Comments on: Hakeem OlajuGone

By: anony

anony — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 04:14:18 +0000

Sounds like Bob needs a new set of step-dad and real friends

By: Max

Max — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 08:46:26 +0000

seriously everyone, lamebook isn’t for the weak. stop sympathizing, Bob got owned.

By: claire

claire — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 21:50:38 +0000

you guys are all lame. this is f*ing funny. buddy got owned, and clearly can’t take a joke.

By: Vincent

Vincent — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 22:51:55 +0000

Look it up on urban dictionary.

By: Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:33:13 +0000

use it.

By: counterstrike pwner

counterstrike pwner — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:24:02 +0000

PWNED is a typo for OWNED! but it became slang of its owned. to mean exactly the same thing as OWNED. PWNED originated from the game counterstrike. it is a fast paced first person shooter, and it was popular before a lot of people had headsets/microphones to talk to each other. people need to communicate in this game in order to strategize and whatnot. so instead of mics, people would type as fast as possible. since there was always a lot of trash talking as well, people would say something like “you just got OWNED,” “I OWNED you,” or the like. as the p is right next to the o on the keyboard, people started saying “PWNED” by mistake. but it caught on because of the way the word sounds. video game nerds especially like weird sounding things and pretending to come up with something that could potentially become cool. Im pretty sure every videogamer on every game imaginable has replaced OWNED with PWNED!

By: Joe

Joe — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:23:12 +0000

@Spoder
You were right first time. Not a dumbass
‘pwned’ originated as a typo for ‘owned’, with the two now being practically synonymous. ‘pwn’ now pretty much means ‘own’.

By: Spoder

Spoder — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 10:23:20 +0000

What’s this ‘pwn’ business?

I saw ‘PWNED!!’ back there on another thread and thought it was just a typo for ‘OWNED’…

Feel a bit dumb-assed now.

By: Uncle Bully

Uncle Bully — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 09:38:30 +0000

This is hilarious because the step-dad is an alcoholic. Alcoholic step-dads pwn!

By: j b

j b — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 00:00:13 +0000

I think Allie is simply saying that if Bob played with younger kids, he would actually get some playing time, which would mean his stepdad would have a reason to show up. Yeah, sad…

By: adam

adam — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 10:44:49 +0000

^^^^^^^^^^^^FTW!!!

By: @ @@ @@@ @@@@

@ @@ @@@ @@@@ — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 10:43:28 +0000

Its not the step dads fault the mother is a whore and has some bastard kid,

By: bamelook

bamelook — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 10:30:02 +0000

And by “he” I mean she. Fail.

By: bamelook

bamelook — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 10:24:44 +0000

I think he’s saying Bob’s stepfather is a pedophile. That is all.

By: Danny

Danny — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 06:24:27 +0000

I’m definitely in agreement that Allie’s comment seems to be the key to unlocking the humor, but I’m not sure what she’s implying. Is it that Bob would be relatively more skilled than younger kids, and so he would actually play in the game, thus giving his step-father more of a reason to attend? Is Bob’s step-father a drunken pedophile who would be more likely to attend if he would get to watch younger kids? Is Bob’s step-father a drunken pedophile who already attends the younger kids’ games, so if Bob were allowed to play in those games, his dad would be there to see him?

By: Look at it this way

Look at it this way — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 06:20:52 +0000

Yeh Robdog, paedophiles are hilarious.

By: Robdog

Robdog — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 06:09:19 +0000

Did you all miss why this is funny? Re-read Allie’s post

By: Step Dad

Step Dad — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 04:48:36 +0000

Seriously kid, I didn’t marry YOU. I don’t give a shit about you, but you came with the package. Just fuck off and let me stick my dick your mom. And drink.

By: Vincent

Vincent — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 04:29:58 +0000

@Capt Lou

We don’t know enough to determine their relationship. The kid could have wrote this when annoyed but doesn’t feel like this normally and the step could be stuck in a work shift that happens during the games.

By: Capt lou

Capt lou — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 03:03:39 +0000

@ hmmmmmm
clearly they do not have that kind of relationship, I guess his step just wants to bang his mom

By: Ben

Ben — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 23:57:19 +0000

Maybe Lamebook is getting subtle. His post isn’t lame, his situation is lame though

By: hmmm

hmmm — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 23:15:20 +0000

Spike – thank you!

By: pinkpony

pinkpony — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 23:04:05 +0000

I have to agree with fake Boz, I it’s Allie’s reply what makes this post Lamebook material. Not for being lame, but just for what she’s implying.

By: Beth

Beth — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 22:37:27 +0000

Someone buy that kid a dictionary.

By: chuck

chuck — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 21:59:32 +0000

This kid is probably being dramatic like all of us were in high school. The kid should focus on the court not on the stands. World doesn’t revolve around you and your basketball game, Bob.

By: Matt

Matt — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 21:20:14 +0000

Step Dad’s are always like that though

By: Spike

Spike — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 21:14:36 +0000

hmmm wrote: "Is anyone else confused by the title of this post? Some please explain, thanks." It's a play on the name of Hakeem Olajuwon, a former NBA basketball player.

By: hmmm

hmmm — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 20:57:16 +0000

someone^^
(I’m bracing myself for the grammar/spelling backlash)

By: hmmm

hmmm — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 20:55:45 +0000

Oh and Capt Lou, in answer to your question, some people do actually manage to forge relationships with people other than blood relatives. Maybe he’s been brought up by his stepfather, so he’d care in the same way someone would care about a parent who has adopted them. DNA doesn’t always have to come into it.

By: hmmm

hmmm — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 20:53:26 +0000

Is anyone else confused by the title of this post? Some please explain, thanks.