac after a good lynchin’.
The baby hanging stations at McDonalds are crap. The ceiling tiles are too flimsy to hold a baby’s weight, and the tables are too low to the ground to really hang a decent sized baby from. Not to mention the security is terrible: I left my baby hanging from one while I went to eat my Big Mac and fries, and by the time I got back it was gone! Really McDonalds, if you’re not going to provide quality hanging stations, just don’t even bother.
I really, really hope that ‘Squeeze please’ is a troll, because her (?) grammar is atrocious and the article she gave proves her wrong. If she isn’t a troll, she’s a friggin’ idiot. If she is… she’s a friggin’ idiot, and not a funny one.
I could be a troll or maybe not. I could just be some 50 year old man bored and searching the internet for 19 and 20 year old boys you know nothing illegal just barely legal Or I could just be some teenager skipping school sneaking booze from my parents liquor cabinet and logging on under an assumed name on this lame site to annoy you all. One can never tell.
@ Merciless … Really? Are you sure it’s a baby changing station? You reckon it’s not an actual toilet lid? Are you very, very sure? Wow, I just wonder how you’re able to figure that to be a baby changing station and not a toilet lid. You have to have superpowers, man!
Seeing as I’m pretty sure that most diaper changing stations are in the women’s restrooms, I presume that the artist is female?
Somehow that just makes me appreciate this more…
The worlds most universally accepted paedophile is upping the ante` by luring parents to perform the infant-asphyxiation erotica with him. Ronald Mcdonald you fucked up again you stupid retart wranger! (Not sure on Wranger)
@O: I believe more people are willing to place their children in an establishment of Ronald rather than a place of pseudo-faith. At least Ronald has a playground, food at reasonable prices (used to anyway) and toys with food. Not to mention the birthday parties with ice-cream cakes. The only thing from above that catholic priests will offer is cream, but not the kind any child should know of.
@61 – I laughed, and then I realized how true that was, minus the noose.
Have you put your kid on one of those, really? You’re expected to change a 10-. . what’s the weight limit? 25lb?
And the thing is made of cheap plastic and held together by rusty bolts skinnier than you’re newborn boy’s peepee?
No thanks. I’ll take my chances and change my kid on my lap, or a blanket on the floor when she’s bigger.
Whoever did this, I applaud the statement about how corporate is so busy collecting money they are willing to risk children’s safety by placing them in potentially hazardous changing stations.
Also, the damn straps aren’t long enough to hang a mouse from, much less a child.
fisrt hahahha
well that is creative….
nice
LOLIEZ
I enjoy this
this makes me lol. It probably shouldn’t, but it does.
Just a matter of time before some quick witted welfare recipient is on the news with their dead baby trying to sue the shit out of that hamburger clown of death.
This is obviously funny. But if this kind of stuff is continuously posted here, lamebook will be just another lolz website
Keep it lame.
I love the title, Lamebook
hmph.
i cant lol about this.
Why can’t you? Is your lol broken?
That’s a great question O. Maybe someone is a bit too over sensitive… Change your diaper DZ, this is amazing!
yeah, this isn’t lame, just funny.
^
hence the subtitle of this website. the FUNNIEST and LAMEST of facebook
This is one of those “Covering my mouth in horror but I’m still laughing” moments.
OMG can U peeps plz stp usng acronyms it makes U sound like OMG a rtd R sumin C
Now for those people that know the English Language
Oh My Goodness!! I can not stand freaking acronyms, it just reminds me how many ignorant people are in this world. Learn to spell people!!!
By the way this picture is so funny and wrong on ALL levels.
All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely players
@ Squeez: STFU itz teh interwebz gt usd 2 it
btw hahahahahaha
@ squz – btw – can not = cannot
learn to spell indeed…
Thanks Gruss. Hey I have one for you… FUINAWAGP =) Let me know when and if you ever get that.
Really.
You may as well lynch your baby if you use the changing table at McDonalds. I bet that thing is sick.
Hey Grinningdog I actually love to prove people wrong so here is and article that proves I AM RIGHT. Thanks for the opportunity to prove someone on the the world wide web wrong today.
http://alexfiles.com/cannot.shtml
oh and before you correct me I noticed I put “and article” hence Typo’s happen but I am women enough to admit my mistakes
it should read “an article”
Fighting acronyms is really a losing battle. I find them quite silly and ignorant too, but I feel the same way about emoticons. Best way to handle them, is just not to use them I would think.
Thank you Dear Reverand. I actually like the emoticons cause I think it helps to let people know I am not being an a$$ just a smartA$$ I know I can come across wrong on the internet sometimes.
I would never change my baby on the change table at Mcdonalds. Im skeeved out by seeing people eat off the tables.
