“Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil, for you are with me. Your rod and your staff comfort me.”
Do you think he changed it because he was worried people may have mocked him for seeking comfort in god’s rod. I bet god has got a big rod and he uses it to turn naughty girls’ cloppers sour.
@ Antarctic Circle. Classic. That little inadvertent cartoon face looks like a shabbily drawn Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. Cowabunga Dudes! Lets’s scarf some Pizza.
Oh quit being a douche, Americans are not all illiterate morons and that is a perfectly acceptable way to spell dishonor. The rest of this tattoo is a damn mess, let’s give him credit for at least spelling that one word properly…
Uhh, AntarcticCircle & Kenada – The little face is actually not a face at all, but rather a part of the Reaper’s cloak. I can see how it looks like a little weird face (reminds me of a character from The Nightmare Before Christmas), but if you follow the line above it, it’s actually part of the cloak.
That being said, shame on the tattoo artist who can’t spell.
But even MORE, shame on the tattoo recipient for not writing down the spelling & phrase that he wanted in the first place! (And also botching a verse from the Bible LOL!)
Thanks bry (#24) for the explanation. Well, I don’t blame you for thinking Kenada and I were serious about the haha-face. The interwebz really needs more fonts – like a tongue-in-cheek font so everybody can see when we speak with our forked tongues firmly in our cheeks… and sarcasm fonts, and a bristling with anger font, etc etc..
@Mercure
“I bet god has got a big rod and he uses it to turn naughty girls’ cloppers sour.”
Thank you so much for that – I’m getting over the flu here, and you’ve just made me laugh till I nearly barfed. Fucking brilliant!
Anyone got a suggestion for what the “MI” on the reaper’s right arm is about? I’m thinking ‘Military Idiot’.
Oh, and as no-one else has pointed it out yet – what a fucken peasent.
Why do so many people fail to spell check tattoos? There’s three frickin’ errors on this one!
1. “Though”
2. “valley”
3. “I” is always capital.
Not to mention that “I am a soldier” is freakin’ lame… Patton had a much better quote he could have used:
“Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no one – for I am the meanest motherfucker in the valley.”
All told, this is simply the most epic fail I’ve ever seen.
Although it looks like a “MI” on the reaper’s right shoulder, it isn’t. It is “MP” which stands for Military Police. They wear something similar on their uniforms. You can see it again right about the word death on the sickle. I’m guessing he must be Military Police. That is one stupid cop.
Most of us have completely overlooked the sideboob. This death gone to fat.
You know, it’s a kind of social commentary when people who seek death find those chicken wings oh so tasty.
Most of us have completely overlooked the sideboob. This is death gone to fat.
You know, it’s a kind of social commentary when people who seek death find those chicken wings oh so tasty.
“Thou[gh?] I walk through the vall[e]y of the shadow of death. I shall fear no evil for i[sic] am a soldier”
Shit man, valley isn’t the only typo you’ve just had permanantly etched into your skin. That stuff doesn’t come off in the shower like your previous tats.
There are so many things wrong with this tattoo. Maybe he should have made sure that there wer’nt any spelling mistakes.
Thou – refers to someone else, not yourself.
The capital I looks a little out of place not to mention the tattoo artist has spelt valley wrong and forgotten to capitalise the other I. There should’nt be a , after no evil and has anyone else noticed at the top it says “detend” instead of “defend”?
It’s clearly not death before dishonour if you’re alive enough to pose for a picture of this failful tattoo. Good tattoos are good things, bad tattoos are plain fucking funny.
I can’t look at this without starting to sing Gangster’s Paradise. And yes, Thou should be Though. I like how they pointed out valley was misspelled but not that.
Maybe this guy should have made sure his lover (sister) knew how to spell before allowing her to tattoo him. Although they more than likely live in a small town where everyone are inbred rednecks, so no local will notice.
“Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death [BIG FAT COMMA here] I shall fear no evil for I am a soldier.”
Or:
“Thou [as in 'you'] [BIG FAT COMMA here] I walk through the valley of the shadow of death. [or maybe even a semi-colon] I shall fear no evil, for I am a soldier.”
Reminds me of the Aussie guy who was in Thailand, got drunk and had a tattoo of his favourite football team tattooed on his arm. He fell asleep in the chair after handing the tattooist a note.
It read : 2007 Day Premiers Geelong Football Club.
Obviously his handwriting wasn’t the best, because when the Tat was done, it read – “2007 GAY Premiers Geelong Football Club.”
WHY ARE NO ENTRIES/IMAGES SHOWING UP?!
Is this the same tool Dan who posted today’s earlier brilliance?
tats are gay, so I guess this qualifies for lamebook…unless of course they draw attention to a hot chick showing butt cleavage then they are ok
maybe he named is girlfriends cooter vally….
It’s also “though” and not “thou”. Good God, I love bad tattoos.
damn i didn’t even catch that boomstick! and the very last “i” isn’t capitalized hahahaha
Poooter and boomstick, eh? Sounds like you guys could have a real party together.
