Comments on: Hooked!

By: aiobiipobimaa

aiobiipobimaa — Wed, 21 Sep 2011 00:49:50 +0000

HOLY SHIT hahaha. This, plus all of the comments, just made my day.

By: Sammie 2

Sammie 2 — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 20:28:06 +0000

Holy cow.wata whore!!!

By: kevintootz

kevintootz — Tue, 26 Jul 2011 05:31:28 +0000

I paid $32.67 for a XBOX 360 and my mom got a 17 inch Toshiba laptop for $94.83 being delivered to our house tomorrow by FedEX. I will never again pay expensive retail prices at stores. I even sold a 46 inch HDTV to my boss for $650 and it only cost me $52.78 to get. Here is the website we using to get all this stuff, bidstag. c 0m

By: reddeviljo80

reddeviljo80 — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 19:54:39 +0000

Holy shit I LOL’ed when I read this! Harsh, but FREAKING AWESOME!!!!

By: str8tfaded

str8tfaded — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 16:13:25 +0000

hey katie can you please accept my friend request?

By: lauriebeth

lauriebeth — Sun, 20 Feb 2011 19:42:18 +0000

Point Chris. It’s a little harsh, but she’s evil for ratting him out.

By: piper72

piper72 — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 08:32:45 +0000

This is great! I wish I had thought of doing something like this to my sister. She used to rat me out all the time.

By: freedumb002

freedumb002 — Fri, 21 Jan 2011 06:36:16 +0000

rofl, this guy is great.

By: ric44

ric44 — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 07:21:17 +0000

now thats a smart move.

By: ScoobySnack

ScoobySnack — Tue, 02 Nov 2010 14:46:10 +0000

the kid is genius, plain and simple.

By: kimbit

kimbit — Mon, 27 Sep 2010 03:07:55 +0000

lmao deadline

By: ijkl0marissa

ijkl0marissa — Thu, 23 Sep 2010 22:43:02 +0000

I wonder if she managed to complete this list.

By: mad2physicist

mad2physicist — Thu, 23 Sep 2010 21:20:43 +0000

I am confused as to why those like #227 feel Chris is some horrible person for doing this. I would most certainly say he was not as forgiving as it was possible to be, but Katie definitely deserves this. She almost deserves it even if it isn’t real. Why would she tell their parents about the beer? Chris certainly sounds intelligent enough to handle it. Katie was entirely in the wrong to tell on him.
Chris, on the other hand, did NOT tell on her except as a just punishment for her telling on him.

By: haleey

haleey — Sun, 19 Sep 2010 17:08:45 +0000

I’m going to marry this man.

By: John Players Standard

John Players Standard — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 03:59:59 +0000

Awesome would do this to my sisters hands down no problem any chance i had.

By: Cherriye-angella

Cherriye-angella — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 04:33:13 +0000

ROFLMAO Don’t you just love karma?

By: LamesterGuruPro4shareware_geniusedition

LamesterGuruPro4shareware_geniusedition — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 02:02:44 +0000

@#227

Guru says: Real. I’ve given this one some thought at work today.

This is absolutely the weirdest one on Lamebook. It’s a cross between Found Magazine and Penthouse Family Letters. Sure, Chris is a total tool with no love for anyone but himself to post such crap in a juvenile way, but that’s why we look at this crap, so…

However, The Lamester Guru knows that little Chris isn’t really mad about getting caught with beer, that’s only a ruse. He is only using that excuse for justification to invade his sister’s privacy and vilify her; apparently for one of three reasons:

1)He is really irate that he wasn’t included on his sister’s list, for he might have had an incest fantasy going and she burst his “teach her how to blow a bubble” bubble.

2)He is jealous that she has gotten more action in the previous nine weeks than he has in his entire life.

3)He is, in fact, a closet case and is trying to soften the blow, no pun intended. (NPI) Perhaps Chris really loves cock like Katie really hates facebook. I’ll let the Rainbow Jury decide on that one…

- These are just my theories, of course.

However, I believe Katie is only a typical student. She’s done no more than any young girl who is looking for love in all the wrong places does everyday in countless backseats across America and elsewhere. It’s just that she got caught and she can’t lie about it like all her other girlfriends do. Sure, every girl I’ve only known casually has always said crap like “I’ve only been with 3 guys” or “I’ve never done this before” when obviously it isn’t the case, not when they have four kids from four different daddies or have “Born To Ride” as a tramp stamp. Poor Katie just wants to experiment, and she blew it (NPI) right-out the door with Mr. Nevermind (NVM) — Jacob must have whipped-out a funny-looking one or something. She should have stuck with Adrian as her #1 and left it at that; or promised him a V-card over a possible HJ. If Adrian would have been promoted in such a way, he would have defended her by writing “first” in his comment line, or would have assumed gay Ben’s identity and gone verbal to kick Chris’ dad-lovin’ behind a little for posting crap about his GF in such a way… The only person who showed any sensibility at all was Britney, only because she also has a brother and a BJ/V-CARD list of her own.

