“You clearly don’t know who you’re talking to, so let me clue you in: I am not in danger. I am the danger. A guy opens his Facebook post and typos, and you think that of me? No! I am the one who spellchecks!”
Never mind that, this silly person shouldn’t be on their phone while driving. The fact that they’re announcing their intention to brake shows a serious social media addiction, feeling that they have to chronicle every mundane moment of their sad, empty lives.