Comments on: Gurd Luck

By: i am not your freud

i am not your freud — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 23:14:23 +0000

hahaha

gay until release date ftw

By: ......

...... — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 00:31:16 +0000

Gurd = Gay Until Release Date…

By: shablam

shablam — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 05:01:01 +0000

thank you. I will have a “gurd” night.

By: John

John — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 12:12:56 +0000

lol, yeah jailhouse rap!

By: Skora

Skora — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 11:00:30 +0000

lol, she actually rhymed!!

By: Stickyy keyyss

Stickyy keyyss — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 06:13:07 +0000

WWTTFF??

By: Boz

Boz — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 00:51:32 +0000

@Ben

Weird and stalkerish indeed.

@31 Boz

That makes my brain hurt in two completely different ways. Well done.

By: Boz

Boz — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 00:39:57 +0000

its all the jews fault

By: Knifey McFivehead

Knifey McFivehead — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 22:35:10 +0000

Lucy must be related to that chef on the muppets.

By: milkproof robot

milkproof robot — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 22:24:19 +0000

There are 20 Liams on Sophieeeee’s friends list. I’d say that was crazy but she also has 1,056 friends, all very close friends I’m sure O.O

Poor Lucy, your boyfriend will be out eventually, all will be gurd in the world once again.

By: Thee-Fifty-Six

Thee-Fifty-Six — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 22:16:43 +0000

Dammit, I meant ‘top or bottom’.

By: Thee-Fifty-Six

Thee-Fifty-Six — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 22:07:15 +0000

Unfortunately, Sophie didn’t point out whether by her ‘other half’ she meant the top of bottom of her.

By: JTP

JTP — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 21:52:28 +0000

^ +1

By: Ben

Ben — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 21:46:36 +0000

I know I am regarded as something of a spoilsport, but why exactly are you trying to find their real names? That seems weird and stalkerish to me.

By: southernbelle

southernbelle — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 21:24:05 +0000

Is the Lucy Down we’re looking for the chav girl with the scraped hair?

Ew.

By: keyser

keyser — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 20:48:34 +0000

yes, thank you, have a gurd nightt too

By: Boz

Boz — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 20:38:26 +0000

I guess if you kill someone, it counts as a “bad decision”.

By: uhhhh

uhhhh — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 20:10:20 +0000

@ mcowles (and sorta Boz except I think I know the answer to you) – seriously? Are you joking?

I looked up a couple of those guys on their respective state corrections websites – every one of them put that they were in there for “a mistake” or a “bad decision,” one that usually included 4-10 counts of murder, arson, kidnapping, grand theft auto, etc… just, wow.

By: Pedant

Pedant — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 20:05:28 +0000

Have you seen how many friends Lucy has?!

By: Matt

Matt — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 19:47:55 +0000

sophiee is pretty hot

pity she is obviously retarded or slipped on the ‘e’ button.

By: Boz

Boz — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 19:46:44 +0000

My dad can’t get cable television because he lives so far outside an urban area. They have cable television in Limerick jail. So, essentially, if he wants to watch The Daily Show he has to kill someone.

By: mcowles

mcowles — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 19:38:09 +0000

@ uhhh

Wrong. You should see what some prisons offer. I’ve heard of one that had HBO and 2 hours of internet per day, per inmate. Most jails allow their inmates online for a bit, each day… although the websites are restricted. And everything is monitored. They don’t want to let some convicted felon e-mail someone on the outside to organize a crime.

By: uhhhh

uhhhh — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 19:27:21 +0000

@ Boz’s link… what on earth? ” If you are tired of meeting people who are only looking for a pen pal, then you are at the right site. Hot Prison Pals.Com is your answer to find that special soul mate!”

Yup, I just KNOW my soulmate is locked away for God knows what and I won’t actually be able to be around him for how many decades. It’s true love!

How do inmates even get on something like this? I mean they don’t have internet and their mail (and money) is restricted, right?

By: Dave

Dave — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 19:07:50 +0000

Well, part of my research (academic that is, not weirdo stalking) looks into security and how little information is really required to be able to de-anonymise individuals online.

I’m going to stop now ’cause I’ve made my point and I don’t want to be responsible for Lamebook posts being pulled! I’d much rather laugh at, and be continually amazed by, the sheer idiocy of the internet ‘tards. Cheers.

By: hill Billy

hill Billy — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 18:57:24 +0000

@Dave

great work, but you might just have too much free time on your hands.

By: Jonas

Jonas — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 18:51:10 +0000

Through some kind of Slut Magic, that’s how.

By: Summer Snow

Summer Snow — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 18:45:05 +0000

@Dave how the hec do you find all their original names!?

By: analog

analog — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 18:43:50 +0000

conjugal visit sex > make up sex

By: Dave

Dave — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 18:32:32 +0000

Oh Lucy Down, friend of Sophiee Bradshaw, I’m afraid you’ve been outed as well.

By: evil robot bill

evil robot bill — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 18:32:11 +0000

and I just accidentally voted in Inmate of the Month