Anyway, his parents sound like douchebags. Fair enough not having your parents on Facebook while you’re swearing and talking about sex and drugs and you’re only fifteen or sixteen, but when you’re an adult and your mommy’s still telling you not to swear, and your poppy’s still being a patronizing dick… something’s wrong.
No I don’t have daddy issues. No. No. Shut up. Leave me alone.
I thought his dad was justified. If you put conservative people on your Facebook, you either watch what you say or put up with the backlash without acting like a 12 year old getting her first period. Mom sounds like a patronizing dick to start it off, but Dad was funny.
Some weeks ago my dad added me as a friend. I instantly clicked “NO”, then I blocked him AND I narrowed down the people who can search for me to only those who are friends of my friends. If that all fails somehow, I will open a fake account and add all work and family there. I don’t need family on my facebook every conversation I have on there is about dicks, pussies, misogamy and philosophy, I’m surprised we haven’t made it onto lamebook yet or maybe nobody I know uses lamebook.
In fact when I was applying for jobs, I took the time to block every employer / employee related to the job.
Yoink remember I was the first person that Kras convinced to be nice to you.
It’s nothing personal, lamebook has just been slow today and you have given us so many great new words with your angry comments like Dicklestick, Fuckaroon etc.
Debra seems like she would be down with the Lord. Cussing on your Facebook is for sinners. If Tom and Debra were smart they would drag their son down to the local church and enroll him in a summer Bible study to cleanse his soul of these filthy words and thoughts.
If you really love yoink come home for some tea and biscuits… I will not give away yoink’s hand in marriage without knowing the other half first… Beside you have to have a good wood. No one marries a yoink, without a good wood.
@50, nah, not at all.
Just tired of these people correcting every single grammar error someone makes. Well, yoink makes a billion, but he doesn’t care, yet people join only to come on here and tell him his spelling sucks. I’m pretty sure he’s well aware of that fact.
Who the hell is this “yoink” anyway? Damn misspelling newbies. I just watched that episode of “Its always sunny in Philadelphia” where Dee dates the retarded rapper- there is a connection between the two, I know it.
krassivaya, you read waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much into things. Yoink is not “every single grammar error,” for one thing, he’s completely unable to spell. There’s a huge difference between correcting there and their and wanting to be able to read without one’s eyeballs bleeding.
It would sadden me more if he’s “well aware of it” and continues to do it, it means he’s happy being mediocre and willfully ignorant. And that’s just sad. Of course, I still stand by my theory that he purposely does it in a sad attempt to be humorous.
In support of Douchetastic…. When an unknown person on the internet is forced to change his name and mock someone for his stupidity, its time for the person to understand the sarcasm in every comment and correct himself/ herself or leave… (I am referring to Yoink and me changing my sign-in name)
Whatever the case may be, it’s his problem, really. Won’t affect us in any shape or form. Well, besides giving some people headaches…
I actually don’t mind his comments. I think the spelling and his use of insults I’ve never heard of before is hilarious.
Calenthedestroyer, I skip over Yoink posts because they look like nonsense to me, but here I am, mired in the suburbs as a run-of-the-mill though experienced speaker and writer of the English language. So I am just saying, I appreciate your services as the Yoinkologist and thank you!