Friday, October 9, 2009

God, the Devil, and David

God the Devil and David

God the Devil and David

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  1. @mcowles

    who you trying to kid that you weren’t trying for a haiku but got it wrong?! lame

  2. Haha, good call hmmm.

    Inside the mind of mcowles: Shit! I put six syllables in the last line afer bagging Mr Haiku! What the fuck am I going to do? Oh hell yes, that’s a great idea, I’ll pretend it WASN’T EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE A HAIKU! NO ONE WILL KNOW! Brilliant!

  3. @Rick, #11

    Love the Brand New reference 🙂

  4. I don’t really find this lame or funny. I don’t find people talking about religious people funny either. Eva was obviously adding to the problems which Mary confirmed. The foods were probably part of the song they were using to talk about him with. I’d be pissed too if some whore started making problems in the marriage I was working to fix. Sure he was long winded and could have typed better but his wife and the mother of his kids just left him. I fully believe Satan could have worked through her to help destroy his marriage. I don’t think Satan protects people but he generally seems like a nice guy. Tyson seemed like a puss though.

  5. Yeah, Tyson is obviously the puss here, let’s trash his parents’farm and kill all of their snakes! That’ll teach him.

    Oh wait…no.

    I would be forever grateful if i had a great friend such as Eva to get me the hell away from an idiot like David.

    If i’m wrong, i’sm sure stan will get me soon enough.

  6. lol that’s why I said generally.

  7. Funny thing is, David still hasn’t realised there are no gods or deities. Poor guy, still slaving away for a pointless religion. Stop letting a book control your life and fucking enjoy yourself.

  8. @Charlie – If it’s not the bible controlling people’s lives, it’s facebook, so can’t really win haha.

  9. She has Tyson by the balls?

    Lucky bastard.

  10. i bet 1 in 10 married couples divorce because of facebook.

  11. @ aruabba
    Sadly enough, you’re probably right

  12. After reading all this middle school drama…
    I have one question.
    Are they even old enough to be married? O.o

  13. Another reason why religion fundamentalism is blatant heresy.

  14. good luck Google searching “Pickles, Pineapples and Pizza”… the second hit was this very post XD

    the first was a pizza place… who puts pickles on a pizza O.o???

  15. I feel bad, because the devil is in all of you. Satan truly caresses your innards, you lot of mischievous devil-worshipers. May Moses and the four horsemen of the apocalypse rain lightning bolts from heaven unto your wicked hearts. This post of me and my family is PRIVATE. That’s why I posted my response to that she-devil Eva on facebook.

  16. umm….fyi. Facebook isn’t all that private…

  17. yeah, maxxiine, that isn’t the real david. funny impersonation, though.

  18. i wonder if David # 65 is a joke…

    this post was too much why do people put all their business on facebook like that, are they trying to make people uncomfortable?

  19. Simply fantastic. I am rather sure there’s another conversation exactly like this where god is whining to David about how Satan has a hold on Eva’s heart with stuff about Moses and snakes. How else would David have so much divine inside knowledge. It’s just sad when people keep going on like that. lol

  20. Not trying to defend a religious d-bag, but any guy that has had his girlfriend and her friends gang up on him knows what David is going through. I feel for the guy, women need strength in numbers.

  21. His “I pray for God’s mercy on your black sinner’s heart” card got old really fast. Just own up to the fact that you’re pissed off. If you were actually going to take the moral high ground, you wouldn’t air it all out on Facebook in the first place; it’s pointless trying to make yourself look better with that holier-than-thou BS.

  22. all this talk about god, satan, farms, and walmart……rednecks?

  23. wow… i’d leave david to with all that talk. I could hardly read it but i did hoping something so stupid it was funny popped up, sadly nothing did. just made david look like a sobbing baby…

    and KyleZombie… women dont need strength in numbers.

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