Comments on: High Jacked

By: No1youknow

No1youknow — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:22:03 +0000

@15, i like your thinking!

By: Bob

Bob — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:50:38 +0000

Wow multitalented,

doing that and typing on facebook at the sametime… WOW

By: Jules

Jules — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 08:39:43 +0000

#43, it’s a sign of the times. Technology finds a way to integrate itself into everything.

By: SumGirl

SumGirl — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 04:05:50 +0000

What kind of weirdo updates Facebook mid-fellatio??

For that matter, what kind of dude would put up with that??

This has to be a prank…

By: Gurrlll

Gurrlll — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:21:50 +0000

A lot of people don’t realize there’s a “remove” button near statuses and just leave them up.
And there’s also a good chance it wasn’t liked by more people cuz she has tiny guy friends, hmm?

By: Some guy

Some guy — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 05:23:46 +0000

Don’t know much about facebook, but if she didn’t intend to post that why not delete it instead of letting it up for at least 12 hours?
And only 2 people like that? Tsk, that girl doesn’t have many male friends.

By: Morbid John

Morbid John — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:50:12 +0000

I’m sure that must’ve brought out the taste of the turkey.

By: stupidtweets

stupidtweets — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:02:18 +0000

Probably hacked, but everyone’s reaction still makes it pretty funny. “Or Your Father…”

By: Peeps

Peeps — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:54:30 +0000

Looks like a fake.. Her parents almost sounded cool with her publicizing bout her blowjobs on the internet..

By: Homer

Homer — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:49:16 +0000

Haha you make good points sir.

FRAPE FTW!!!

By: Dr. Hymen

Dr. Hymen — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:45:04 +0000

If she was really sucking big dick, the status update should have said “blghghgh”.

By: Dontlooknow!

Dontlooknow! — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 12:51:21 +0000

@homer

I’m not going to lie, my spelling is terrible!

And the fact that her parents are on her fb is just more reason NOT to post shit like that! The fact of the matter is, people like jessie are fucking retarded! I’m sure there isn’t one person on her friends list that gives two fucks about the dick she’s sucking and how big it is! I’ve posted some pretty sick stuff on my facebook, but it wasn’t personal tripe that just shouldn’t be posted on a social networking website!

And if she was hacked/left herself logged in, then tough shit! We are all having a good laugh now because she trusted whoever wrote this alone with her computer hah I also love Frape!!

By: Skora

Skora — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 12:22:10 +0000

Now she got something to be thankful about.

By: West

West — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:55:06 +0000

Jessie definitely did not write this… Being a student in college myself (which I assume Jessie is because her mom is talking about her going home for Thanksgiving), I see this kind of thing on my news feed all the time when peoples’ friends get a hold of their accounts. I’m positive this is what happened to her, I highly doubt she would have actually written it herself.

By: Homer

Homer — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:44:35 +0000

Oh, and Dontlooknow!: It isn’t really a case of being stupid enough to have parents on your Facebook friends list. It’s more a case of being stupid enough to either;
a) Post pathetic, immature things that are inappropriate and noone wants to know about anyway, or
b) Be dumb enough to leave your account logged on and/or give out your password.
Lame.

By: Homer

Homer — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:41:56 +0000

I can’t stand people who spell suppose as surpose. It really grinds my gears.

I think Jessie is a girl as the male spelling is usually Jesse. I could of course be wrong.

I do love a bit of good old Frape.

By: kiwi

kiwi — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:35:17 +0000

I hate uptight parents :/
but most likely ,her account has been hacked.

By: Lajeve

Lajeve — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 09:27:49 +0000

@Dontlooknow!

Next time put your name in it, so there is no doubt in anyone’s mind who the lucky owner of the huge penis is :p

By: Dontlooknow!

Dontlooknow! — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 08:34:43 +0000

@lajeve

I surpose you have a point. It’s the sort of thing I do to my girlfriend though to wind her up. Me and mine aren’t stupid enough to have parents on our facebooks though.
But if we look at all the angles, jessie could be his ex. Revenge ha

By: Lajeve

Lajeve — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 07:50:51 +0000

@Don’tlooknow

If it was posted by the suckee, as opposed to the sucker, he would’ve put his name in the status. Otherwise, what’s the point?

By: Dontlooknow!

Dontlooknow! — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 07:33:15 +0000

Maybe, say jessie is a girl, the status was posted while she was sucking dick, by the guy she was sucking. Epic win by the guy!!

By: Dontlooknow!

Dontlooknow! — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 07:32:53 +0000

Maybe, say jessie is a girl, and the status was posted while she was sucking dick, by the guy she was sucking. Epic win by the guy!!

By: Amber

Amber — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 07:01:53 +0000

This is quite clearly a result of Facebook rape.

By: Mary

Mary — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 06:04:42 +0000

@Jeremy

…Or, you could focus on sucking dick while you’re doing it instead of posting it all over facebook. And post appropriate status updates that don’t make you look like a fool all over the internet and would embarrass you if they came out…

By: Jeremy

Jeremy — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 04:43:28 +0000

& that’s pretty much the reason why I declined my parents invitations to be friends of mine in Facebook. Gosh Imagine what life would be like if your parents could actually see what is really on your mind. Fortunately, they’ve got no clue about Lamebook because that’d be Lame with capital L lol

By: Dee

Dee — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 04:41:47 +0000

I wonder what the guy she was performing oral sex on was thinking.

By: Finn

Finn — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 03:01:43 +0000

That would be the Christmas ever. Imagine the presents that would stem off this one post!

By: Remo

Remo — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 02:49:36 +0000

@ #15
No, hence my “she/he”.

By: Tim

Tim — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 02:48:53 +0000

@Alex

Why? I always talk about sucking cock at thanksgiving.

By: Alex

Alex — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 02:25:03 +0000

I was under the impression jessie was a guy. That is why it will be awkward at thanksgiving.