Tuesday, July 7, 2009

How to start a fight in 2009

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93 Comments

  1. LOL @ nigger!

  2. lol Ryan is my hero

  3. regurgitating 4chan catchphrases on facebook doesnot= cool

  4. So, what is the cruise control for cool in 2009? Inquiring minds are dying to know…

  5. bullshit. 4chan fake made

  6. I was on Ryan’s side at the beginning.

  7. who starts a fight by kicking?

  8. I really hope all these people are white.

  9. yeah, I was with ryan, and then he dropped the n-word and now they’re all douchebags

  10. hahaha go ryan go

  11. david d. davidson

    I agree 100% Ryan is a faggot.

  12. I love you Ryan.

  13. I’m pretty sure his use of the n word is satirical/ironic since he’s spent the whole thread making fun of how they talk.

  14. I’ll still back Ryan, mostly because I’m disliking those other asshats even more.

  15. FUCKING LOL’ED

    /b/ ftw.

    and dont fucking tell me rules one and two. raids only.

  16. Ryan – you are the man

  17. They should pass laws limiting Isaiah’s use of the word “dude” to once a day

  18. andrew, you violated rules 1 & 2.

  19. Internet dude-bro fights are the best, minus the racial slurs.

  20. Who needs wit and tact when regurgitating “ironically” racist 4chan memes is “cruise control for cool”?

  21. A storm of shit on all your houses.
    A storm of shit on all your houses.

    Also i agree with d on comment 8

  22. That was pretty funny, but /b/ is really gay.

  23. 4chan is so old now, who even finds it edgy or amusing anymore? Other than teenage boys, I mean.

    Ryan, you’re not as funny or clever as you think you are.

  24. Blumpkins4McCain

    ITT: fags here breaking rules 1 & 2.

  25. LOLOLOLOL EPIC WINS GUYS, POOLS CLOSE AMIRITE.
    SO RANDUM XD
    ANONYMOUSS IS LEEEJUUUN.
    EXPECT US, EPIC FAIL LOLOLOL.

  26. ROTFLOLZ !! high fives for ryan XD

  27. I like how fags from 4chan demand adherence to rules when the entire philosophy and drive behind 4chan is dumping on rules.

  28. guys remember rules 1 & 2

  29. actually, i think my favorite is Eric’s response to Ryan’s first comment.

    how on earth could they not be friends? Ryan is commenting on his status, so they MUST be friends.

    as a side note, people who are Facebook friends with people they don’t like frickin’ kill me.

    also, i absolutely love how Ryan’s original ironic tirade seems completely lost on Isaiah. or maybe Isaiah was still stuck on the original status? damn it, now i’m confused.

  30. ryan = god

  31. you guys are so fucking stupid
    4chan is lame as FUCK

  32. The Game.

  33. straight UP

  34. Assuming these people are white, which I’m sure they are. The fact that Andrew was insulted at the word ‘nigger’ amuses me. Was he mad because he was being called a nigger, or was he mad that Ryan would use such an insulting remark?

    That just begs to be asked, that if Ryan would have instead used ‘nigga’ would that have changed the tone of the conversation?

    I agree that Eric, Isaiah, and Andrew sound like tards. I guess the gangsta/hip hop scene appeals to them, and that’s ok….but they still sound silly. Oh, and Ryan’s a dick. He should have left it alone, but I’m glad he didn’t cause I got a great laugh out of it :D

  35. Shut the fuck up nigger.

  36. more douchebags commenting here than in original post.

  37. Kids a fucking newfag.

  38. ryan is actually the bigger jackass here, for breaking rules 1 and 2.

  39. Did I miss something here? What the hell is 4chan?

  40. Ryan is the shit.

  41. Ryan ftw.

  42. “I “be chucklin” to [sic] at the “wurds dawg” your [sic] tryin [sic] to say because you cant [sic] even fuckin[sic] spell. Lean some fuckin [sic] english [sic][.]”

    Grammar win.

  43. LOL Ryan ftw!!

  44. It was going great til the /b/tard started using the N word

  45. RULES 1 AND 2 NIGGER

  46. Probably swiftly posted it on /b/ afterward.

  47. Oh My FUCKING God… I’m glad I am not an American! I feel sorry for people like “MG” who are aware of how Ryan is completely taking the piss and being “satirical/ironic” as opposed to the people who were on Ryan’s side until “he dropped the n-word and now they’re all douchebags” ha ha… How the US of A is the master state of this world is a mystery?

  48. Hahaha…. Racial slurs are hilarious, I’m sorry

  49. At first I was on Ryan’s side.

    Then I saw /b/ and wanted to hit him. But the other guys are douchebags too.

