I am hotter than an oven. This being due to the fact that I sat on a fucking lit stove the other day and burnt all my ass hair off. One of those stupid camouflaged cooktops. Didn’t think it was on when I leaned on it. Needless to say, I am typing standing up for the next few days… And watching TV, and working, and circle jerking a pack of 6th grade fudge packing twinkies.
How will Lakisha ever choose between these two suitors? I suppose it depends on her type. If she likes the intellgent conversationalist, she’ll go with James. If she prefers her men mature, with an edgy side, perhaps she’ll choose Mikah and his nougat. Stay tuned to As The Moron Turns.
@alord, like I said, I’m not picky.
If I can’t get an oven I’ll settle for someone that can be compared to anything that is uncomfortably hot. A hot pocket that was microwaved a few seconds too long, the first sip of hot tea from that Chinese place down the block, I’m not picky
lol alord u douchebag if u think thats takin the bait and ur loling at me for it, then why do u comment on shit i type about you? your very last comment obviously shows that u ‘took the bait’ off me and are getin worked up enough to assume i hav no personality and isnult me lololooolol i win the argument ahah ur a fag dont be too embarassed if i was as retarded as you id say stupid shit like you do too
okay i know anonisgayisgay has his favorites to hate on, but i really would just like to say:
i think alordslums and BritishHobo make lamebook comments that much more interesting to read and usually make whatever post lamebook has even funnier. so anon really needs to crawl back in the decaying ass he fell out of.
cherryberry, if my <4 wasn't taken by a trucker, i'd give it to you.
not because of any kind of gratification i get from your comment (ok, just a little). but because you are the prevailing voice of sanity and reason in the swirling vortex of anon's fetid and lustreless sinkhole.
“And in the left corner, we have light weight Anonisgayisgay, wih comments weighing in at 1.8 stone and packing a wholloping load of BS! It’s incredible, folks, but somehow these comments stir up a frenzy of activity from the wathcning audience! I wonder how that makes his opponent feel?
Speaking of which, in the right hand side we have Veteran, BritishHobo, whose snide asides have a tendancy to leave his opponent reeling – a successful tactic for years! But will his tendancy to retaliate be his downfall, or will he mainain a cool demeanor this time, folks?”
*The gong/whistle/click of the enter button goes off*
@anonisgayisgay, if you’re going to troll, troll well. Otherwise, gtfo. Fail troll is fail. And certainly not entertaining or funny. Just pathetic and looking for attention and, sadly enough, getting more than you deserve.
As for candy bars, I’ve always pictured myself as a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup…about the size of a half-dollar with ridges and always sticking to my cup when it’s hot outside…