@crane: Dick Clark always hosted the TV program “Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve”, the most widely viewed show on NYE in the US. The Mesoamerican Long Count calendar used by the Mayans essentially ends on 21 December 2012, leading many a nutbag to predict that the world will end then as well. Make sense now?
I HATE mayans. December 21 is my birthday, but those little shits couldn’t wait to ruin it again. I’ve been emailing them for months seeing if they could change the end of the world to the 22nd so I could party like a mofo, but nooooo instead of chuck e cheeses I get apocalypse. suck.
#3 – cardboard fight, excellent! I was in a big one at Bestival in 2010 which lasted about half an hour, people picking up cardboard from a rubbish pile and laying in to each other. The first time I’d been in one since school days, and huge fun. Good to hear bums enjoy them too.
alcohol is awesome at ridding the body of vital nutrients. supplementing may help but there’s no way of defeating one of it’s main bad effects on the body – dehydration. contrary to popular belief, drinking lots of water does not prevent it, as alcohol switches on a mechanism in your body whereby you rid yourself of even more water/liquid than you’re drinking.
regular drinking is for chumps, basically. from a health perspective anyway.
you should all give it up.
look forward to hearing your commitments in this regard.
Imagine the news…
Two middle aged men have been found dead in their apartments after taking a lethal concoction of seemingly harmless over-the-counter vitamins. It is believed they received the recipe from a ne’er-do-well on a popular website forum frequented by alcoholics…etc etc etc
oh dear, did i upset you msanne? all i was trying to do was provide some helpful health advice! your knowledge of nutrition and health sure is formidable, and i assure you, there is no way that little old me could come up with a better solution for avoiding the ill effects of alcohol.
whilst your magical little tonic does have some pluses to it, i admit, i’ll also say this – i laughed at you when i read this. your knowledge is partial…incomplete at best, dear. not trying to be mean, but you should possibly stick to what you know.
besides which, the fact that by your own admission, you drink regularly, hardly makes you an authority on health, as anyone with an ounce of sense could tell you that alcohol is very bad for your health. according to your logic, that means you should be the one to shut the fuck up.
for the record, i’m no teetotaller, but i don’t use alcohol as a “coping mechanism” or a life strategy, as seems to be the norm in this country. it’s pathetic. people who drink alcohol regularly are in more dire need of the advice “get a life” than any other group.
taking care of yourself instead will make you happy and healthy. try it and see if i’m not right.
way to change topic! where did my imagination come into things?
you’re making little sense. at least my imagination isn’t filled with elaborate fat jokes.
i guess that’s to be expected from a brain pickled by alcohol.
i sincerely hope you enjoy shortening your lifespan and buying into health problems. you’ll be old before your time.
there’s no need to be so butthurt just because i called you out on your crappy little anti-alcohol elixir.
yeah i think the topic was “how did so much sand get into your vagina”, but memory may fail me here.
i’ve seriously considered your request, msanne (NO REALLY!), but i regret to advise that i try not to leave a party while i’m still having fun, and this is no exception.
your alcohol remedy sucks, msanne. you suck. maybe you should be the one to fuck off. i know a great many people that think that would be a fucking fantastic idea. whilst i have no doubt that i have my share of haters, i’m pretty fucking certain that with a winning personality like yours, yours would far outnumber mine.
so perhaps, you should…like…think of the lamebook community as a whole (we’re important msanne, and we matter), and take your own advice, and fuck off. but i don’t mind if you stick around, msanne. at least you’ve got the spine to pull no punches, and i like that in a chick.
the reason that i’m so self assured is because i’m healthy, happy, have a great lifestyle, and don’t rely on drugs and alcohol as a coping mechanism to get through life. i also don’t feel the need to invalidate others to try to gain personal power, because i have plenty of my own (the fact that you make statements like “i am simply better than you” says a lot about you, it’s not about me and you msanne…don’t you realise that?). i live life instead, help people and do good in society in general. i have a positive balance on the karma scales and i’m respected amongst my peers and professional community.
i’m happy in myself, msanne. i don’t need your, or anyone on lamebook’s approval to feel that way. that’s why i’m so sure of myself.
don’t worry about my motivations, darl. they exist. once they no longer exist, i’ll fade into the background again (because i simply won’t have time for this) and you can go back to spouting off your ill-formed views and petty insults without interference.
but for now, get used to this.
Wooh, some nastiness going on while I was lying at home steaming all weekend, being a happy seasoned boozehound. MsAnne, I went to the chemist but it was too late. I was already shitfaced and forgot what the l one was. You were up bright as a button after taking it though yeah? Some love <3
msanne, have i told you today how much your alcohol remedy sucks? no?
oh dude…it really sucks arse. seriously! it’s terrible! you really didn’t think things through did you? what kind of medicine woman are you anyway! you should be ashamed!
oooh now that i’ve said that again you’ll no doubt feel the need to go off on a mission to go through the last 10 pages of lamebook or so to try to burn me on every page.
and i don’t matter to you. but you put that sort of effort in?
hmmm…something not adding up here. i’ll figure it out soon enough!
Pfft. You don’t have the capacity to annoy me, you mote. This is my new good works; you’re a fucking charity case.
Whenever someone is making an absolute ass of themselves and seems to be unaware of it, I let them know. On Saturday night, a chick came out of the bathroom with her skirt tucked into her tights, so I whispered in her ear to fix her shit up.