Monday, November 16, 2009

H1N1 upped


previous post: Cheesedick Factory



  1. Well I had TWO uncles die from h1n1

  2. hey, other Ty – no one cares about your fucking uncle. the first Ty is out of 228 dollars. show some respect.

  3. Unless he has to pay for his uncle’s funeral I think the first Ty still has it worse

  4. First Ty got RIPPED OFF. I only paid 150 to get my driver’s side window replaced. Ty needs to learn how to shop around.

  5. Are these both the same Ty? Did he one-up himself?

  6. 1-uppers are lame douche bags.

  7. To Ty number 2′s credit, the first Ty did ask if someone could top it.

  8. H1N1? Really? Second ty should pull his head in.

  9. I am guessing that he forgot the word replaced. It reads as if he has paid $228 for a busted out window. If that is the case…he got ripped off.

  10. Definitely no need for a Ty-breaker here.

  11. I had h1n1 and didn’t die. So THERE!

  12. I’m pretty sure this is the same guy commenting on his own status. Look at the shades in the blurriness, the last name looks identical.

  13. It does look like the same person. Of course it’s possible that AFTER he made his original status update he found out his uncle died, so it could be an update to his update demonstrating how much his day blew.

  14. It is the same guy. Not the kind of thing you go posting to the world either way

  15. Not the same guy — pixelated (sp) colors aren’t the same, particularly the white at the top and bottom of Ty1 and Ty2′s pictures, respectively.

  16. #6 has been co-signed.

    and i find them hilarious. why dont they just grab a bottle of booze like a normal person and drown their sorrows. geeze.

  17. Yeah. Not the same guy.

  18. Also not the same guy because Ty 1′s surname obviously ends with a y/g/p/j and Ty 2′s doesn’t.

    Way to kill a mood. Again. Is it just me or are there a lot of these ones?

  19. Also, curious about whether his uncle actually died OF H1N1, or whether he had underlying illness/other complications… When did people start referring to the ‘flu by the strain name?!

  20. nor’n thinks he’s a pixel CSI or sumpthin’

  21. @dibenga

  22. Cpt BrownSauce Sandwich

    i had an uncle die from H5N1…

  23. Maybe Cpt BrownSauce and ShyGuy should go bowling?

  24. @nor’n monkey

  25. @Cpt BrownSauce Sandwich
    H5N1 (bird flu) was a particularly nasty one. Sorry for your loss.

    Cool name by the way. Making me miss HP

  26. @nor’n
    Apparently people didn’t find “swine flu” very PC. So people have been asked to call it H1N1. Heaven forbid we offend the pig farmers.

  27. Cpt BrownSauce Sandwich

    i didnt, but higher numbers make win

  28. Like #7 said, the first Ty did ask if anyone could top it. Which is a douchy thing to say, so I hope he now feels like the tosspot he is.

  29. @old lady
    Oh sweet lord. Are you serious? I suppose it was only a matter of time before that happened. I’m a Brit so I should have seen that coming. (I’m in Australia, so I missed it)

  30. @Old Lady – It was because it was killing the pork industry

  31. I’m king and they know it
    When I snap my fingers everybody says show it
    I’m hot and you’re not
    But if you wanna hang with me I’ll give it a shot

    Top that, top that
    You can do all you can but you’ll never top that
    Top that, top that
    You can try until you’re blue but you’ll never top that

  32. [...] rest is here:  Lamebook » H1N1 upped | November 16th, 2009 | Posted in Uncategorized [...]

  33. Owned. He was asking for it ,the douche.

  34. >#10 Joe
    Jesus fucking christ….


  36. My uncle charged me $228 as he died from h1n1

  37. First Ty did ask if anyone could top that, however posting about someones death is attention grabbing for the wrong reasons.

  38. Ty#2′s uncle just rolled over in his grave, knowing his death was posted as a comment to someone’s FB status.

    And, my entire community was wiped out in a cholera epidemic. So both Ty’s can suck it.

  39. i pronounce it “high-nye”

  40. It’s socially awkward to tell people a family member died on facebook. Ty2 seems either flippant about his uncles death, or unnecessarily malicious towards Ty1. And btw they are definitely two different people – different pixelation.

  41. They initially thought the strain resembled a swine flu outbreak in the past, but it turned out it is a different strain, hence the name change. You won’t hear anyone in the medical community call it “swine flu” anymore. It would also be very rare for a healthy adult to die from H1N1.

  42. I just got the vaccine and it came with a nifty sheet of info from the CDC. Just for the record, it is the swine flu. The problem wasn’t that it’s a different strain (though it is, but it’s still a swine flu) it’s that the pork industry flipped out and literally made the world change the name. Re-branding while people die. Awesome. Google it if you don’t believe me. H1n1 IS a swine flu, THE swine flu that everyone was worrying about a year ago-ish. 2 cents.
    And that sucks for dude with the uncle.
    And before anyone says something about the live virus in the nasal spray inoculation, my 13 year old came away from it fine, with no autism, and no h1n1.

  43. Seconding “Still Swine Flu” above. Nursing student here who is also unfortunate enough to have caught it because vaccines were so scarce.

    Not only is H1N1 swine flu, it is NOT the same thing as seasonal flu. of course its a different strain – even the seasonal flu is a variant every year. But it is still swine flu. I’ve had to had so many discussions with patients who are sorely misinformed about it, thinking it is no different from normal flu or that there is nothing to worry about with it (the “Oh, little johnny will get over it, no worries!” crowd).

