OMG, #1 is not made of cake; it is made of awesome!
#2 and #3 shatter my hopes for our future, but #4 isn’t that bad. It’s accidental and not totally in your face, like the placenta-chowers we’ve seen, so I could totally let that slide. A little cropping would have been nice, though.
I seriously LIKE the first pic! I wouldn’t eat it, but it’s funny! I think the expression on the cake mommies face is quite accurate too. 3 and 4 just make me wonder why there are so many fertile whores on the planet. The last one…for the love of all that is holy! CROP YOUR PICTURES! *shudder*
Did lamebook add a picture late? Everyone is mentioned things about “#4″, but it’s really the fifth one. Am I crazy? There ARE 5 pictures, right?
The only thing disturbing about #3 (the “I’m sexy” picture) is the headless baby on the floor behind her.
The baby in front of the wall of sayings is kind of lame, since the person taking the picture obviously wanted to get all of it in there.
Also, would I be the only one that would be very hesitant while cutting the birth cake? Idk why, but I’d go very slowly through that baby’s head… saying to myself “pretend it’s real, ignore the calories.”
Gross things happen after as well as during. She could have had a accident after ahw had the baby. Seriouly learn to crop your photo’s though. Unless this was taken right after while Mom was in the shower. Still nasty.
The blue mustache is historically accurate. Hitler dyed his mustache blue during his brief career as the lead singer for the punk rock band “Jew Killaz”.
Interestingly, the Beer Hall Putsch started when a heavily inebriated crowd attempted to start a mosh pit at one of his shows. Hitler himself tried to crowd surf but, since it was 1923, nobody in the crowd new what he was attempting to do and he fell to the ground. The security detail at the show tried to pull him out of the crowd, one thing led to another, and, as usually happens when punk rock and alcohol are combined, they ended up trying to overthrow the government and got themselves thrown in jail. The rest, as they say, is history.
ok it took me a while. I ate some acid, poked myself in the eye, put the monitor on the other side of the room and squinted a bit but I see the profile of an otherwise featureless man sucking on what appears to be a cigarette down to the butt. Insomnia blows is the point.
Honestly, the baby in #3 looks like a rag doll tossed onto the floor.
#1 made me want to vomit when I realized that was a head. Disgusting!…and still no comparison to #5. That guy is practically sitting in it! ewwwwwwww
Ok, in all honesty, I have a picture of myself as a baby just like #2. It isn’t because I grew up in the south and my parents are white supremacists, I grew up in the north and we aren’t. When I was younger I had Hitler’s side-swept black hair, like the child in the picture, and my uncle took a black comb and held it under my nose at my 3rd birthday party as a joke.
@ wordpervert – I was thinking the same thing when I saw that…
I can’t help but love the creativity of that cake. It is so overwhelmingly detailed, from the chocolate pube sprinkles from the speckles of sugar crystals to represent blood on the crowning baby’s neck…