I don’t know, usually you only have to be 17. Anyway, this fella looks like a proper pedophile, mustache and all.
He’s not looking for a weekend of playing GTA V. He’s looking for a weekend packed full of underage birds playing his skin-flute at gunpoint in the back of his blacked out cargo fan…Somebody tie him up and throw him in the bay before school gets out!
Fine pal…Then do us degenerates a favour and creat us one of them thar cute stories for us to read. You’re creative, right? Here, I’ll start…You know what else is a great icebreaker? YER PENIS! ahahahahahahahahahahaha!