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By: dancefloorjustice

dancefloorjustice — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 09:57:58 +0000

HBM, it also said on his note which arm he wanted what. ie Right arm
2007 Day Premiers etc

Left arm
Geelong Football Club

So, along with the incorrect spelling, his arms are now labelled for future reference.

By: HBM23

HBM23 — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 12:57:21 +0000

Reminds me of the Aussie guy who was in Thailand, got drunk and had a tattoo of his favourite football team tattooed on his arm. He fell asleep in the chair after handing the tattooist a note.

It read : 2007 Day Premiers Geelong Football Club.

Obviously his handwriting wasn’t the best, because when the Tat was done, it read – “2007 GAY Premiers Geelong Football Club.”

By: Fran

Fran — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 13:46:15 +0000

It should either say:

“Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death [BIG FAT COMMA here] I shall fear no evil for I am a soldier.”

Or:

“Thou [as in 'you'] [BIG FAT COMMA here] I walk through the valley of the shadow of death. [or maybe even a semi-colon] I shall fear no evil, for I am a soldier.”

By: Wattyboy

Wattyboy — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 02:55:30 +0000

“From the Album” – “The New Me”…. Brutal start

By: ggthewifey

ggthewifey — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 06:17:44 +0000

@Insane
I don’t know about that man, the guy who pointed it out was named “Bu”. Sure sounds like a redneck name to me. Haha.

By: Insane

Insane — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 23:40:58 +0000

Maybe this guy should have made sure his lover (sister) knew how to spell before allowing her to tattoo him. Although they more than likely live in a small town where everyone are inbred rednecks, so no local will notice.

By: lawlz

lawlz — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 20:35:52 +0000

I can’t look at this without starting to sing Gangster’s Paradise. And yes, Thou should be Though. I like how they pointed out valley was misspelled but not that.

By: anonnymouse

anonnymouse — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 13:34:52 +0000

Maybe he could get a cover-up tattoo of the lyrics to Coolio’s Gangster’s Paradise?

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By: ayanamirei

ayanamirei — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 10:34:16 +0000

Did Dan ever respond?

By: hitmewithyourrhythmvic

hitmewithyourrhythmvic — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 10:29:40 +0000

It’s clearly not death before dishonour if you’re alive enough to pose for a picture of this failful tattoo. Good tattoos are good things, bad tattoos are plain fucking funny.

By: Cox

Cox — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 09:08:04 +0000

Cocks…

By: Kaalo

Kaalo — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 05:58:46 +0000

I love how the jackass that decided to point out the “valley” mistake totally ignored the whole “Though/thou” problem… what a dumbass… fail

By: pink

pink — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 05:37:55 +0000

So many spelling mistakes make my brain hurt.

By: Mr Haiku

Mr Haiku — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 03:45:35 +0000

Though and thou are not
synonym or homonyms.
Dan is full of fail.

By: raneehartnett

raneehartnett — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 03:29:29 +0000

He fails and he proud of it…typical..

By: Anitalaff

Anitalaff — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 02:06:57 +0000

I like yatch. It kinda sounds like a combination of ‘snatch’ and ‘yacking’.

It really makes me feel beautiful.

By: Thesaurapist 13F

Thesaurapist 13F — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 01:27:30 +0000

@dirtyduke
Thanks, that makes sense now. And speaks volumes about Dan too; more to be pitied than scolded. Almost.

@Dr. Hymen
Skitt’s law – none will be spared!

@mcowles
“yatch”. Dear diary, today I learned two new words for vagina.
Best. Lamebook. EVER!

By: Punkass

Punkass — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 01:22:52 +0000

There are so many things wrong with this tattoo. Maybe he should have made sure that there wer’nt any spelling mistakes.

Thou – refers to someone else, not yourself.
The capital I looks a little out of place not to mention the tattoo artist has spelt valley wrong and forgotten to capitalise the other I. There should’nt be a , after no evil and has anyone else noticed at the top it says “detend” instead of “defend”?

*head desk*

By: Anitalaff

Anitalaff — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 01:04:44 +0000

@ Mcowles

That is one big-ass tattoo mistake!!! omg. It’s true that other people’s pain is damned FUNNY.

By: jukaswo

jukaswo — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 00:25:14 +0000

LOL-a! =)

By: Lola

Lola — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 00:08:43 +0000

Where do I get a friend named Bu?

By: mcowles

mcowles — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 23:51:21 +0000

I knew a woman that got “SURVIOR” tattooed on her back, from left shoulder to right shoulder.

It was supposed to say SURVIVOR.

No, not because of the tv show. Although, she did have “Amazing Race” tattooed across her yatch.

By: pb

pb — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 23:21:33 +0000

@12 – clopper. awesome

By: jelly

jelly — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 23:21:14 +0000

Tattoo artists truly need a college degree in English to help correct all the morons who walk through (thou) their doors.

And that’s the nastiest looking arm I’ve seen in a while.

By: Finn

Finn — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 22:46:50 +0000

“Thou[gh?] I walk through the vall[e]y of the shadow of death. I shall fear no evil for i[sic] am a soldier”
Shit man, valley isn’t the only typo you’ve just had permanantly etched into your skin. That stuff doesn’t come off in the shower like your previous tats.

By: Ultimate Douche

Ultimate Douche — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 22:33:20 +0000

Side boob, hairy arms and shoulder, lame tattoo….he’s probably the Governor of Alabama.

By: aj

aj — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 22:29:05 +0000

tattoo FAIL!!! and i noticed his side boob, really fat people really shouldn’t get tattoo’s.

By: Noobie

Noobie — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 22:17:35 +0000

That is a very grim tattoo.