Comments on: Haimbook

By: annie85

annie85 — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 00:07:43 +0000

Kahlan – that’s part of the joke… It’s been done so many times for many dead celebrities including Anna Nicole Smith (with a picture of Britney Spears and a caption saying GOODNIGHT SWEET PRINCESS).

By: Kahlan

Kahlan — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 12:28:26 +0000

I’m sure the girl (I’m assuming it was a girl) who posted the picutre would have been incredibly embarrassed to find out she had the wrong guy, especially given the caption.

By: malteaser

malteaser — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 19:28:39 +0000

lol @19

By: RobCoxxy

RobCoxxy — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 18:46:13 +0000

I had a tasteless joke courtesy of Doug Stanhope:

“Guess I can finally tell the difference between Corey Feldmann and Corey Haim. Haim’s the one that’s decomposing.”

By: el_monty

el_monty — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:20:26 +0000

It’s sort of surreal to be finding out that someone famous (well, semi-famous outside the US) died through a Lamebook post.

By: danieltunnard.blogspot.com

danieltunnard.blogspot.com — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:33:16 +0000

I learnt something from lamebook today. There’s a first.

By: Mhn77

Mhn77 — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 10:59:01 +0000

First of all I found the depiction (not sure if it’s correct use of the word, but you get point) of the wrong Corey extremely confusing.

And @61acagedcat25
“All of you are disgusting. My friend told me this website was funny as hell. Really? Ugh. Maybe God will come sooner than later and wipe the world clean of sh** like you sickos. GROOOSSSSSSS! This is such a crap website. So much hate…” Ahahahaaa Thanks for contributing. You fit right in.

By: gingivitis

gingivitis — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 10:22:01 +0000

So, ummmm….when did Corey Haim die? I guess it wasn’t big news here in the UK?

By: FarQ

FarQ — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 09:56:59 +0000

^^^ THANKS XXXX

P.S. If you see god, tell him he’s a c*nt

By: acagedcat25

acagedcat25 — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 08:39:04 +0000

All of you are disgusting. My friend told me this website was funny as hell. Really? Ugh. Maybe God will come sooner than later and wipe the world clean of sh** like you sickos. GROOOSSSSSSS! This is such a crap website. So much hate…it’s nauseating. Peace out creepies.

By: Pepelyashka

Pepelyashka — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 07:52:29 +0000

I don’t see what is really lame about someone dying, famous or not. I’ve also never heard about him, but I find it ‘lamer’ discussing if it’s worth mourning someone or not depending if they’re famous or not…lame

By: Stam

Stam — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 04:45:02 +0000

@BritishHobo
Good point about the mattress and bath, I’d avoid that too. I, on the other hand, don’t have a tv and life has been great without it. I can watch what I want online without the junk. On an unrelated note, I just visited my mother-in-law (she watches Fox a lot…) and Hannity has a moon face. It’s seriously in the shape of a crescent moon. Take note.

By: nashntth

nashntth — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 01:51:14 +0000

Corey Haim died? This rock that I live under, is big.

By: NR

NR — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 00:20:56 +0000

I’m sure there’s an app for your iPhone for that…

By: BritishHobo

BritishHobo — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 00:18:17 +0000

@Stam: I try, but since the media’s fucking everywhere these days, and the places it isn’t are filled with the sort of twat who laps that shit right up and won’t shut up about it, the only way I can possibly avoid it is by hiding under a mattress in the bath.
And if I did that, how would I infuriate myself over nothing on Lamebook?

By: decrodedturd

decrodedturd — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 00:03:16 +0000

Corey Feldman was the one in the Goonies. Both Coreys were in the Lost Boys. Jesus.

By: Soup

Soup — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 23:53:30 +0000

Back before internet porn was readily available, Corey Haim starred in a wonderful little film called Blown Away, along with a Charles in Charge era Nicole Eggert. I will always be grateful for the masturbatory opportunities this movie afforded my younger self.

