Monday, July 5, 2010

Go Dad

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  1. ferst

  2. Ben?

  3. Dammit =(

  4. oh yay thats awsum loooool this post anit nufink speshal

  5. Fuck, I wanted to call Stever.

    Anyway, his parents sound like douchebags. Fair enough not having your parents on Facebook while you’re swearing and talking about sex and drugs and you’re only fifteen or sixteen, but when you’re an adult and your mommy’s still telling you not to swear, and your poppy’s still being a patronizing dick… something’s wrong.

    No I don’t have daddy issues. No. No. Shut up. Leave me alone.

  6. I thought his dad was justified. If you put conservative people on your Facebook, you either watch what you say or put up with the backlash without acting like a 12 year old getting her first period. Mom sounds like a patronizing dick to start it off, but Dad was funny.

  7. krasivaya_devushka

    His mom sounds like she’s very annoying.

  8. I found that amusing enough to let out a little chuckle…. Especially because I have sons and I know how annoyed they get when I ask them if it their ‘time of the month’.
    Yes, I am that uncool :)

  9. What I don’t get is why they always sign “-Mom”. :P

  10. Well…I choose to keep my statuses clean due to family and parents…and some friends.

    it’s not that hard to respect other people though.

    but his parents do sound annoying

  11. What an ugly smiley for “colon p”

  12. Cringey as fuck, getting tag teamed by your parents?! Lesson to all, don’t add parents, teachers or bosses.

  13. I got my perents and boss on my facebook dunt see y its stuped to wats stuped is iver hidin stuf from em then putin it on ur facebook or browdcasing ur intyre life on facebook

  14. YorkshirebornNBread

    Yoink…Words of wisdom my friend…Also Jack_Army…not sure you can say “tag teamed by your parents” without social services being involved!!!

  15. yorkshire hav u not herd of tagteem putdowns? ill come flyin at u like a bag of cocks an ull receve him like a sachel of vaginers loooooool

  16. YorkshirebornNBread

    sick lol

  17. yayforme: I always wonder that too. Always seems a little convenient that they do… as if the person doesn’t know she’s his mom.

  18. YorkshirebornNBread

    @ british hobo, I dunno, I think it’s a parent thing, My mother does the same thing on my answermachine…as if I don’t recognise her voice…

  19. Fair enough :P Maybe on Facebook they just do it to cause as much embarassment as they can in these statuses. That or they’re the ones sending ‘em in to Lamebook.

  20. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Some weeks ago my dad added me as a friend. I instantly clicked “NO”, then I blocked him AND I narrowed down the people who can search for me to only those who are friends of my friends. If that all fails somehow, I will open a fake account and add all work and family there. I don’t need family on my facebook every conversation I have on there is about dicks, pussies, misogamy and philosophy, I’m surprised we haven’t made it onto lamebook yet or maybe nobody I know uses lamebook.

    In fact when I was applying for jobs, I took the time to block every employer / employee related to the job.

  21. I have my mom on Facebook, because I just don’t post anything about my personal life on there.

    That and she stopped making my bed and washing my underwear when I didn’t accept. :(

  22. My dad doesn’t have Facebook, I think he’s still using dial-up internet on an old Windows 95.

  23. Dukey Smoothy Buns is my new favorite phrase. I don’t know where it came from or what it means, but it flows wonderfully.

  24. @YorkshirebornNBread

    Same here. My mom always mentions it’s her when I’m doing her doggy style. It’s like playing peekaboo with an infant, like if she can’t see me she has to remind me that it’s her I’m doing.

  25. Anal parents. Control freaks

  26. Hey Soup. Where you been? :D

  27. @anit

    I’ve just been real busy. Those prostitutes aren’t going to have sex with themselves. Now I’m getting acquainted with yoink. Pleasant chap.

  28. i am a plesant chap wen u anit a dickhead wiv a gangrene scrotum

  29. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Anyone else can’t wait to hear Slimj’s take on Yoink?

  30. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    … and welcome back Soup.

  31. y u welcoming back a prick hes a dickhead

  32. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Yoink, I welcome anybody who keeps me entertained on this site.

  33. hes pissin me of!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  34. Dukey Smoothy Buns


  35. i fort u liked me dukey

  36. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Yoink remember I was the first person that Kras convinced to be nice to you.
    It’s nothing personal, lamebook has just been slow today and you have given us so many great new words with your angry comments like Dicklestick, Fuckaroon etc.

  37. but i meen hes propa propa pissin me off like wana punch sumfing pissin me of

  38. I was gonna leave a nice comment about how my mother couldn’t care less about what I put on Facebook but now I’m scared I’m gonna get caught up in a Yoink fight.

  39. ah penny i anit that scarey

  40. Never said you were ‘scarey’ Yoink. Just worried I might have to comment on the spelling mistakes…

  41. Seconded Penny_Lane. I registered for an account purely to let you know that your spelling gives me an unstoppable headache.

  42. u dunt like it then dunt reed it simpal as i anit losin anyfink if u dunt reed it an noones makin u

  43. One question Yoink, how old are you? I’m hoping under the age of 20…

  44. I love how the majority of these comments are unrelated to the post.

    Tom is pretty cool for making such a comeback, rather than being like other dads and saying something parent-y.

  45. Douchetastic the Forned Rose

    “Just worried I might have to comment on the spelling mistakes…”

    I’d be impressed if you had that much time on your hands. It’s 24/7 job just getting through one post with corrections.

