Comments on: Goodnight, Sleep White

By: MichealWP

MichealWP — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 08:41:40 +0000

@#24, did you just invent the Bing commercial before it was ever aired?

By: Insane

Insane — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 01:35:03 +0000

LMFAO!!! When she kissed you goodnight do you recall the kiss being ‘more sticky’ than usual?

By: No1youknow

No1youknow — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:17:51 +0000

@8 – we know, for you are the sperm your mother should have swallowed.

By: ^^ David is an idjut

^^ David is an idjut — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 05:45:46 +0000

nuff said, bruh

By: David

David — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 23:06:08 +0000

Who’s the moron who censored the mother’s profile picture when she hasn’t uploaded one? :p

By: A

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:46:58 +0000

re: “and did she swallow and eat a lot of folks you’ll never meet… jesus its just a friggin “Pig Vomit” song called “do you ever wonder” Google it… ”

Yea guys,Jesus, this is common knowledge that everyone should know… and you should be googling everything you read on lamebook… Gawwwwwd

By: Jon

Jon — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:02:06 +0000

and did she swallow and eat a lot of folks you’ll never meet… jesus its just a friggin “Pig Vomit” song called “do you ever wonder” Google it…

By: Dick

Dick — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 05:59:27 +0000

@47….Really? What’s this nice way of asking your mother if she sucks dick? Is it like, “Hey Mom, I don’t mean to pry, but you know how you make me brush my teeth before bed? Would you maybe do the same thing to set a good example for me, and also to dislodge any of Dad’s pubes before you kiss me goodnight? Thanks Mom.” That’s about as nice as it’s gonna get. Besides, if Mom doesn’t swallow, you can enjoy your casserole with a secret recipe for years to COME. Mmmmm, soooo cheesy.

By: Dee

Dee — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 05:31:48 +0000

Agreed, ratcoon. Agreed.

By: ratcoon

ratcoon — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 23:48:03 +0000

This would be funnier if his mom was willing to post that she had given her husband a bj before kissing him good night.

By: Knifey McFivehead

Knifey McFivehead — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:02:03 +0000

…Face I’d mum your book on had.

By: Agent Cooper

Agent Cooper — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:31:05 +0000

bahaha! Connie FTW!!

By: Kjellupa

Kjellupa — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:40:42 +0000

I saw this on TFLN

By: Boobs

Boobs — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:15:10 +0000

If you’re wondering about something like that, you should just ask your mother in a nice way, instead of on your facebook wall where everyone can see.

By: Ms.Terri

Ms.Terri — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:07:07 +0000

My son is my fb friend. Although he prefers not to ponder the intricacies of my sex life, on facebook or anywhere.

By: lolwut

lolwut — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:00:22 +0000

Where is the obligatory “my mom died during childbirth”?

By: N

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:28:21 +0000

poop

By: N

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:13:30 +0000

tryi

By: N

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:12:42 +0000

lolz(/u)

By: Dr. Hymen

Dr. Hymen — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:08:12 +0000

Nice. I was going to say, “Mike FTW” for putting the visual in peoples’ heads. But this is clearly a win for Mike’s mom.

By: stickfigure

stickfigure — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:01:42 +0000

Kaos is the 5th horseman of the apocalypse.

By: stupidtweets

stupidtweets — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:57:36 +0000

the mom responded very matter of factly

By: mcowles

mcowles — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:51:36 +0000

I’ve never been kissed goodnight by my mom after the blowjob (to my dad), but I have been kissed goodnight by her before and during.

By: garyL

garyL — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:48:44 +0000

actually, this is a line in a song by an obscure band called Pig Vommit… it’s not original at all.

By: Peeps

Peeps — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:45:04 +0000

Eww, dickhead!

By: Zombie Kid

Zombie Kid — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:37:36 +0000

I like turtles.

By: Ratcoon's widow

Ratcoon's widow — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:37:27 +0000

@ Chazz

I miss the Jewish guy also. My days are not complete without him

By: Al Michaels

Al Michaels — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:36:58 +0000

Uh, Peter, that was a totally farsical post.

This is actually the line from the song “Did You Ever Wonder, Part 1″ by Pig Vomit (Amazon link: http://www.amazon.com/Pig-Vomit-Various-Artists/dp/B00000DV28).

By: RingingInMyHead

RingingInMyHead — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:34:04 +0000

…Am I mistaken, or was this already posted some time ago?

By: CHAZZ

CHAZZ — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:24:00 +0000

Hey, what happened to the nice jewish guys ad? I miss that jew in the blue shirt.