I think it’s supposed to say santana
a santans – is that the devil at christmas time?
Santans has some awful perky nipples for it being so hot in hail! and, only squirrels will love that Jesus with that huge fucking acorn dangling from his bling!
I think it’s Southern for ‘sun tans’.
That’s not an acorn–it’s the Jesus Butt-Plug.
Santans nips are hard because all the bad girls and boys go to hell.
If this WAS Jesus at the DMV I believe he would be saying, “Um… excuse me sir? ¿Señor? You have cut me in line. I mean, I’m certain you’re in a huge rush to get back to your less than minimum wage job, pero… ¡No me gusta!” (MY Jesus is multilingual)
Jesus at the DMV ?
W.W.J.D. – What Would Jesus Drive?
Jesus would part the red tape
Jesus would drive a white Ariel Atom. Don’t ask me why, because only He knows.
And Moses would part the red tape. Jesus would turn the red tape into wine.
If you love Jesus, make the effort to capitalize His name.
jesus can fucking blow me
actually, that isn’t entirely true – jc is harmless enough – it’s his fucking fan club who can blow me.
Petronela, eh? Does she have a sister named Citronella?
As long as everyone acknowledges that the “red tape” is something Jesus dispenses from his vagina once a month! and WWJD? He’ll cry if he fucking wants to, that’s what!
Santans? Sounds like a feminine hygiene product.
What does that person have against such a pretty flower? Santans are awesome.
Look at them nips
Jesus looks like a faggot
yeah sure. but that’s not jebus.
jebus lived in the desert.
jebus certainly was not a blonde.
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