I thought this was fake, until I read Jenn’s self-righteous “I will explain this to you in a simple way since you are such an idiot” response to Debbie.
I love the way you think she’s cottoned onto her gaff after Debbie and Kristin’s comments but then reveals herself to have been happily oblivious the whole time in her second status update.
The whole “Not sure if I’m going to be an aunt or an uncle” is a joke from the tv show Friends. Pretty sure that she was using that as I’ve seen a lot of fans of Friends use this joke before.
Um… it’s called a sense of humor folks. ”Uncle” Jenn might not be the funniest person on the face of the earth, but she knows what she’s talking about and is just being funny.
Every family, group, clique, etc. has their own humor wavelength. Jenn happens to be on the same one as some of my friends, so I understand her.
It could be real. When my nephew was born my Grandpa was super excited to find out if he was going to be a Grandpa or Grandma… but hes well into his 80s and not all there all the time…
this is why we need to stop helping retarded people, nature needs to run its course through humanity we allow too many stupid things to survive while we should be breeding it out
p.s. I sincerely hope that Jenn wasn’t being serious because if she was she’s a sad excuse for an educated human being.
you know if she did actually recieve some education…
sometime in her life..?
Lol! Actually this is something that I can imagine myself accidently slipping out before I realise my mistake after seeing the stunned looks all around me. In defence of Jenn (are two “n”‘s really necessary for correct pronunciation?) I think by her second post she had cottoned on to her gaff and was making a joke of it. I think.
If she was joking why would she have made it two status updates when people clearly weren’t getting it? and why would she reply to them in such a serious way explaining herself? Some people are really just that stupid.
Yeah, this is Lamebook. You’re supposed to suppress any sense of doubt and just feel cleverer than someone else you don’t even know, even if only for five seconds. Pull up your pants and stop pissing on the parade.
I think if it was a joke, she would have said that in response to Debbie. Of course now maybe she’s found this page and realized she was wrong and created numerous usernames to try to look somewhat intelligent.
Ageed, I think she’s joking. My brother made this exact same post last week when he was waiting to find out of my husband and I were having a boy or a girl. We’re actually having a boy, so his “I’m going to be an uncle” thing isn’t quite as funny as it could have been…..
@Sam B.: OK, with just that simple but elegant sentence, you’ve made me see the light. Yours is a succinct argument of the most sophisticated order, which catalyzed an epiphany in my poor, pitiful little brain. Which said epiphany “The Simpsons” movie taught me means, “the sudden realization of a great truth.” I bow to your shamanic powers of intellectual persuasion.
The joke here, of course, is that the gender of a baby is irrelevant for the purposes of determining whether you are an aunt or an uncle. Rather, *your* gender is the determining factor.
This is where Lamebook fails. This was a joke aimed at her friends, that some of them got and ‘liked’ or responded to.
Does this make Jenn lame, or the people reading this and slating her because they didn’t get the joke lame? It wasn’t particuarly funny to me, but she wasn’t aiming it at me, so I’m sure my opinion means nothing to her.
Is there a site out there called lamelamebook where people post the lame replies you get on here? (and no mine would not top the ist, before you say it)
I love lamebook. I never post though, but felt the need to. THIS IS REAL. I’ve heard people do this exact mistake in real life, why does it have to be a joke? When girls try to be funny on facebook its obvious. Jenn clearly is here, or her friends are here trying to do damage control. You people shouting FAKE are probably the same people thinking 9/11 was a conspiracy because Bush wanted to go to war.
@Boz #68: Jeez Louise, I did get the joke. Kind of a lame joke at that, but nevertheless, I got the “ha-ha-HAAAAH” kicker. My previous post was a claw-swipe at whomever above me for posting such a lame riposte. Oh well. Some businesswoman/man out there should srsly invent a SARCASM FONT. We could all use it on Lamebook.
Given that this is known to be a joke (from ‘I love Lucy’, ‘Friends’ and other places), surely this should be our first assumption? As apposed to thinking this girl is thick.
It reads as though someone made a joke, if you read the replies, it reads as a joke.
I’m gonna stop posting now, because it’s a case of pot calling kettle black in here. As lamesometimes said, whos really the lame ones?
it’s not fair to laugh at her in her time of celebration. i’ll always remember the day i found out whether i was going to become a sister or a brother.