By: NR

NR — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 23:50:26 +0000

I took note of Brittney’s & Corey’s deaths. Why? They’re in my age bracket. I grew up with the Corey x2 movies. I enjoyed Clueless as the piece of fluffy happiness it was, b/c when it came out, I needed something to let my brain relax during finals LOL

Yes, the deaths were unnatural, still bugs me to an extent that someone “my age” died. Did I freak out on FB about it? Nope. Why? I’m not 12. My world doesn’t screech to a halt because a celebrity I never met dies. But I am also not a jealous prick that celebrates a death of a celeb and spits on their grave. They may not have meant something to you, but they did to their family.

By: Stam

Stam — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 23:45:25 +0000

@British Hobo – I’ve got a solution to your issues over the media heralding dead celebrities… Don’t watch the media. It’s a little known fact that the mass media is for idiots; Screw Ms. What’s-her-face-looks-like-a-cat on Fox news and Wolfie Blitzenstein on CNN, they are all douches. Celebrity deaths are irrelevant, hell my death is going to be irrelevant. 30-50 years from now no one is going to give two shits about Brittany Murphy or Corey Haim, the agronomist on the other hand will live on in historical relevance. So who’s the real winner here? Clearly it’s no one because we are all immaterial.

By: I'm Canadian Also

I'm Canadian Also — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 23:31:43 +0000

I’m not a fan of grammar police, but did anyone else get irritated by Brennan using “whom”? I don’t mind when people use it the wrong way and fall back on “who”, it’s a common mistake, but when people try to sound smart by saying “whom” when it’s incorrect piss me off.

By: Bryan

Bryan — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 23:28:30 +0000

Am I the only one who pictured a “Highlander” style battle between Corey Feldman and Corey Haim? Too Bad it was just an overdose.
“But one led to two, two led to four, four led to eight, until at the end it was about 85 a day – the doctors could not believe I was taking that much. And that was just the valium – I’m not talking about the other pills I went through.” – Corey Haim.

RIP Corey, the vampires of the world may be laughing, but I’m not.

By: BritishHobo

BritishHobo — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 23:16:37 +0000

But not really angry.

By: BritishHobo

BritishHobo — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 23:16:22 +0000

BritishHobette is an angrier, less cowardly me. I’d make some kind of backwards woman/kitchen joke, but I’m too lazy. BritishHobette’ll probably do it.

Long story short: It’s nothing to cry over. Jebus.

By: BritishHobette

BritishHobette — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 22:41:00 +0000

Just wondering:
1. How many people here knew him personally?
2. How many people here die a little inside every time a celebrity dies? (ie-Brittnay Murphy, Heath Ledger, Michael Jackson, etc.)
3. How many people here know that all celebrities (and people in general) are going to die in the long-run? Whether it be now, or in 80 years.

It’s nothing to cry over. Jebus.

By: Chewbacca shagger

Chewbacca shagger — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 22:33:16 +0000

He was doomed from the start. Clearly his parents didn’t like him…they called him Corey.

By: WOG

WOG — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 22:31:24 +0000

I’m not going to get used to it. That’s a shitty attitude to have. If you want to breeze through life complacently because “that’s just the way things are” then go ahead but some of us actually give a shit.

By: Jaz

Jaz — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 22:26:50 +0000

No one cares about Nobel Prize winners anymore. You’re only remembered if you are considered ‘hot’ by today’s society or if you have a crotch shot on the cover of magazines. That’s just how it is nowadays. Get used to it.

By: WOG

WOG — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 22:20:22 +0000

ergh, excuse the superfluous comma. I wish this site had an edit option.

By: WOG

WOG — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 22:17:36 +0000

@Jaz

Brittany Murphy never did anything of significance. If playing Luanne on King of the Hill and a mediocre role in the mediocre “Girl, Interrupted,” was her prime, then my point stands. I don’t know why I’m supposed to give a shit about her USO contributions. Also, see my post above.

By: BritishHobo

BritishHobo — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 22:15:24 +0000

However, it does annoy me when people get so upset over the death of a celebrity that they never knew. When I hear that somebody has died, I just think ‘that’s sad :/’ maybe spare a thought for their family, and then carry on with my life. I didn’t know them. Obviously fair enough if you were a really big fan of them. It’s just times when a celebrity dies and it doesn’t leave the papers or Facebook for months, as we get story on story on story about how they died and what any random celebrity thinks of it.