I like skeezers.
that SUCKS
Ugh… I guess we should be thankful that the tattoo covers up at least a little of his muscle-less, pimply arm…
Hahaha. I’m going to take a wild guess and say he is from the south.
FAIL! This is a corruption of Psalm 23:4
“Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil, for you are with me. Your rod and your staff comfort me.”
Do you think he changed it because he was worried people may have mocked him for seeking comfort in god’s rod. I bet god has got a big rod and he uses it to turn naughty girls’ cloppers sour.
If I hadn’t read “Dan” on the right side of the image I would’ve thought that was a woman. Was seeing a little boobage there.
I know we can’t see it properly, but you can bet your mother that “Soldier” is spelt wrong as well.
Dishonour is wrong as well (screw you America – it’s called English for a reason)
Mercure (#12), you crack me up! Comedy gold.
I’m with KT, I’d be guessing this was a Woman’s (and I use the term loosely) arm.
I can’t decide who’s worse, Numb Nuts pictured or the tat artiste with a third grade education.
I get the whole Grim Reaper thing. But why the silly little cartoon-face between the tip of the sickle and the “H” of DEATH?
“You know, I can understand ‘Mom’ or ‘I Heart Wanda’, but why the Reaper?”
Anybody else see the irony of a tattoo like THAT reading “Death before dishonor?”
From the Album: “The new me”
I wonder what “the old me” was like, maybe someone who could spell.
@ Antarctic Circle. Classic. That little inadvertent cartoon face looks like a shabbily drawn Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. Cowabunga Dudes! Lets’s scarf some Pizza.
@DukeGuy
Oh quit being a douche, Americans are not all illiterate morons and that is a perfectly acceptable way to spell dishonor. The rest of this tattoo is a damn mess, let’s give him credit for at least spelling that one word properly…
Uhh, AntarcticCircle & Kenada – The little face is actually not a face at all, but rather a part of the Reaper’s cloak. I can see how it looks like a little weird face (reminds me of a character from The Nightmare Before Christmas), but if you follow the line above it, it’s actually part of the cloak.
That being said, shame on the tattoo artist who can’t spell.
But even MORE, shame on the tattoo recipient for not writing down the spelling & phrase that he wanted in the first place! (And also botching a verse from the Bible LOL!)
I’m with DukeGuy on the English part, I’m sorry but American English never looks as good as proper English. That said, poor Dan lol.
@mittens
Sorry, just CAN’T back you up on American spelling. Some things are just plain backward- spelling & system of measurement come to mind.
But back to tattoo guy. All those great typos in ink forever… that’s U.S. of AWESOME!!!!!
Tattoo Before Spell Check
Thanks bry (#24) for the explanation. Well, I don’t blame you for thinking Kenada and I were serious about the haha-face. The interwebz really needs more fonts – like a tongue-in-cheek font so everybody can see when we speak with our forked tongues firmly in our cheeks… and sarcasm fonts, and a bristling with anger font, etc etc..
I have a sinking feeling that this man is in the armed forces. Please tell me it isn’t so.
Antarctic, fonts, or just an understanding of the word inadvertent. But eh, yeah, thanks bry for clearing all that up.
@Mercure
“I bet god has got a big rod and he uses it to turn naughty girls’ cloppers sour.”
Thank you so much for that – I’m getting over the flu here, and you’ve just made me laugh till I nearly barfed. Fucking brilliant!
Anyone got a suggestion for what the “MI” on the reaper’s right arm is about? I’m thinking ‘Military Idiot’.
Oh, and as no-one else has pointed it out yet – what a fucken peasent.
The British are just mad because we don’t tolerate superfluous vowels in our words any more than we tolerate that uppity George III taxing our tea.
You folks don’t have to like American English, but it’s not wrong or improper. That’s all I meant.
@Anitalaff- Our system of measurement sucks balls, I’ll give you that. We don’t even understand it.
I think tattoo artists should be required to take a series of spelling tests before they can be hired.
@Theaurapist
*peasant*
Why do so many people fail to spell check tattoos? There’s three frickin’ errors on this one!
1. “Though”
2. “valley”
3. “I” is always capital.
Not to mention that “I am a soldier” is freakin’ lame… Patton had a much better quote he could have used:
“Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no one – for I am the meanest motherfucker in the valley.”
All told, this is simply the most epic fail I’ve ever seen.
Hahahaha! Wow, total fail on my part, spelling your name wrong. I love irony.
that is one ugly arm
@ Thesaurapist (#30)
That ‘MI’ on the reaper’s arm certainly can not be for Military Intelligence …
@Thesaurapist
Although it looks like a “MI” on the reaper’s right shoulder, it isn’t. It is “MP” which stands for Military Police. They wear something similar on their uniforms. You can see it again right about the word death on the sickle. I’m guessing he must be Military Police. That is one stupid cop.
sorry about that. I meant, You can see it again right *above* the word death on the sickle.