I’m sure a lot of stupid things posted are also jokes to other people who aren’t oblivious to the fact; but it’s not a joke unless you are in on it, and I’m not convinced she is.
I thought she was doing it in reference to the “I LOVE LUCY” episode when Ethel was excited to see if Lucy & Ricky had a boy or girl. She said, “I can’t wait to find out if I’m gonna be a Godmother or Godfather.”
I think it’s just a joke.
Goddamn it. I can’t have my ten seconds of superiority without you douches coming and screaming “ITS FAKE! THIS WAS OFF OF THAT SHOW NOBODY WATCHED! YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING RETARDS IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ITS FAKE.”
Damn it. Let me have my funnies without you bitches ruining the moments.
I think you could make a website just for the lame comments on lamebook. This one wins for the lamest!
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sarcasticmeow September 12th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
@Sam B.: OK, with just that simple but elegant sentence, you’ve made me see the light. Yours is a succinct argument of the most sophisticated order, which catalyzed an epiphany in my poor, pitiful little brain. Which said epiphany “The Simpsons” movie taught me means, “the sudden realization of a great truth.” I bow to your shamanic powers of intellectual persuasion.
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I see why they call this “Lamebook”. There does not seem to be one person here with an ounce of sense or compassion ! You are all babies with no idea of being decent. Just let people be what they are ! mOST OF YOU CANNOT SPELL AND ARE ARE TOTALLY MENTALLY CHALLENGED.I am a senior who happened to come across this website
and I cannot believe what has happened to the human race. OMG !!!!
Err, yeah, cj, in case you haven’t noticed, the entire human race does not consist of just the people on this site. Also, how can you say someone is mentally challenged if all you know of them is a few lines of text off a website? wake up.
well, i think its pretty clear that jen is just kidding.
BUT
more entertaining than her supposed error are the comments on this page
i really like how made people are getting
ha
and i really like Boz.
This is so damn funny. Reminds me of when I told my friend that my brother is having a baby and he is asked if I knew whether I was going to be an aunt or an uncle.. Hahaha dumbasses..
This dear children, is what we call the “clueless Double fail”… although it is rare, when one is found it is best to submit it to some joke site where the rest of us can laugh at the poster’s incredible stupidity and ignorance…
All the “Friends” bashers can come out and bash me! I know this “joke” because Joey Tribbiani said it on an early episode like eight billion years ago. And I LOL’d when he said it. So there.
just….. lol……
epic fail
how do u mess up niece and nephew with aunt and uncle <_< thats just….. just…. lol….
Amazing.
This cannot be for real. If it is please let Darwin run its course and have that bitch removed from the gene pool.
…no one is this stupid…not possible.
I hope for the remainder of her life no one corrects her and she goes around introducing herself as Uncle Jenn.
Cla …… SIC!!!!!
OMIGOD that’s fabulous – and no, she’s for real. Don’t you just love her friends’ support?
I thought this was fake, until I read Jenn’s self-righteous “I will explain this to you in a simple way since you are such an idiot” response to Debbie.
nobody corrected her in at least 12 hours – I love every one of jenn’s friends
Hmm, I’m pretty sure Darwin’s a person.
I love the way you think she’s cottoned onto her gaff after Debbie and Kristin’s comments but then reveals herself to have been happily oblivious the whole time in her second status update.
All in all, I found this rather charming.
This is just freakin’ hilarious. Hopefully Jenn will avoid reproducing and passing along her idiot genes.
Oh, and despite almost definitely being crucified for pointing this out, LM admin misapostrophised the title, as good as it was.
The whole “Not sure if I’m going to be an aunt or an uncle” is a joke from the tv show Friends. Pretty sure that she was using that as I’ve seen a lot of fans of Friends use this joke before.
This reminds me of my Uncle Jenn. Funny story, but I won’t get into it… It involved a mysterious disappearance, re-appearance and eventual explosion.
Um… it’s called a sense of humor folks. ”Uncle” Jenn might not be the funniest person on the face of the earth, but she knows what she’s talking about and is just being funny.