  50. Ryan FTW!

    Connor… in case you didn’t catch on Ryan was being SARCASTIC

  51. What on earth is 4chan??

  52. im pretty sure iv read this post before

  53. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?!?!? WHERE HAS MY LAMEBOOK GONE?!?!?!?!
    At first I thought I was having deja vu, but now it is all these old posts and the newer ones are all gone it seems. What the fuck.

  54. Hahahahahahahaha, I’m on Ryan’s side with this one. If those other dumbasses aren’t intelligent enough to recognize sarcasm, then that’s on them. Oh and racial slurs ARE funny

  55. Yes, Ryan was being sarcastic here but that doesn’t change the fact that he still isn’t funny.

  56. April? You guys need to get on track.
    What the hell is 4chan?
    What the hell are rules 1 and 2?

    And why do people feel the need to use racial slurs whenever they are getting their feelings butthurt on the internet?

    And I did he use /b/?

    I want to destroy all these people’s asses. Mainly the people commenting on this.

  57. someone is trolling pretty hard right there

  58. So, I’m a 32 year old mother of two, and I know about 4chan and rules 1 and 2 and faggot and all the rest. If I know about it, then it is clearly neither edgy nor cool. It’s just boring and lame now. Time to move on!

  59. rules 1 & 2 mofo.

  60. Donald Trump's Comb-Over

    Where in god’s name did Lamebook go? Administrator, wtf?!

  61. Good Grief.

  62. I don’t think he actually meant /b/ as in the 4Chan Paedo-Site /b/. I think he was just adding in random characters like the other spastics were.

    Also, why the fuck are people friends with people they don’t like? Just because you’re in school together, or whatever. Maybe they like having a high friend count. Sad.

  63. this is a repost

  64. LOL. look at that nigger isaiah and andrew are def niggers. look at how black there pictures are LOL

  65. Rules 1&2.
    Newfellows.

  66. RULES 1 AND 2 MORONS

  67. facepalm.jpg

    RULES 1 AND 2!!! Thanks for faggin’ up the Interbutts, NEWFAG

  68. Message to people with a false sense of security:
    CRAZY WHITE FOLKS ARE NOT NOR HAVE THEY EVER ACCEPTED THE STEREOTYPE OF BLACKS ARE FRIGHTENING AND VIOLENT. THEY ONLY USE IT AS A METHOD FOR JUSTIFYING RACISM. THEY HAVE MILITIAS. THEY TRAIN. GET READY.

  69. Maggie, this has been on 4chan for a long time.
    Anonymouse, rules 1 and 2 only apply for raids, also only newfags call newfags newfags, etc.

    Lastly, OLD PIC IS FUKKIN OLLLLLLLLD

  70. ^Also, 69 get.

  71. Erm, He Posted this. Why would you put your own status on lamebook?

  72. Funny how Andrew is trying to correct Ryan’s grammar, yet he can’t even bother to spell out the words “see” and “you”.

  73. /b/ approves

  74. Fucking /b/tards…

  75. HAHAHA at poor Ryan.
    These guys must be pretty bored…

  76. Ryan = winRAR

  77. GOD DAMMIT 4CHAN, STAY AWAY FROM THE REST OF THE INTERNET.

  78. ryan’s lame ass is the one who submitted this… he picked a fight to get on lamebook, thats lame.

  79. Ryan FTW

  80. How can you tell who submitted it? Or is it just guess work?

  81. why are people “ftw-ing” ryan? he’s a fucking retard. LOL I CAN SPEW THE MEMES I JUST LEARNED FROM /b/ TO PEOPLE THAT HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT LOLOLOLOL. you’re all retards.

  82. @Fran: The theory is that Ryan must have submitted it because his comments are the only ones with “delete me if you regret this comment” x’s in the corners.

  83. lol im ryan, i’m a /b/tard so therefore i am kool…

  84. way to break rules 1 + 2 ryan..

  85. Ryan probably only did this to submit it; still lol-worthy, though.

  86. They claim they can speak good English but they sure as hell can’t write it…

  87. I want to marry Ryan. Such win. I don’t even care if he submitted it.

  88. Haha, Ryan is awesome, especially because I would have been too pissed to respond to shit like that. The n-word at the end was kind of funny because I can see through the blurred picture that Ryan has pretty light skin, but no one seems to be bothered by it.

  89. would someone please explain what rules 1 and 2 are?!?!?!

  90. No. That is against rules 1 and 2.

  91. Rules one and two only apply to raids.

  92. Why keep assuming Ryan did this to get on Lamebook? Has no one considered the possibility that he decided this would be funny afterward?

    BTW, Ryan, you’re a douche, but this is still hilarious.

  93. I’m with Ryan 100%. Hip-hop gangsta tards, go die.

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