I’m black and I approve of the third one, not because I think it’s funny (it’s really not), but because I think it’s stupid to get sand in your vagina over a stupid post on the internet. Have a beer mjjluv and chill out.
Everyone is missing the BIG problem with this….. How could ANYONE misplace their dildo?!?!?! I mean, really?!?! (And why does a dildo have a female name… Not only a female name but is also referred to as a “princess”… CREEPY!!!!!) Oh, on a side note, dukey is the man…..
youarestupid, from your comment, I infer that you are a lesbian. While I wholeheartedly support your kind, I have to ask: Do you folks ever use pocket pussies or fleshlights or some other vaginal facsimile?
I must confess… I’ve seen The Lion King, but it was back around the time it came out and I was basically high and/or drunk continuously between 1994 and 1997 so I can’t say I remember ‘Nala’. I actually thought ‘Nala’ was supposed to be pronounced ‘naylah’ as in ‘nailer’ with a Brit or Boston/NYC accent, which makes sense too, but whatever.
As far as Nat, she’s a dumbass plain and simple. Being 1/16 “negro” makes it so that you can get a tan in 10 minutes? Try telling that to my friend Liz who, while having a black father, is whiter than I am and will fry with anything less than SPF50.
Oh shush, killthepixie. I’m into dudes, but can’t find a faux male anal receptacle to save my life. I have to bang a mold of Jesse Jane’s ass and pretend that it’s Jesse James’ cock holster enveloping my glorious manhood. And it still feels like a lie when I shoot my wad.