Comments on: Gabe’s First Day on the Job

By: defectiveuser

defectiveuser — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 23:34:55 +0000

Not gettin’ it. :/

By: RobCoxxy

RobCoxxy — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 10:11:26 +0000

I have a massive craving for pizza. And weed. Cheers Gabe.

By: Ben

Ben — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 20:46:23 +0000

I am BEN, the original douche Ben seems to have left the scene, I can’t even see a post with diction that vaguely resembling the “Original Ben”, he threw his dummy out the pram and left, last real Ben message I recall was “Fucks Sake”.

By: leequette

leequette — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 18:29:18 +0000

I love Gabe. He’s totally Jim Anchower from the Onion.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/i-was-too-gone-to-go-to-work,16656/

By: whyieyesya

whyieyesya — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 12:13:30 +0000

@jackanddiane nooooooo quesadillas are far too precious to be spoiled by Pizza Hut, you want to get them somewhere classy, like Taco Bell. @PeanutButtercup agreed .

By: PeanutButtercup

PeanutButtercup — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 21:41:02 +0000

@jackanddianne, the pasta at NZ Pizza Hut is bad enough, WHY THE HECK DO YOU WANT QUESADILLAS TOO?!?!?!?!

By: TwoWorlds

TwoWorlds — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 17:40:27 +0000

I’d totally friend Gabe…he seems like a pretty chillax sort.

By: skaterboiz

skaterboiz — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 16:27:38 +0000

yes you can’t beat the post , you just need to read and laugh and not drive anywhere near him!

By: shampoo

shampoo — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 15:13:05 +0000

@manda27 It was his idea to go to pizza hut! The rest of us weren’t stupid, just his gf. We all ordered pizza. She mooched off my dad’s pizza when she was starving cause her food wasn’t good enough.

@jackanddianne Yeah well consider yourself lucky they don’t

By: malteaser

malteaser — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 14:59:01 +0000

lol

By: Benningtons

Benningtons — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 09:44:23 +0000

What a stoner. Apparently there are more of Gabe’s high tales on the way according to LB’s Facebook fan page…

By: mymomruinedfacebook

mymomruinedfacebook — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 05:00:40 +0000

@BritishHobo you are awesome…and I think that “Pizza Hut is way better than Dominoes” could subliminally mean that indeed he did get fired

By: mymomruinedfacebook

mymomruinedfacebook — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 04:46:59 +0000

Dude I hope Ben lives on forever and ever, everytime someone starts on here they are confused by Benimmediately.You end up figuring it out over time…sorta lol

By: Flamboyant stereotype

Flamboyant stereotype — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 04:19:35 +0000

Would it be lame to have a Facebook group for Gabe?

By: carrots

carrots — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 02:29:05 +0000

I feel bad for anyone who doesn’t live in NY because they eat inferior pizza.

By: Stretch

Stretch — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 01:24:07 +0000

@TwoWorlds:

I see what you did there. Good on you!

“Strange things are afoot at the Circle K…”

By: mordecai

mordecai — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 00:46:53 +0000

Crust Pizza in Sydney is the best!

By: antiaphrodite

antiaphrodite — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 00:12:12 +0000

Mellow Mushroom is overrated. Tino’s Pizza in Tucson is where it’s at.. But otherwise, Papa John’s.

By: puppy power

puppy power — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 23:14:51 +0000

Mellow Mushroom is by far the best pizza, ever.

By: BritishHobo

BritishHobo — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 22:06:56 +0000

Awesome mcowles I remember now… good times…

And I was exptecting some kind of Awaiting Moderation for actually saying the words ‘Jason’s Monster Fail’ like if you even try and mention… the other thing…

By: jackanddiane

jackanddiane — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 22:03:25 +0000

Hold up, hold up, hold up.

You can get QUESADILLAS from your Pizza Hut????

All we have are those shitty pastas. Fuck you, New Zealand Pizza Hut.

By: sammykay

sammykay — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 20:57:30 +0000

Godfathers is the only good pizza out there!!!!

By: mcowles

mcowles — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 20:37:43 +0000

Sweet, no “Awaiting moderation”…. hell yeah! Fight the man! Fight the power! Fight the …… hmmm, system? Is that right?

By: mcowles

mcowles — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 20:36:56 +0000

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/jasons-monster-fail.jpg

By: cupidscurse

cupidscurse — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 20:03:44 +0000

It’s all about Digiorno

By: BritishHobo

BritishHobo — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 19:59:49 +0000

@Bucky Fellini: Oh, I remember! Did he actually come on to the comments page for that post, like in other Lamebook posts that were deleted? Because when I googled it, somebody said something about him threatening to sue for libel, or something. I dunno. I probably shoudln’t bring it up. SORRY LAMEBOOK.

On a similiar note, Lamebook’s Facebook page says we will be hearing more from Gabe about his job in the future… which makes me thing… are they just building this up until we get another one armed girl/Jason, and the posts get deleted and I have to ask you guys what happened because I’ve forgotten?

By: CommentsAtLarge

CommentsAtLarge — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 19:46:43 +0000

Being high and delivering pizza – when he gets the munchies and takes it out on his deliveries, I think the boss might catch on. If he doesn’t find out about Gabe’s play-by-play of being “extremely blazed” on company time first of course.

By: europe_rocks

europe_rocks — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 19:40:14 +0000

Bucky, aaahhh, yess, I remember. Thanks for clearing that up.

By: MsBuzzkillington

MsBuzzkillington — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 19:25:33 +0000

I was waiting for a post “oh man just got fired.” I thought it was going to be a one night job.

That would have been funny.

I have never been a fan of Pizza Hut pizza, Dominoes is way way better.

By: Bucky Fellini

Bucky Fellini — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 19:21:16 +0000

BritishHobo and europe_rocks,

Jason’s Monster Fail was an email that a guy wrote to his friend (who was in a town he was about to visit) which detailed how he had cheated on his girlfriend with some other girl (Sabrina or something) but that the other girl didn’t know he already had a GF. He mentioned that he was “glad he met her” and thought “she was cool” but she couldn’t compare to his current girlfriend, who didn’t know about the cheating. Then the person he wrote his confession to pointed out that he had just replied to about 10 people.

Why I remember something so trivial to such detail is beyond me, however. The human brain is a strange thing.