Monday, July 5, 2010

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  1. dan_fargis, you can stop your little ploy know. We get it, you’re cool and can talk down on Catholicism.

    Go fuck a goat.

  2. now*….0 for 2 today lol

  3. penny its my birfday today an im 20

  4. We should give both Yoink and Dan_fargis a sword each and then lock them in the same room for at least 24 hours… In the end, what will come out is half of the problem.

  5. BTW, Happy Birthday my son… I am proud of you.

  6. I normally don’t read Yoink’s posts. He is… well, irritating.

    And Debra=’What The Fargis!’ Mom.

  7. Tom is a cunt. Maybe letting out a few swears every now and again would release a little of that passive-aggressive sarcasm.

  8. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LOVER!!!!

  9. laugh.out.loud

    Happy Burfday Yoink !

  10. Damn, I’d hoped for like 16, there’s hope you might speak like a real adult still at that age. If you’re 20 then I fear my generation may well be the end of the English language as we know it.

  11. You fear for your generation because one twenty-year-old out of millions can’t spell?

    Cool story, bro.

  12. By the way, for someone who preaches about “THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE~~~”, your grammar sure isn’t up to par.

  13. @iloveyoink
    If you really love yoink come home for some tea and biscuits… I will not give away yoink’s hand in marriage without knowing the other half first… Beside you have to have a good wood. No one marries a yoink, without a good wood.

  14. krasivaya_devushka

    @50, nah, not at all.
    Just tired of these people correcting every single grammar error someone makes. Well, yoink makes a billion, but he doesn’t care, yet people join only to come on here and tell him his spelling sucks. I’m pretty sure he’s well aware of that fact.

  15. Who the hell is this “yoink” anyway? Damn misspelling newbies. I just watched that episode of “Its always sunny in Philadelphia” where Dee dates the retarded rapper- there is a connection between the two, I know it.

  16. Douchetastic the Forned Rose

    krassivaya, you read waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much into things. Yoink is not “every single grammar error,” for one thing, he’s completely unable to spell. There’s a huge difference between correcting there and their and wanting to be able to read without one’s eyeballs bleeding.

    It would sadden me more if he’s “well aware of it” and continues to do it, it means he’s happy being mediocre and willfully ignorant. And that’s just sad. Of course, I still stand by my theory that he purposely does it in a sad attempt to be humorous.

  17. In support of Douchetastic…. When an unknown person on the internet is forced to change his name and mock someone for his stupidity, its time for the person to understand the sarcasm in every comment and correct himself/ herself or leave… (I am referring to Yoink and me changing my sign-in name)

  18. krasivaya_devushka

    He commented somewhere that he got used to typing like that on MSN with his friends. So whether he does it purposely or not, he’s aware that his spelling is way off.

  19. Douchetastic the Forned Rose

    So then you back up the evidence that he’s just willfully ignorant and revels in not educating himself. That’s awesome.

  20. krasivaya_devushka

    Whatever the case may be, it’s his problem, really. Won’t affect us in any shape or form. Well, besides giving some people headaches…
    I actually don’t mind his comments. I think the spelling and his use of insults I’ve never heard of before is hilarious.

  21. Douchetastic the Forned Rose

    So if you’re amused by his non-comments, it does affect you. Fair enough. You’re allowed to be amused and stick up for him, others are allowed to do the opposite.

  22. krasivaya_devushka

    That’s not how I meant *that* part, but sure. 🙂

  23. CommentsAtLarge

    I thought the dad’s response was awesome – I totally envision that being my response in the same situation.

  24. Calenthedestroyer

    I’ll TAKE THE JOB OF CORRECTING YOINK! =D
    I am grammar nazi enough to do it.

    Ahem. Last post was…

    penny its my birfday today an im 20

    Translation:

    Penny. It is my day of birth today. On this day, the day of my birth, I have reached the age of twenty. Cheerio good chap.

  25. @Calenthedestroyer…

    Actually, it would be “date” of birth. His “day of birth” was ~20 years ago when he was born.

    I guess you could call me a pseudo-intellectual prick nazi.

  26. Paint_my_nails_please

    Calenthedestroyer, I skip over Yoink posts because they look like nonsense to me, but here I am, mired in the suburbs as a run-of-the-mill though experienced speaker and writer of the English language. So I am just saying, I appreciate your services as the Yoinkologist and thank you!

  27. I doubt there’s cock between the lot of you.
    Who cares how Yoink spells.
    The site is meant to be funny, not filled with whiny douchebags.

  28. lol sooo the infamous yoink turns out to be a 22 year old girl who is quite proficient in the english language, as she writes for her local newspapers…. who’da thunk?? AWESOME!…

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