Every family, group, clique, etc. has their own humor wavelength. Jenn happens to be on the same one as some of my friends, so I understand her.
i thought of the Friends thing, too…but she seems to be taking this uncle thing very seriously.
also, it’s been awhile since i’ve been this ashamed of my name. thank you, Uncle Jenn.
is she getting a sex exchange?
what a stupid bitch.
This reminds me of the story of the woman who said her husband cheated on her so much she wasn’t even sure if the baby she was carrying was his.
And that, Anonisgay, is how it is done.
this girl is on my friends list. it’s totally a joke, this is her sense of humour
Ow… My brain…
hahahahaha, she seems pretty serious to me.
Am I the only one thinking how wonderful it is that she wasn’t waiting to see if she was going to be a mom or a dad?
It could be real. When my nephew was born my Grandpa was super excited to find out if he was going to be a Grandpa or Grandma… but hes well into his 80s and not all there all the time…
I’d always wanted to be a dad, so imagine how happy I was that we had a boy.
ahahahahahahahahha!!!!!!!!!!! this one just killed me~~ LMAO
She’s kidding. It’s an old, old joke.
She’s not kidding…
this is why we need to stop helping retarded people, nature needs to run its course through humanity we allow too many stupid things to survive while we should be breeding it out
lol @ the people defending her
So that’s what you hve to do these days to change your gender…get a nice or nephew….mmhhh……..
She was kidding, freaks LMAO
It’s okay Jenn, you don’t have to keep coming up with new nicknames to post on here with. Just accept your retardation and be happy
@Atonisgay Shape up, you’re comments aren’t funny anymore.
@boz that, sir is how it’s done for sure.
FTW.
(:
p.s. I sincerely hope that Jenn wasn’t being serious because if she was she’s a sad excuse for an educated human being.
you know if she did actually recieve some education…
sometime in her life..?
No.
This is by FAR the best shit I’ve seen all night. In a long time, really…
That being said – @AnonisGay I have an Aunt Jeffery; perhaps we could set something up?
..it’s a joke from friends. she’s not serious
Damn, it’s quite disappointing to find out she was joking …
I quite like AnonisGay. I keep reading it as AdonisGay, though.
Quite brilliant lol. Nice trying to save yourself in here Jenn – but you’re still doff…
Lol! Actually this is something that I can imagine myself accidently slipping out before I realise my mistake after seeing the stunned looks all around me. In defence of Jenn (are two “n”‘s really necessary for correct pronunciation?) I think by her second post she had cottoned on to her gaff and was making a joke of it. I think.
she wasn’t kidding, my dad accidentally made this mistake a while ago. personally i don’t understand where the confusion can possibly come from.
I think if she’s just recycling a joke from Friends then she’s lame anyway.
*Anonis
Stella – Adonis are generally gay, you know.
I personally know Jenn, she does NOT watch Friends
If she was joking why would she have made it two status updates when people clearly weren’t getting it? and why would she reply to them in such a serious way explaining herself? Some people are really just that stupid.
This joke is way older than Friends. There are a million variations. http://www.jokes.com/funny/whatever/a-letter-from-a-redneck-mother-to-her-son
maybe it is a joke but she wasn’t joking so stfu and laugh at her expense.
Yeah, this is Lamebook. You’re supposed to suppress any sense of doubt and just feel cleverer than someone else you don’t even know, even if only for five seconds. Pull up your pants and stop pissing on the parade.
Yes, she’s kidding. Old joke. Been around forever.
Surey this is a blatant Friends reference?
I think if it was a joke, she would have said that in response to Debbie. Of course now maybe she’s found this page and realized she was wrong and created numerous usernames to try to look somewhat intelligent.
Bret: Surey with a fringe on top?
This joke was on I Love Lucy before it was on Friends
I hope she’s kidding, if not…wow
Leave Jenn Alone Please…. !
Leave Jenn alone!…right now!….I mean it.!
Remember when you couldn’t get Facebook unless you went to college?
Yeah, it’s an old saying. Still kind of lame, but not really worth making fun of.
no way….
That was fantastic!
favorite!
Ageed, I think she’s joking. My brother made this exact same post last week when he was waiting to find out of my husband and I were having a boy or a girl. We’re actually having a boy, so his “I’m going to be an uncle” thing isn’t quite as funny as it could have been…..