I almost concluded it was fake because of the weird deadline — (Why not Valentine’s Day?) But maybe she was following a planner or waiting until a birthday so the guy wouldn’t go to jail or something… Truly, a very weird post. -LGP4
I wonder if any of the guys on that list had girlfriends at the time 9/13, 10/4, 10/29 or what the aftermath at school was the next day…

Either way, it boils down to a classic example of The Lamester Guru’s mantra:
“If you don’t want anyone to know, never tell anyone.
If you don’t want everyone to know, never write it down.”

Peace be with you, Lamesters…

By: syxx

syxx — Sat, 29 May 2010 03:48:21 +0000

Well, its past the due date. I wonder if she accomplished all this? I wonder if her parents found out?
I assumed the crossed off ones were completed and the date next to it was the date on which it happened? HAHAHA fingered and titty fuck…amateurs.

By: kateisgr3at

kateisgr3at — Thu, 27 May 2010 15:21:44 +0000

@iDubya – I agree. There are stars by both names so it makes me think she took their virginity.

By: eatuhdikbxtch

eatuhdikbxtch — Wed, 12 May 2010 19:39:09 +0000

note to self….dnt trust or double cross an asian. second note to self…..fire asian maid (bxtch prolly stealin frum me n e way!!)

By: iDubya

iDubya — Tue, 04 May 2010 14:14:10 +0000

I don’t see the “Maybe V-Card” as a sign she still has hers, I see it as a sign she is unsure if he has his. Katie = Slut, even in today’s standards.

I wish Chris was able to post updates, I’m curious if she reached her goal :/

We should all try to accomplish our goals. Sluts included.

By: frankjolly

frankjolly — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 13:29:38 +0000

there are 5 out of the 10 crossed out:

Ryan Pecker – looks liked she just changed her mind

(that leaves 4), one is only a kiss, and none of which involve sex(she is a virgin!). hardly a whore at all, and technically impossible.

Think about it. She gave head to 2 guys and got eaten out by another..

it’s really quite tame, and more like the wishful thinking of a young teenager.

By: MrMaelstrom

MrMaelstrom — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 04:15:11 +0000

Oh, the girl can be as sexually active as she wants…yaddayaddayadda…STFU already!

SHE’S FUCKING WILLING TO LOSE HER VIRGINITY to one of 10 GUYS she plans to “get on” with within 4 MONTHS.
It’s not a (completely) sexually active girl just doing her thing (no matter how promiscuous)as she pleases.

If active, then she’s planning on DECEIVING at least 2 of the guys.

All of them are just based on their LOOKS alone.

So go ahead and tell me about her maturity and exercise of personal freedom.

If there’s nothing wrong with her behaviour, THEN THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH HIM POSTING IT. She ratted him out! He ratted her out (with interest added).

If there’s nothing wrong with what she did why is SHE posting in all caps at the top of her tits for Chris to take it down?

BEST EVER BURN!!!!! (like someone already said, it goes in the pantheon of all-time greats, this one)

By: missfang

missfang — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 21:07:19 +0000

Okay so this didn’t only make my whole day, rather my whole LIFETIME.
But still, I’m not sure I’d like Chris as my friend.. The girl is poisonous for Christ sake!

By: Disturbed Artist

Disturbed Artist — Sun, 11 Apr 2010 19:11:37 +0000

How the hell did I miss this one? My new hero = Chris.

By: lexiee

lexiee — Sat, 10 Apr 2010 04:34:25 +0000

This… Is beautiful.

By: Frankie83

Frankie83 — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 03:29:45 +0000

the deadline is here..I jsut want to know if she’s succeeded at this point…

By: Chaosk17

Chaosk17 — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 14:17:06 +0000

Okay I think all the people here on Katies side need to re-evaluate. There is really an unspoken bond between siblings. Most children today participate in under-age drinking and EVERY child does something that is against the views of their parents. Now looking at this Katie, depending upon her age, must have done something similar or will end up doing something similar at least looking at this list. If either of these options are the case then snitching upon Chris breaks the bond and thus of course now she must hide her wrong-doings from parents AND her brother. I know this because I have a sister a year younger than me, she sometimes goes to parties with drink. Now i say nothing because i have done things that she knows of and has never mentionned to my parents, if she did then i would turn around and snitch on her too. Chris here has simply had the sibling trust broken and is retaliating in a manner that is acceptable. Yes it is acceptable; Katie should have known the likely resonse her brother would give to this, she should have feared a sibling war to erupt. As such she obviously didn’t or that list would have been destroyed and so she gave him the opportunity to do this. She broke a mutual silence agreement of the goings of either of them by telling their parents. Also I think I am safe when i say that this is the first large instance of sibling rivalry here because Katie at no point states ‘I told on you because…’ or something along similar lines and so it seems that she snitched simply for malicious intent.
But other than that fucking hilarious!!!!! Thumbs up to you Chris!

By: didhedie

didhedie — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:21:52 +0000

mtc @ 142 has the quote of this discussion with the rather lovely: “indeed, she enjoys the pleasures of sex without the risks of penetration.”

I think it’s the use of “indeed” that makes it so marvelous.

By: dazedandconfused

dazedandconfused — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 21:13:50 +0000

I love it!!! If I ever found something of this nature in my brother’s room after he had snitched on me… I’d soooo do the same exact thing… Unfortunatly, my brother is lame and will never get laid.. So I’ll never be able to post anything that is that amazing.