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By: PotKettleBlack

PotKettleBlack — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 21:34:01 +0000

was it thanksgiving? i just threw up in my mouth. yaaay.

By: JonnyD

JonnyD — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 07:34:54 +0000

:\ These statuses remind me of how me and the girl I was involved with at the time would correspond.
-_-

By: Najma

Najma — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 09:43:10 +0000

Will you fucking ask her out already so she can reject you and get it over with?

By: googoogajoob

googoogajoob — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 04:55:31 +0000

He needs some balls. And she needs a brain. Maybe in this scenario he is lacking balls because she is using them as her brain? The only logical explanation as to why she is so fucking retarded and why he is such a pussy.

By: sinfiniti

sinfiniti — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 05:01:23 +0000

my teeth hurt.

By: miss_snarky_pants

miss_snarky_pants — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 01:31:25 +0000

And thus read the minutes of the summit meeting between the Mutual Admiration Society and the League of Horrible Spellers. Translators worked feverishly to interpret the messages, but to no avail.

By: jelly

jelly — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 22:00:03 +0000

“I’m so glade ur my shinning star baby girl and I defiantly mean that from my heart.”

“And I’m so glade ur my shinning star too baby boy and I defiantly mean that from my heart.”

Case of echolalia anyone? I feel like I actually can’t comment on Elizabeth’s spelling since she just seems to copy and paste Mark’s comments back to him.

By: insert clever name here

insert clever name here — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 21:16:39 +0000

Ohhhhh. Those are hearts? I thought everything they were saying was less than 33, 333 or 3333. Cool.

By: jayrawz

jayrawz — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:46:27 +0000

why are they glade??.. WHY????… and wtf is a shinning star?.. is that like a ninja star that only sticks to shins?.. what does this all MEAN?!?!

p.s.

<3<3<3<3<3

By: posty mcposterson

posty mcposterson — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 19:34:27 +0000

@ 46 Sensible Madness- LMAO. Nice imagery. A little Ed Geinish. I love it!

By: epicanescence

epicanescence — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 19:21:49 +0000

seems like; sappy couple

By: ta42h

ta42h — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 18:21:45 +0000

What kind of a pet name is “baby boy?”

By: Mauvillosa

Mauvillosa — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 18:20:54 +0000

@Spooky
Me too!
I once saw a movie where a man was kidnapped and held in a coffin with a walkie-talkie, and on the other end the kidnapper held the guy’s wife hostage. So he let the couple say they love each other, then said “That’s sweet, but I have diabetes.”

By: lamer1

lamer1 — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 16:29:02 +0000

BARFFFFFF<33333333333

By: raspberry

raspberry — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 16:19:40 +0000

uh oh! the shinning is what willy on the simpsons warned us about! elizabeth has the shinning!

By: diva

diva — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 16:05:21 +0000

this reminds me of that episode of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia when Charlie writes the musical…

“tiny boy, little boy, baby boy i need you…”

By: ApplesauceBitch

ApplesauceBitch — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 15:50:32 +0000

Colin Sich and Pink broccoli you made my day!! lmao

By: pink broccoli

pink broccoli — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 15:21:01 +0000

Wtf… who talks like that? Pixie Sparkle Unicorns!?!?

By: nina08

nina08 — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 13:56:25 +0000

yo dawg, I heard yo like love so I put a dick on yo dick so yo can love while yo make love.

By: hitmewithyourrhythmvic

hitmewithyourrhythmvic — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 13:53:08 +0000

huh? What happened there? Ok…

…

By: hitmewithyourrhythmvic

hitmewithyourrhythmvic — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 13:50:38 +0000

Defiantly awful.

What is a <33333333. I get that a

By: KT

KT — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 10:58:23 +0000

What’s disturbing is that my dad’s name is Mark. And he uses iHeart. Fortunately he doesn’t *quite* talk like this with his female friends.

By: awesome

awesome — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 10:58:17 +0000

dont get made, get glade

By: Spooky

Spooky — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 10:45:39 +0000

I think this post gave me diabetes

By: Colin Sich

Colin Sich — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 09:53:29 +0000

Mark & Elizabeth get a room! You make my bowels rumble!

By: Finn

Finn — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 08:38:15 +0000

What’s defiant about meaning something from the heart?

By: gingerspecs

gingerspecs — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 08:33:00 +0000

Pass the sick bucket.

By: Allycat

Allycat — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 07:20:24 +0000

I defiantly think these two should just fuck and get it over with already! It would make my shinny heart very very glade..

By: Dee

Dee — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 06:55:02 +0000

It’s disturbing she calls him baby boy. I call my brother baby boy. Gross, now I feel like I’m committing incest.

By: D

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 06:45:26 +0000

S…so…l…a..me..c….can t ..r…re….resist..g…go…gotta….puke….uergh