So much misogyny and hypocrisy in these comments. A girl asks a guy over for sex, so that makes her a slut with no self-worth, does it? If a guy does the same thing, would the same definition apply? Of course not, right, guys? And girls think highly of their vaginas, do they? You have got to be kidding me. You guys think that your dicks are the centre of the Goddamn universe.
A lot of men in life can be woman-hating assholes, I know, but bloody hell, men on the internet take their hatred of women to an absolutely frightening level. If this is what you guys actually think of women, then I’m so glad that I’ll never know any of you.
Wow, someone ^^^ woke up on the cunty side of the bed today… Maybe you have a virus on your computer, and you’re unaware that you are on a website dedicated to stupid shite said on Facebook?
Get a good antivirus program, or take the computer into the shop. If everything turns out ok, go to the Doctor and have them take the bug out of your ass.
I hate to break it to you sweetcheeks, but my penis is the center of the universe. I’m sure you’ve heard this analogy before, but I’ll say it again… If a key opens lots of locks, then it’s a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it’s a shitty lock.
Now get of the computer you whore!
I’ve never been completely clear on the key=penis and vagina=lock comparison. Yes, I get that, in both instances, one goes in to the other, but are human beings actually dumb enough to think that male promiscuity is to be lauded, but female promiscuity is to be shamed? It’s the 21st century, FFS.
Also, that lame analogy makes me think of a less than intelligent guy bludgeoning a bike lock with his flaccid penis.
@wordpervert, the whole joke is predicated on the females presumption that the man cant possiblly refuse the offer of sex, even if he has other plans and her surprise when he does just that. The stereotypical view that men have a one track mind and will slobberingly nod there heads and drop everything at the offer of sex is insulting and is also the at the root of
this lamebook submission. Is it surprising that any responses to this picture would deviate from the original tone of the picture itself? also, lamebook is supposed to be a fun website, if you take so much exception to the comments made in jest on the internet why don’t you just get the fuck back in the kitchen?
You dumb cunts need to get laid… What a sad existence, trolling “funny” websites to say what is and isn’t funny, and to lay down your version of whats politically correct… Wordpervert, I know your type… Uptight, anal (not in the sexual way) and a loser who men avoid like a Haitian hooker…
My dick gets plenty of use, don’t worry, and I wouldn’t let it near your cobwebbed, crusty, dusty vagina. Go re-read Twilight and masturbate yourself to sleep with your 27 cats.
It’s even worse than not knowing how to do a screenshot… whoever took a picture had to then go in and edit the picture to block out names, with the alternative being that they did take a screenshot and blacked out names, but then took a picture to submit it.
Seriously, everyone should know how to use frigging PAINT by now…