Comments on: Healthy Relationshits

By: Audrey

Audrey — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 05:02:48 +0000

Even about having sex? “Hey babe, just catchin up, remember sex?” There’s something wrong with that.

By: Brian Westrick

Brian Westrick — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 01:17:01 +0000

God that Anna is a crazy bitch. Why does she feel like she can control her boyfriends life? I literally do all of those things with an ex of mine, there is nothing wrong with it.

By: Lisa

Lisa — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 22:40:36 +0000

Carla shouldn’t be allowed to breed. Ever. Dumb bitch indeed!

By: awesome

awesome — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 08:04:30 +0000

good luck to me on my request to get those 30 seconds of my life back after reading those stupid posts.

By: JAY

JAY — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 02:01:10 +0000

good luck to anna on her quest to get her cherry back…

By: mcowles

mcowles — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 23:08:24 +0000

@31

It sounds like premarital sex is a pretty common thing for UK muslim girls also… which I’m fine with, haha.

@Moosegeek

Hmmm, I haven’t had Jagermeister in forever. I’ll take one of those instead, with a beer to wash it down, of course.

By: Moosegeek

Moosegeek — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 21:55:32 +0000

mcowles – whiskey sour it is. I’m having a Jag and a beer…TGIF!

By: Leverhundar

Leverhundar — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:07:14 +0000

Just sayin’ @ #31 …WHAT?! That is seriously, I mean, WHAT?!
*no words*’
Änd public healthcare wastes money on this shit? Another reason why I hate religion.

By: hitmewithyourrhythmvic

hitmewithyourrhythmvic — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:30:32 +0000

@ mccowles – thank you for clearing that up. And for making me laugh.

By: Just sayin'

Just sayin' — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 06:57:05 +0000

I agree, it is fucking ridiculous. But the fact is, the surgery exists and public healthcare in the UK will pay for it under certain circumstances. To answer your question of “Who would?”, apparently quite a lot of young british muslims would.

I just tried to paste some links, but my comment got sent to moderation, but you can just wiki “hymenorrhaphy” if you want to know more.

By: misandrist

misandrist — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 06:45:29 +0000

@ just saying
… that is so dumb, girls can break their hymen from playing excessive sport. I know i am not religous so don’t understand the pressure but come on! Who would? PLus i mean, having a hymen doesn’t really make someone a virgin. Some people are weird.

By: Just sayin'

Just sayin' — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 01:41:24 +0000

The good news is, you can (kind of) get your virginity back. You can undergo a minor surgery to have your hymen put back in place. If you are in the UK and you are about to marry a man who expects you to be a virgin on religious grounds, NHS will will even pay for it. It’s actually a pretty common procedure for UK muslim girls now.

By: flips

flips — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:04:32 +0000

Lesson to Carla – FFS LOG OUT OF FACEBOOK!

As for Anna – I have an ex who likes to text/msn me and say the same kind of stuff. I often feel like informing his girlfriend because it fucking sucks (by the way, despite yesterday’s flips’ family reunion where everybody presumed I’m a guy, I’m actually a girl). Not so sure if I’d be posting it on a status if I was the one on the receiving end though. But, each to their own.

By: jelly

jelly — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 22:51:11 +0000

Anna makes it sound as though her virginity is something actually within James’s power to return, and he’s just being mean and witholding it at his place, along with her favourite g-string and season 3 DVD of “The Hills.”

By: mcowles

mcowles — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:48:02 +0000

@moosegeek

I’ll take a whiskey sour… that’s a manly drink, right?

Right?

By: Moosegeek

Moosegeek — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:15:53 +0000

Wow. More class.

No, I’m not fat. I just don’t like assholes.

By: Ithurtswhenipee

Ithurtswhenipee — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:19:45 +0000

The Carla here isn’t the Carla our Andy from the other post professed his love for,is it? Cause if it is, then she is a real bitch and he doesn’t need her anyway.

By: thats phat with a f

thats phat with a f — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:18:24 +0000

moosegeek, fat much?

By: Moosegeek

Moosegeek — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:02:05 +0000

Wow, Reggie…classy.

mcowles…I would like to buy you a drink for that contribution. Hilarious!

By: Reggi Nyag

Reggi Nyag — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:04:13 +0000

I can tell Anna is a fatty even with the pixels.

By: father sha

father sha — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:56:34 +0000

man mcwoles that one made me spill my coffee and get angry looks from my boss

By: Omusicuk

Omusicuk — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:55:54 +0000

YEAH me too, I was all like LOL@U

By: Soulja Boy Tell 'Em

Soulja Boy Tell 'Em — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:50:57 +0000

The last one made me laugh.

By: mcowles

mcowles — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:48:33 +0000

@hitme

Taylor just enjoys the fact that Anna is finally single. She (yes, Taylor is a girl) plans on “being there” for her and getting drunk with Anna and then making comments like “you should switch to women, guys are jerks” and “you’re amazing Anna, if I had a girl like you, I’d treat you right” and “your tits, my mouth”.

She’s hoping that one thing will lead to another and they’ll end up as scissor sisters for the night, wiggling and giggling until Aunt Rose walks in. Aunt Rose won’t put up with any of that shit, though. She’ll kick Taylor out so fast that she won’t even have time to put on her clothes. She’ll be left crying in the yard, pulling up her grass stained panties while Aunt Rose is inside beating Anna’s ass with her belt.

Hmmm, You’re right hitmewithyourrhythmvic, I also don’t know why Taylor would “like” this status… why is she looking forward to that situation? That’s pretty messed up.

By: anman

anman — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:39:44 +0000

The saddest part is that these people fuck like rabbits and will have far more kids than the responsible part of our population…but I guess that’s why God invented beer and telephone polls.

By: hitmewithyourrhythmvic

hitmewithyourrhythmvic — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:14:44 +0000

Is Taylor the ex-girlfriend in question? Why else would she ‘like’ it?

By: Mol

Mol — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:06:38 +0000

AG – Classic Simpsons! Thanks for the laugh this morning! =)

By: father sha

father sha — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:59:24 +0000

mmm i put cheating with a capital C by mistake … oh and James without a capital J

i apologize to the grammar police

By: father sha

father sha — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:57:52 +0000

james the Cheating virginity stealing ex boyfriend

By: AG

AG — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:53:59 +0000

Cheating on me… that’s a paddlin.