So the Dean of Medicine at a high status hospital was giving the shareholders a tour, and they stumbled across a patient furiously masturbating in his room. The shareholders were obviously a bit disturbed, and the Dean was embarrassed, but thinking quickly, he said, “That patient has a problem where his reproductive system overproduces semen, so he has to masturbate several times a day in order to release the pressure. We’re working on a solution, because it’s a very rare problem.
Then, as they went to the next room, they caught a nurse giving a blow job to another patient, and, thinking quickly again, the Dean said with a straight face, “Same problem, better health plan.”
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So the Dean of Medicine at a high status hospital was giving the shareholders a tour, and they stumbled across a patient furiously masturbating in his room. The shareholders were obviously a bit disturbed, and the Dean was embarrassed, but thinking quickly, he said, “That patient has a problem where his reproductive system overproduces semen, so he has to masturbate several times a day in order to release the pressure. We’re working on a solution, because it’s a very rare problem.
Then, as they went to the next room, they caught a nurse giving a blow job to another patient, and, thinking quickly again, the Dean said with a straight face, “Same problem, better health plan.”