  46. krasivaya_devushka

    Grammar Nazis. Seriously, consider giving it a break.

  47. I think they are more taking the piss out of Yoink and have no intention of taking on the full time job of correcting them….if they do I believe they may be disturbed.

    Also…regardin the actual post. This is why I never taught my parents HOW to use facebook….they don’t know how it works, or how to use it…and never will.

  48. Debra seems like she would be down with the Lord. Cussing on your Facebook is for sinners. If Tom and Debra were smart they would drag their son down to the local church and enroll him in a summer Bible study to cleanse his soul of these filthy words and thoughts.

  49. I had a Priest cleanse my mouth of its filth, once. It tasted of salt.

  50. Douchetastic the Forned Rose

    krasivaya needs the humor police. You appear to be missing a sense of one.

  51. dan_fargis, you can stop your little ploy know. We get it, you’re cool and can talk down on Catholicism.

    Go fuck a goat.

  52. now*….0 for 2 today lol

  53. penny its my birfday today an im 20

  54. We should give both Yoink and Dan_fargis a sword each and then lock them in the same room for at least 24 hours… In the end, what will come out is half of the problem.

  55. BTW, Happy Birthday my son… I am proud of you.

  56. I normally don’t read Yoink’s posts. He is… well, irritating.

    And Debra=’What The Fargis!’ Mom.

  57. Tom is a cunt. Maybe letting out a few swears every now and again would release a little of that passive-aggressive sarcasm.


  59. laugh.out.loud

    Happy Burfday Yoink !

  60. Damn, I’d hoped for like 16, there’s hope you might speak like a real adult still at that age. If you’re 20 then I fear my generation may well be the end of the English language as we know it.

  61. You fear for your generation because one twenty-year-old out of millions can’t spell?

    Cool story, bro.

  62. By the way, for someone who preaches about “THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE~~~”, your grammar sure isn’t up to par.

  63. @iloveyoink
    If you really love yoink come home for some tea and biscuits… I will not give away yoink’s hand in marriage without knowing the other half first… Beside you have to have a good wood. No one marries a yoink, without a good wood.

  64. krasivaya_devushka

    @50, nah, not at all.
    Just tired of these people correcting every single grammar error someone makes. Well, yoink makes a billion, but he doesn’t care, yet people join only to come on here and tell him his spelling sucks. I’m pretty sure he’s well aware of that fact.

  65. Who the hell is this “yoink” anyway? Damn misspelling newbies. I just watched that episode of “Its always sunny in Philadelphia” where Dee dates the retarded rapper- there is a connection between the two, I know it.

  66. Douchetastic the Forned Rose

    krassivaya, you read waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much into things. Yoink is not “every single grammar error,” for one thing, he’s completely unable to spell. There’s a huge difference between correcting there and their and wanting to be able to read without one’s eyeballs bleeding.

    It would sadden me more if he’s “well aware of it” and continues to do it, it means he’s happy being mediocre and willfully ignorant. And that’s just sad. Of course, I still stand by my theory that he purposely does it in a sad attempt to be humorous.

  67. In support of Douchetastic…. When an unknown person on the internet is forced to change his name and mock someone for his stupidity, its time for the person to understand the sarcasm in every comment and correct himself/ herself or leave… (I am referring to Yoink and me changing my sign-in name)

  68. krasivaya_devushka

    He commented somewhere that he got used to typing like that on MSN with his friends. So whether he does it purposely or not, he’s aware that his spelling is way off.

  69. Douchetastic the Forned Rose

    So then you back up the evidence that he’s just willfully ignorant and revels in not educating himself. That’s awesome.

  70. krasivaya_devushka

    Whatever the case may be, it’s his problem, really. Won’t affect us in any shape or form. Well, besides giving some people headaches…
    I actually don’t mind his comments. I think the spelling and his use of insults I’ve never heard of before is hilarious.

  71. Douchetastic the Forned Rose

    So if you’re amused by his non-comments, it does affect you. Fair enough. You’re allowed to be amused and stick up for him, others are allowed to do the opposite.

  72. krasivaya_devushka

    That’s not how I meant *that* part, but sure. :)

  73. CommentsAtLarge

    I thought the dad’s response was awesome – I totally envision that being my response in the same situation.

  74. Calenthedestroyer

    I am grammar nazi enough to do it.

    Ahem. Last post was…

    penny its my birfday today an im 20


    Penny. It is my day of birth today. On this day, the day of my birth, I have reached the age of twenty. Cheerio good chap.

  75. @Calenthedestroyer…

    Actually, it would be “date” of birth. His “day of birth” was ~20 years ago when he was born.

    I guess you could call me a pseudo-intellectual prick nazi.

  76. Paint_my_nails_please

    Calenthedestroyer, I skip over Yoink posts because they look like nonsense to me, but here I am, mired in the suburbs as a run-of-the-mill though experienced speaker and writer of the English language. So I am just saying, I appreciate your services as the Yoinkologist and thank you!

  77. I doubt there’s cock between the lot of you.
    Who cares how Yoink spells.
    The site is meant to be funny, not filled with whiny douchebags.

  78. lol sooo the infamous yoink turns out to be a 22 year old girl who is quite proficient in the english language, as she writes for her local newspapers…. who’da thunk?? AWESOME!…

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