  44. The Swine Flu shot has been proved a biological weapon.

    Worth the read.

    Everyone needs to open their eyes a little bit and wake the fuck up. Jus sayin.

  45. “has been proved”? At least use correct grammar when you spew your conspiracy theories…

  46. @46 – agreed. “proof”? I don’t think so.

  47. Cpt BrownSauce Sandwich

    told you already…bird flu trump! H5 is better than H1

    how many times…………….

  48. When the shit hits the fan you will all wish you listened! O well.

  49. When the shit hits the fan, I will need a toothpich to clean the peanuts out of my teeth. O well protein I guess.

  50. Also, Grace, did you even take the time to read the whole article? My guess is no.

  51. I never get vaccinated against flu. so i’ll be safe from that particular bio-warfare…

    what precisely are we supposed to do with that information anyway?! quiver in our boots? who gives a shit if one (unnamed) doctor thinks it’s true (last line)?

  52. Cpt BrownSauce Sandwich

    @Lulz i didnt read click the link but i saw westwood in it….they adding this shit too the new command and conquer game thats out in 1998?! or they gonna pimp my ride with it UK style?!

  53. Did Ty just top her own Monday?!

  54. As someone who has been suffering from Gulf War Syndrome which is caused by the a squalene in the anthrax vaccine, I am against anything government mandated.

    I was also lucky enough to catch H1N1, even with my suppressed immune system it wasn’t that bad. I’ve had worse cases of food poisoning.

    Sheeple just follow behind each other, baaaa.

  55. I don’t get vaccinations eithers, fuck that shit. I’m part of the 10% of the population that survives without em because of the other 90% that gets em :)

  56. @55 your suppressed immune system probably saved you. H1N1 isn’t lethal itself it’s the way people’s bodies overreact that kills you.

  57. Second Ty is a bit of a douchewad.
    Sure, it’s sad that his uncle died, but that pretty much leaves first ty with nothing to say other than “Uh, sorry man, I feel like a dick now” thus feeling bad for something that wasn’t even his fault.
    If the two unfortunate incidences had been the other way round however…

  58. Everyone has their own crosses to bear on facebook.

  59. Rough life.

    My Monday was pretty damn peaceful.

  60. #56 Me too!

  61. Kill the pork industry :)

  62. Oh pity :D :D ..well can’t be worse lol!! But I think I already have h1n1 :S

  63. @45 It must be a strange, miserable life, living in fear of the Jew boogieman, getting sick every winter because you refuse to get a flu shot.

    Back to the topic at hand… What are the odds two people named Ty would be friends?

  64. I never have, and (hopefully) never will have a flu shot, of any kind. Funny how all my friends and family who do get the shot get the flu within weeks of having it. :P Maybe the plan is to arm your immume system against it by infecting you with it? Meh.. but I rarely suffer flu, and even then not for very long.

    And can I point out that many times the amount of people die from regular flu than that of swine flu (I was told something like 200,000 per year normal flu, 5,000 swine flu, not sure exact figures). WHY is everyone making such a big deal of it? You don’t worry that you’re gonna die when you get the normal flu, but the very real fact is you have a much higher chance of dying from it than swine flu! And not to mention any other bugs that go around – I mean, hey, you can die from vomitting, etc. (I nearly did), but that is more of an inconvenience to us than a death threat.

    I feel for the people who have lost loved ones to the virus, but I ask everyone to put this in perspective, and rather than swearing at me calling me a loony, take time to think that what I’m saying is just common sense. Getting hyped and scared about something like this is just silly. There’s more to life than getting an injection so you don’t die from some new bug. A life lived in fear is a miserable life indeed.

  65. @ Lucinda – I think you’ve got lost. The discussion board you were looking for is here:

    This isn’t the best, but it’s pretty lame. It like Ty#2 is actually bragging about his uncle’s death. Not really something to one-up about. That’s lame – well done.

  66. “Maybe the plan is to arm your immume system against it by infecting you with it?” correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t that what a vaccine is?
    I will place money on the fact that your friends and family who have the flu shot actually get a cold afterwards and not the flu.
    As for calling it H1N1 instead of swineflu I don’t think that’s reached the UK yet beca\use we’re still calling it swine flu

  67. It’s still “pig flu” here in Aus :D


  69. Just wanna say that it sucks not to live in the US :/ I have to wait all day to finally see the new posts.
    And I’m 70th ,that’s 69 with a finger up my ass.

  70. @ KB – I’m UK, and I’m calling it piglet flu. Sounds cuter. Although if it does become popular over here to refer to it as H1N1, I shall be taking my lead from Gold Dust Woman and calling it High Nye. Sounds classier.

  71. Please Ty again!!!

  72. It’s possible first Ty has a new trivial woe-is-me complaint every day and 2nd Ty is making a statement.

  73. Why don’t we just start calling it “Hamthrax”?

  74. @jCo


  75. Lulz – get a life

  76. My uncle got his driver side window broken, but the auto glass repairman got H1N1 and died.

  77. if your uncle died from h1n1 he was a weak human, deserved death, sorry

    i think they just topped it together

  79. I still think 1st Ty got it worse, uncles don’t cost to be replaced, they’re free in the first place

  80. wow i stumbled onto this by mistake and almost wet myself through laughter!!!

  81. My uncle died of choking on the £280 he tried charging me for replacing a window, coincidence that.

  82. WikidJuggaloPanda

    from what i can tell of the pixelated pictures it does look exceptionally similar. i think its the same ty as well

  83. True, but the last name is longer – different people, I’m guessing.

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