It’s nice to see a father and daughter being affectionate. There’s not enough affection in the world these days. Hold her real tight buddy, and don’t ever let go. And maybe just move your right hand a bit higher – but only if she doesn’t resist. That’s nice, there you go.
Oh simmer down nails, I am obviously aware of the small chance that it was actually Tom who submitted or the likely hood that he will read my comment. I can still compliment him can I not? Or is there some code to doing without actually using his name?
On your second point u arrogant fuck (assuming your American, though I will not remove my comment regardless), your comment is a lovely little insight into your own intelligence levels. Thought I must confess it can be tough leaving my igloo to dogsled over to the library to educate myself, I wonder what good excuse half of your nation has
Yay lack of medication! Holy balls. Go gurgle some diarrhea, fuck your face and go troll somewhere else, nigga. I come here for funny comments, not to hear dipshits like you try to defend themselves. What has happened to this site?
We could try that. However if plan a doesn’t work then we may want to look at plan b. me getting so hammered that i might find you remotely attractive, leading to you getting your first piece of action this millennium and thus no longer subjecting us to the miserable blabbering of your decrepit untouched cunt.
Clever, and also revealing. I now understand you, allow me to paint a picture. You are about five foot six, 65 pounds over weight, short dark spiky hair, your favorite outfit consists of a leather bracelet, a black tank top and slightly ripped up jeans. Your girlfriends name is Wanda, and you two have been happy hating men together for the past 12 years. You first decided to become a lesbian man hater after your grade seven crush Ricky wanted to go “seven minutes in heaven” with u in a closet at a birthday party. You discovered three minutes into it that it was not Ricky but frank, the overweight nerd in your class, you were making out with when Ricky opened the door on you and the entire class proceeded to victimize you for the next two months until you switched schools.
Did I get the names right?
I’m pretty sure slug did leave us (by) hanging.
and how’s your noose-tying skills, mr. potato head? have you got a long enough rope to get over that fat head of yours?
if you need someone to kick the chair out from under you, give me a holla. and I’ll laugh and point and call you a sad, friendless fat fuck.