We were all once naive and inexperienced. I didn’t know what FTW meant until about a year or two ago.
You might have been joking before, but MILP means Mother I’d Like to Poke. It’s a variation of MILF (F = F*ck). There’s also GILF (G = Grandmother) and TMNTILF (Obvious… mine is Donatello).
FTW = For The Win. It’s often used to denote a feeling of appreciation and warmth that one feels when viewing an “Internet victory” by someone else. In other areas the same feeling can be conveyed with the ever-growing term “gratz”, short for congratulations.