Of COURSE she’s joking. You people are fucking retarded.
Jen stop commenting under different names. Your face is blurred it’s ok.
@Sam B.: OK, with just that simple but elegant sentence, you’ve made me see the light. Yours is a succinct argument of the most sophisticated order, which catalyzed an epiphany in my poor, pitiful little brain. Which said epiphany “The Simpsons” movie taught me means, “the sudden realization of a great truth.” I bow to your shamanic powers of intellectual persuasion.
@sarcasticmeow
The joke here, of course, is that the gender of a baby is irrelevant for the purposes of determining whether you are an aunt or an uncle. Rather, *your* gender is the determining factor.
Some people are just idiots!
hahaha… some people cant stop embarrasing themselves..
i LOVE this site!
This is where Lamebook fails. This was a joke aimed at her friends, that some of them got and ‘liked’ or responded to.
Does this make Jenn lame, or the people reading this and slating her because they didn’t get the joke lame? It wasn’t particuarly funny to me, but she wasn’t aiming it at me, so I’m sure my opinion means nothing to her.
Is there a site out there called lamelamebook where people post the lame replies you get on here? (and no mine would not top the ist, before you say it)
I love the people who keep suggesting that all the people sticking up for Jenn is just Jenn with different names
I love lamebook. I never post though, but felt the need to. THIS IS REAL. I’ve heard people do this exact mistake in real life, why does it have to be a joke? When girls try to be funny on facebook its obvious. Jenn clearly is here, or her friends are here trying to do damage control. You people shouting FAKE are probably the same people thinking 9/11 was a conspiracy because Bush wanted to go to war.
@Boz #68: Jeez Louise, I did get the joke. Kind of a lame joke at that, but nevertheless, I got the “ha-ha-HAAAAH” kicker. My previous post was a claw-swipe at whomever above me for posting such a lame riposte. Oh well. Some businesswoman/man out there should srsly invent a SARCASM FONT. We could all use it on Lamebook.
@sarcasticmeow
I was being ironic. You see.
You know what , shame on us all to be hanging around waiting for someone to fuck up , that defines lame surely
It was someone making a joke. A very old joke.
Given that this is known to be a joke (from ‘I love Lucy’, ‘Friends’ and other places), surely this should be our first assumption? As apposed to thinking this girl is thick.
It reads as though someone made a joke, if you read the replies, it reads as a joke.
I’m gonna stop posting now, because it’s a case of pot calling kettle black in here. As lamesometimes said, whos really the lame ones?
Roll on Monday when we get NEW LAME POSTS to argue over and bitch about and …… LAUGH!!
LMFAO!!!
I’m with patty, no bs here but real life…
Therefore she is as dumb as a bag of hammers
omg this made me LOL for real
PRICELESS. PURE GOLD.
@10 & @ 42
Who the fuck says “has cottoned on?”
it’s not fair to laugh at her in her time of celebration. i’ll always remember the day i found out whether i was going to become a sister or a brother.
I’m sure a lot of stupid things posted are also jokes to other people who aren’t oblivious to the fact; but it’s not a joke unless you are in on it, and I’m not convinced she is.
what’s wrong of her being an uncle?
OMG. lamee
I thought she was doing it in reference to the “I LOVE LUCY” episode when Ethel was excited to see if Lucy & Ricky had a boy or girl. She said, “I can’t wait to find out if I’m gonna be a Godmother or Godfather.”
I think it’s just a joke.
she’s just copying joey on friends
jokes still on her lol
I don’t know who is more stupid/lame… Jenn? or all of you who think she is joking
#84/oilydoily – British people. It’s a phrase meaning to realise. Kay.
funny — joke or not!
can’t stop laughing.
Goddamn it. I can’t have my ten seconds of superiority without you douches coming and screaming “ITS FAKE! THIS WAS OFF OF THAT SHOW NOBODY WATCHED! YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING RETARDS IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ITS FAKE.”
Damn it. Let me have my funnies without you bitches ruining the moments.
OMG are you serious??? :L:L:L FAIL (:
That wasn’t a lame riposte, seeing as you people are, in fact, fucking retarded. Why dress it up? I’m not auditioning for the Vicious Circle here.