LOLZ. This is just an epic fail. Thou = Though, vally = valley, a period after death (?) and the “i” before am is not capitalized. Wow.
…and that shit is permanent JPizzle !
@JPizzle: You’re right. The period after “death” makes it a sentence fragment. It should be a comma.
Military Police??? The grammar police need to tattoo the corrections in red ink on this dude. FAIL.
So if indeed he is Military Police, as the arm band on the Repaer suggests. Why would the Angel of Death be representing his people/him?
Im summation:
Typos: Check.
Poor Artwork: Check.
Unclear Imagery: Check.
Misrepresented Bible Quotes: Check.
This is one killer tat Champ.
Repaer. Bravo.
I bet Dan has a “don’t trend [sic] on me” sticker on his 1972 F150.
Most of us have completely overlooked the sideboob. This death gone to fat.
You know, it’s a kind of social commentary when people who seek death find those chicken wings oh so tasty.
Most of us have completely overlooked the sideboob. This is death gone to fat.
You know, it’s a kind of social commentary when people who seek death find those chicken wings oh so tasty.
That is a very grim tattoo.
tattoo FAIL!!! and i noticed his side boob, really fat people really shouldn’t get tattoo’s.
Side boob, hairy arms and shoulder, lame tattoo….he’s probably the Governor of Alabama.
“Thou[gh?] I walk through the vall[e]y of the shadow of death. I shall fear no evil for i[sic] am a soldier”
Shit man, valley isn’t the only typo you’ve just had permanantly etched into your skin. That stuff doesn’t come off in the shower like your previous tats.
Tattoo artists truly need a college degree in English to help correct all the morons who walk through (thou) their doors.
And that’s the nastiest looking arm I’ve seen in a while.
@12 – clopper. awesome
I knew a woman that got “SURVIOR” tattooed on her back, from left shoulder to right shoulder.
It was supposed to say SURVIVOR.
No, not because of the tv show. Although, she did have “Amazing Race” tattooed across her yatch.
Where do I get a friend named Bu?
LOL-a! =)
@ Mcowles
That is one big-ass tattoo mistake!!! omg. It’s true that other people’s pain is damned FUNNY.
There are so many things wrong with this tattoo. Maybe he should have made sure that there wer’nt any spelling mistakes.
Thou – refers to someone else, not yourself.
The capital I looks a little out of place not to mention the tattoo artist has spelt valley wrong and forgotten to capitalise the other I. There should’nt be a , after no evil and has anyone else noticed at the top it says “detend” instead of “defend”?
*head desk*
@dirtyduke
Thanks, that makes sense now. And speaks volumes about Dan too; more to be pitied than scolded. Almost.
@Dr. Hymen
Skitt’s law – none will be spared!
@mcowles
“yatch”. Dear diary, today I learned two new words for vagina.
Best. Lamebook. EVER!
I like yatch. It kinda sounds like a combination of ‘snatch’ and ‘yacking’.
It really makes me feel beautiful.
He fails and he proud of it…typical..
Though and thou are not
synonym or homonyms.
Dan is full of fail.
So many spelling mistakes make my brain hurt.
I love how the jackass that decided to point out the “valley” mistake totally ignored the whole “Though/thou” problem… what a dumbass… fail
Cocks…
It’s clearly not death before dishonour if you’re alive enough to pose for a picture of this failful tattoo. Good tattoos are good things, bad tattoos are plain fucking funny.
Did Dan ever respond?
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Maybe he could get a cover-up tattoo of the lyrics to Coolio’s Gangster’s Paradise?
I can’t look at this without starting to sing Gangster’s Paradise. And yes, Thou should be Though. I like how they pointed out valley was misspelled but not that.
Maybe this guy should have made sure his lover (sister) knew how to spell before allowing her to tattoo him. Although they more than likely live in a small town where everyone are inbred rednecks, so no local will notice.
@Insane
I don’t know about that man, the guy who pointed it out was named “Bu”. Sure sounds like a redneck name to me. Haha.
“From the Album” – “The New Me”…. Brutal start
It should either say:
“Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death [BIG FAT COMMA here] I shall fear no evil for I am a soldier.”
Or:
“Thou [as in 'you'] [BIG FAT COMMA here] I walk through the valley of the shadow of death. [or maybe even a semi-colon] I shall fear no evil, for I am a soldier.”
Reminds me of the Aussie guy who was in Thailand, got drunk and had a tattoo of his favourite football team tattooed on his arm. He fell asleep in the chair after handing the tattooist a note.
It read : 2007 Day Premiers Geelong Football Club.
Obviously his handwriting wasn’t the best, because when the Tat was done, it read – “2007 GAY Premiers Geelong Football Club.”
HBM, it also said on his note which arm he wanted what. ie Right arm
2007 Day Premiers etc
Left arm
Geelong Football Club
So, along with the incorrect spelling, his arms are now labelled for future reference.
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