Monday, March 14, 2011

Get Out While You Can

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14 Comments

  1. Yawn!! This joke is old!

  2. ifitwerentformyhorse

    If her mom wasn’t “referring fucking,” then what was she referring to? Or is this part of the same Clinton-esque “Is oral sex sex” debate?

  3. normaisnotnormal

    Did lamebook really forget to blur out more names?

  4. Are we really surprised? It happens a few times a week at least.

  5. slicingupeyeballs

    Tim is correct though, and as for the Aussie shielas, sure they look ok (until they hit 40, when they begin to resemble an old leather satchel) but have you heard them speak…?
    They make a sort of mangled screeching noise like an angry crackle of cockatoos…

    So my advice is to get a young pert one, unsullied by the ravages of the sun and flies, and to put something organic and non-fattening in her gob every time she opens it…

  6. abort the baby she’ll never have? Is it because her mom made a (denied) sexual reference? How does she think she was conceived?

  7. @slicingupeyeballs nah, tim’s wrong.

  8. lather.rinse.repeat

    Yep, speaking from experience… Tim’s wrong. He must mean Asians. (that’s not from experience.)

  9. Wow, Valerie is a prude.

  10. Lame, you forgot to hide “Dawn Breault” and “Maria Palladino” full name.
    Now we know that Dawn and that Maria who like the status…
    :)

  11. It’s ok, i checked FB and there are so many accounts with the name “Maria Palladino”, so which one is which, i don’t know.

  12. Lame, you forgot to hide “Dawn Breault” and “Maria Palladino” full name.
    Now we know that Dawn and that Maria who like the status…

  13. My ‘Bucket List’ has fuck all to do with death.

    It’s actually a list of lasses that I know who have massive, gaping cock caverns, you know the type, they normally have a yawning black hole from which nothing can escape…not even light.

  14. CommentsAtLarge

    Isn’t an Australian on everyone’s bucket list?

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