Somebody call the phycword, I’ve gone physo from that ‘retarted’ post.
Ugh, she’s living proof the you don’t need to be the smartest or strongest sperm to survive. You just need to dazzle everyone at the starting line with confusion and then keep bouncing off walls till you get there…
I know the last girl is clearly fucked up, but the first one is probably the saddest thing I ‘ve seen in a long time. “Sorry guys, not mine”?? WTF?? poor guy. He would be better if he changed his name and moved to Alaska, or something.
Shouldn’t Clara and Heidi be insulted that their exes’ new girlfriends are ugly? They say “you are the company you keep” so, for example, if your ex’s other partners are all ugly what does that say about you?
If Evan’s 2 status updates are within 27 minutes of each other, I’m trying to work out how he found out the news so fast.
Maybe he was updating at Maury’s show, with before and after postings.
I can’t think of how, any other way.
Ugh, what is it with girls always getting all smug about how their ex’s new girlfriends are “ugly” and saying they’ve “downgraded”… even if this is true, though they’re no doubt exaggerating, does it never cross their minds that maybe their ex’s downgraded in looks but upgraded in personality? Like to someone who isn’t shallow, jealous, immature and catty?
But seriously, girls, can you stop making my gender look bad? Thanks.
@FarQ: I think that when a girl’s ex starts dating someone new she likes to think of the new girl as ugly (whether this really is the case or not) so she can try and convince herself that he’s now “suffering” because he’ll never get anyone as good as her… I’m not saying this is a good way of thinking, I’m not saying it’s morale… I’m not even saying it makes sense! (If the guy decides to date the new girl in the first place rather than crawling back to the “pretty” ex there must be a good reason!!)… I’m just stating the logic that goes through a lot of women’s heads when these things happen…
@Michelle: Definitely agree. Makes a hell of a lot more sense to just get over it and not be catty! But a lot of girls are catty. And that’s just how they deal with their anger issues, i guess.
@Scarlett The Harlot
one day, when I grow up to rule the world with an iron fist, the first thing I’ll do, will be to enforce compulsory sterilization for all the stupid…the second will be to make you General Scarlett The Harlot and give you Belgium as your own personal fiefdom…
I didn’t get mugged, but I did spend a week getting yelled at by angry Belgians, either for speaking to them in the wrong language or by having the audacity to ask at the information desk at the train station for…well, information. On top of that, the SNCB takes the price for being the absolutely most unreliable railway operator in Europe and if you’ve ever had the misfortune to take the SNCF in France you would know the weight of that statement…at least when the French decide to cancel all trains including the ones to the airport, they give you a fair warning….AND, they don’t alternately yell and grunt at you for asking questions.
seriously…I usually mock people who generalize like this so I’m very much aware of the idiocy of my rambling. I just need some time to process the God-awful encounter I had with Belgian public transportation…
Great beer though..
I know, that was awful, but that happened on a Monday and I arrived the following Thursday. I don’t think I’ll be able to let go of my resentment towards the SNCB just yet but I’ll reconsider giving away Belgium as a fiefdom, truce?