Not to nitpick here…. but it’s Reverend.. heh heh
I usually just hang my babies at home so as to avoid any unneccesary witnesses.
*strokes chin*
But with that being said, it’s not a bad idea. I can always go for a big mac after a good lynchin’.
@Squeeze
Oh*
typos*
woman*
dear*
because (or ’cause)*
@ squeeze: Nope don’t get and don’t care too.
I wonder how many people will actually try to hang their babies there? It is McDonalds, after all, and, they gets all kinds.
Dr. Hymen, If it’s a McDonald’s inside a Walmart, the odds go up by 85%.
The baby hanging stations at McDonalds are crap. The ceiling tiles are too flimsy to hold a baby’s weight, and the tables are too low to the ground to really hang a decent sized baby from. Not to mention the security is terrible: I left my baby hanging from one while I went to eat my Big Mac and fries, and by the time I got back it was gone! Really McDonalds, if you’re not going to provide quality hanging stations, just don’t even bother.
hahahah Sensible…fantastic.
Totally superb!
lmao xD
I really, really hope that ‘Squeeze please’ is a troll, because her (?) grammar is atrocious and the article she gave proves her wrong. If she isn’t a troll, she’s a friggin’ idiot. If she is… she’s a friggin’ idiot, and not a funny one.
@h4yleyg
Shhhhh… don’t ruin the surprise!
Sensible Madness wins one internets for that comment.
I could be a troll or maybe not. I could just be some 50 year old man bored and searching the internet for 19 and 20 year old boys you know nothing illegal just barely legal
Or I could just be some teenager skipping school sneaking booze from my parents liquor cabinet and logging on under an assumed name on this lame site to annoy you all. One can never tell.
tl;dr: You’re a troll, and not a very good one.
What I find most appropriate, is the “M” being placed on a toilet lid.
@Antarctic Circle: That’s not a toilet lid. It’s a baby changing station, dumb ass.
@ Merciless … Really? Are you sure it’s a baby changing station? You reckon it’s not an actual toilet lid? Are you very, very sure? Wow, I just wonder how you’re able to figure that to be a baby changing station and not a toilet lid. You have to have superpowers, man!
nope
HAHAHAH Antarctic….worst comeback ever!!!!
@ Reverend … haha, that’s kind of the intention!
Aw man, I was going for:
“Really Reverend? Are you sure its the worst comeback ever? You reckon there was a better comeback?”
hahahah
Touché!
C’om guys keep it light, Squeeze please needs to get a life really!
McDonald’s is the ‘Red Lobster’ for Republicans.
Seeing as I’m pretty sure that most diaper changing stations are in the women’s restrooms, I presume that the artist is female?
Somehow that just makes me appreciate this more…
#34 For the WIN!!!
The worlds most universally accepted paedophile is upping the ante` by luring parents to perform the infant-asphyxiation erotica with him. Ronald Mcdonald you fucked up again you stupid retart wranger! (Not sure on Wranger)
I think you might find that the world’s most universally accepted paedophile is your local Catholic priest.
loooooooooooool This picture just made my day!
Honestly, I think
Colonel Sanders is better
To endorse lynchings.
Mr Haiku, I basically love you for that poem.
@O: I believe more people are willing to place their children in an establishment of Ronald rather than a place of pseudo-faith. At least Ronald has a playground, food at reasonable prices (used to anyway) and toys with food. Not to mention the birthday parties with ice-cream cakes. The only thing from above that catholic priests will offer is cream, but not the kind any child should know of.
@Insane
Fucking hilarious my friend.
Is it terrible that I have a baby and am still laughing my ass off at this? This is amazing, Lamebook, I love you.
@Interesting: Thank you very much
LOL @ 16
Aw not lame but GREAT.
Oh so awesome and so should not be here
[...] Baby hanging station :S [...]
@61 – I laughed, and then I realized how true that was, minus the noose.
Have you put your kid on one of those, really? You’re expected to change a 10-. . what’s the weight limit? 25lb?
And the thing is made of cheap plastic and held together by rusty bolts skinnier than you’re newborn boy’s peepee?
No thanks. I’ll take my chances and change my kid on my lap, or a blanket on the floor when she’s bigger.
Whoever did this, I applaud the statement about how corporate is so busy collecting money they are willing to risk children’s safety by placing them in potentially hazardous changing stations.
Also, the damn straps aren’t long enough to hang a mouse from, much less a child.
Somebody scratched the “C” off of changing and drew a lightbulb filament on the changer. Just in case people weren’t sure what that was.
Its not a lightbulb filament idiot, it’s a noose.
@delivertehcawk: I hope that was a joke. That’s what a light bulb may look like, but not the filament itself. :-S
Great post though. hehe