It would have been funnier Lisa if you had not been the one to submit it.
Cumdog, I knew a great girl with A-cup titties, unfortunately I did not hit it although I tried. Oh how I tried. I think that was the main reason why.
I’ll be the first one to admit when I’m being a dolt online so…oops, my bad. And as for “that guy with the clever name” obviously he’s figured out a way to get wi-fi under his bridge. Probably stealing it from the houses nearby so just ignore him. Clearly he doesn’t care enough to be original, witty, or have anything meaningful to bring to the table.
these are just lame, i mean not lame like they should be on lamebook just seem to be “inside” comments and not funny. Pregnant chicks say walk and have sex and the others sound genuinely handicapped and even I won’t go there. Lamebook = FAIL on this one
Meh. The first is pretty funny, but not great. The second one, it’s a no from me. I had a car accident a couple of years ago and broke both my legs so I’d probably write exactly the same thing. She might not even be being a twat. And the third one – breeders are boring, unless we see the blood water. Then it goes from being boring to fuck fuck rough.
Thought about what Sean said. Got stupid that night, gets drunk, screwed a hooker (probably his best friend Ray), the rest is a missing scene, woke up naked covered in dry piss and maybe vomit. Probably thankful for not remembering what else he did that night.