@93
Ah, I see, so you mean like “has caughten on”
or is it actually “cottoned” as in the plant/fabric?
HA HA HA HA HA
aahhh good times.
gaylords from lake george
oily, I think you mean ‘catched on’ don’t you؟
I think you could make a website just for the lame comments on lamebook. This one wins for the lamest!
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sarcasticmeow September 12th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
@Sam B.: OK, with just that simple but elegant sentence, you’ve made me see the light. Yours is a succinct argument of the most sophisticated order, which catalyzed an epiphany in my poor, pitiful little brain. Which said epiphany “The Simpsons” movie taught me means, “the sudden realization of a great truth.” I bow to your shamanic powers of intellectual persuasion.
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Beautiful! LOL.
GREAT.
Oh no guys, you got it all wrong.
It’s the ancient African tradition of changing your sex as to celebrate the birth of a new child in the family =D
It is not a failure. It is an applied quote from movie Trixie.
Frankly…. she should be shot
I wouldn’t imagine a person can be this much retarded.
Oh dear.
@ Jezika. the appostrophe was perfectly legitimate. it was used to show that old had been abbreviated.
what a fucking retard, i can’t stop laughing.
It is a joke. An old old joke.
What I think is funny is that so many people haven’t heard this whole ” I don’t know if I am going to be an Aunt or and Uncle ” joke before.
Seriously, this joke has been around forever.
Oh, my god. What an IDIOT!!!!!
They better keep that poor baby far, far away from that ‘Uncle’.
I see why they call this “Lamebook”. There does not seem to be one person here with an ounce of sense or compassion ! You are all babies with no idea of being decent. Just let people be what they are ! mOST OF YOU CANNOT SPELL AND ARE ARE TOTALLY MENTALLY CHALLENGED.I am a senior who happened to come across this website
and I cannot believe what has happened to the human race. OMG !!!!
@ CJ
Shut the fuck up please.. thank you…
If you cant laugh at this, you have something stuck pretty far up your ass..
Err, yeah, cj, in case you haven’t noticed, the entire human race does not consist of just the people on this site. Also, how can you say someone is mentally challenged if all you know of them is a few lines of text off a website? wake up.
Holy fuck. I just died laughing. I really, really needed this.
this is by far, the best post ever.
this is the first one i could not hold in a laugh. wow..
… really the education system is going down the tube.
I laughed so loud I woke up my dog.
It took me a few seconds to realize what she was getting at, but wow. What a clutz.
Bahahahaha! Jenn, you are a DUMBASS!
well, i think its pretty clear that jen is just kidding.
BUT
more entertaining than her supposed error are the comments on this page
i really like how made people are getting
ha
and i really like Boz.
shit i meant mad typo
[...] an aunt! I have a [...]
HAHAHHAHA I LAUGHED SO HARD
This is so damn funny. Reminds me of when I told my friend that my brother is having a baby and he is asked if I knew whether I was going to be an aunt or an uncle.. Hahaha dumbasses..
Ameeeeeeeerica Ameeeeeeeerica I love you sooooo muuuuuuuch.
I cried laughing HAHAHAHA. This can not be real!
I just sat here and cried laughing at this..for 10 whole mins! :-O
Everytime i tried to stop, i just laughed louder and cried more!
Very funny
I actually face palmed when I read this…….and I still don’t know what to say
I can’t stop laughing. I mean it, I actually can’t.
what a dumbass! lol
This dear children, is what we call the “clueless Double fail”… although it is rare, when one is found it is best to submit it to some joke site where the rest of us can laugh at the poster’s incredible stupidity and ignorance…
XD
love ya Lamebook
probably just joking. I’ve made the same joke. It fell like a ton of bricks, btw.
All the “Friends” bashers can come out and bash me! I know this “joke” because Joey Tribbiani said it on an early episode like eight billion years ago. And I LOL’d when he said it. So there.
this is so dumb, I opened an account purely to say how dumb this chick is! She doesn’t even get her own dumbness.
I just want to slap her in her ignorant little face…
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I’m pretty sure I actually just wet myself a little.
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Whooooooooooooa…. Laughing like never before.. God.. She’s an idiot..
LMAO haaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa