Comments on: I did.

By: HeSaidWhat

HeSaidWhat — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 22:43:47 +0000

Grammar Nazi FTW! @ #44

By: Rebe

Rebe — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:40:33 +0000

Steve- you’re not.

By: Steve

Steve — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:09:03 +0000

#51- I think I’m the only person here that gets that reference. Awesome.

By: Embros

Embros — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 02:47:54 +0000

Gooble gobble gooble gobble. We accept her! We accept her! Gooble gobble gooble gobble!

By: Profound

Profound — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 15:52:51 +0000

I like your style, Jen. Want to go on a date?

By: Jen

Jen — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 03:13:10 +0000

notthemessaiah,

I can agree, most Americans are idiots. In fact, I’m not very proud to be part of this country. We have a horrible history. I’m more likely to take the side of anyone who criticizes our government, our spelling, our education system, and even the barbaric ways that we tortured the poor Native Americans.

But generalizing all Americans as being a waste of space, descended from useless… or… as you so intelligently articulated… “fuckwit imbecile” Europeans?

That kind of prejudice makes you fit right in here with the southern states! I guess you’ll be moving here soon, right? One of us. One of us.

Criticize American culture all you want. Just don’t be a fucking hypocrite.

However, it’s nice to know that America isn’t the only one with its fair share of uneducated, ignorant low-lifes.

By: k

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 03:04:30 +0000

yep siree wes here mercians are alls dumbz, i wish we was smarter like em british folk and ther yummeh teef!

By: notthemessaiah

notthemessaiah — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 02:28:21 +0000

The use of the term ‘fire department’ is an indicator that Anna is an American. The reason American’s are so stupid is because they are descended from all the fuckwit imbeciles Europe had no use for.

By: Anna's mum

Anna's mum — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 13:07:00 +0000

Vincent, go to your room. NOW.

By: Vincent

Vincent — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 07:53:07 +0000

…..Still not sure it’s a lady.

By: Grammar Nazi

Grammar Nazi — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 23:24:36 +0000

The good news is, I have successfully filled the horse with gasoline.

The bad news is I suffered several rather brutal kicks to the head in the process and I’ve been having random blackouts ever since.

Also, the horse has died.

Also, I’ve been having blackouts.

And to top it all off, I’ve been having blackouts.

This has been a really shitty day.

OMG THE HORSE IS DEAD!

By: Anna's mum

Anna's mum — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 14:06:44 +0000

@ Grammar Nazi and Vincent,

I am most certainly not a dude, I love horsedrawn carriages and there is no Mr Anna’s Mum. He was blown sky-high when Anna lit the lawnmower while he was using it.

By: jayjayuf

jayjayuf — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 12:29:40 +0000

You don’t get the fire department in Britain, you have the brigade hence american

By: naaaice

naaaice — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 10:34:54 +0000

…i did

By: Vincent

Vincent — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 09:13:25 +0000

If anyone’s confused.

^^^^ I’m sorry in advance if you’re not a dude.(last time I use the arrows again.)

By: Vincent

Vincent — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 09:10:34 +0000

*^^^
Should check before posting.

By: Vincent

Vincent — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 09:09:11 +0000

^ I have a feeling Anna’s mum is really a man. Don’t get your hopes up.
^^ I’m sorry in advance if you’re not a dude.

By: Grammar Nazi

Grammar Nazi — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 07:25:01 +0000

@Anna’s mum:

You actually said it right…! You actually realize that it’s ASpersions, not DISpersions! If there’s a MISTER-Anna’s-Mum, he’d better look out. I’m out to woo you. Oh yes. I’ll start with a romantic horsedrawn carriage ride through the park.

Now how do I work this gas pump, again? I need to fill up the horse…

By: Vincent

Vincent — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 04:44:26 +0000

@ Slim I’m pretty sure I never thought she was and am wondering how that would get me insulted. I was merely denouncing her as an American and the next English speaking country that comes to mind just happens to be England. You’d do well not to assume things of people.

By: Anna's mum

Anna's mum — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 00:57:05 +0000

So now you’re casting aspersions on Anna’s maternity?? I’ll get that little bitch in here to answer for herself, just as soon as she finishes shovelling the coal for the X-Box.

By: Slim

Slim — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 00:27:02 +0000

@Vincent I don’t think ‘Anna’s Mum’ is ACTUALLY Anna’s mom. Jackass.

By: Dani

Dani — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 23:17:51 +0000

@mmhmmm where in the post does she write ‘mom’ or ‘mum’?
and cos you seem a bit slow, it’s ‘mum’ in most British-settled countries. so she could be aussie, kiwi, etc etc.

By: the person who posted it

the person who posted it — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 22:03:39 +0000

She is from the US

By: Maggie

Maggie — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 21:33:22 +0000

Where does she say mum?

By: mmhmmm

mmhmmm — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 21:26:06 +0000

@Boz

Yes that is exactly it.
They spell it “mum” in England. Whereas in the US we spell it “mom.”
So the fact that she spells it , “mum” easily tells us she is more likely than not, British.

By: Boz

Boz — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 20:53:32 +0000

@ Vincent

So she says “mum” instead of mom?

By: Vincent

Vincent — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 20:29:35 +0000

Lol. She’s not American…She’s British.

By: ryanoceros

ryanoceros — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 20:24:19 +0000

Anna’s dog farted beside the oven as a witty setup.

Everytime I do something embarrassing, I publish my folly as a facebook status.

ryanoceros: didn’t know that you could get genital warts from anal sex! LOLOLOL OOPS!

yeah.

By: Ben

Ben — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 19:46:32 +0000

damnit Blim I wanted to come up with a witty hot air in head comment.

I guess I’ll stick with

“there are no smarts in Anna, who knew?”

By: Hughe

Hughe — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 18:53:47 +0000

@17 I was thinking the same thing. Maybe her utilities are included in her rent?