It doesn’t take a Real Genius to understand that the Top Secret to True Romance is the Heat your Tombstone pizza before walking through the Doors and that you can’t be Batman Forever.
Uh oh LamestBooker! Looks like you’re in the lead to winning a couple tickets the the “FindFingerFuckFEST!”…err…I mean, “fun fun fun” I know you don’t want to go and everything, but it looks like you’re going to have to take one for the team!
I’m sorry, but was this supposed to be like most caption contests, where people submit funny captions? Or like a Lamebook lame ass caption contest? 90% of the above comments are no where even close to possibly being considered a little bit funny. Other than pretty much Snoop Dogg, I wouldn’t want to see any of the “performers” at this falsely advertised inbred redneck festival. I’d rather go cow tipping with a farmer in Texas than sit in a dirty park field with a bunch of sweaty, drunk/high, fat assed Americans! Sorry about your luck Lamestbooker (or dman- who has somehow figured out how to vote 130 multiple times, cause that caption is one of the worst) but it looks like you guys are gonna be the lucky winners! Hahaha have fun!
Damn lamestbooker, I don’t know htf that happened…and Zatknis, they sure come out of the woodwork when they think they can get some free shit don’t they? Too bad there wasn’t anything funny posted in all of that mess above.
Val Kilmer wanted a Justin Bieber style hair cut.
“I think you need a pair of panties on your head” I scream at him
“Why’s that?” he asked
“Because you look like fucken cunt” I replied
If you keep messing around with scissors, it’s your own fault if you get raped!
Fuck it! I’ve tried everything to get this gum out of my hair……
I hate it when people type “CST” during daylight saving time.
“FFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU GUYS SAYING I LOOK LIKE THE LEAD SINGER OF NICKLEBACK!!!!!!”
That’s a knee slapper. This critically acclaimed actor of the award winning The Saint deserves respect dammit.
That’s it…I am just so sick of people confusing me and Meatloaf.
I am smellin’ like the rose
that somebody gave me on
my birthday deathbed
I am smellin’ like the rose
that somebody gave me
’cause I’m dead & bloated
I’m Britney, Bitch – not Batman.
“They told me it’d be fun.”
Dude, whoa! I was Batman and 100lbs lighter 20 years ago.
“You know what the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut is, right? About two weeks. Wish the same rule applied to movie careers.”
As the global twinkie famine intensifies, this unnamed American male eats his own hair as a protest on national television.
Local media reports that the meal was ‘what he deserved, but not what he needed right now’.
Man donates hair to cancer survivors.
Meth. Not even once.
This competition is highly unfair to people who are banned from getting anywhere near Texas.
No one took the choice of Ben Affleck for Batman as hard as Val Kilmer.
^well, you shouldn’t have raped all those cows!
I thought if I grew my hair out maybe Tom would let me be his Wingman again…but he can’t! Damn you Scientology!
FFF this hair… and these FFFing scissors…
no serious, I really was batman. Look!
Miley, Miley, Miley…. You don’t have Shit on me!
“I’m starting a new trend.”
^ Look at all these new people coming out of the woodwork thinking they’re gunna win something.. Lol
It doesn’t take a Real Genius to understand that the Top Secret to True Romance is the Heat your Tombstone pizza before walking through the Doors and that you can’t be Batman Forever.
Unfortunately, the bloated Jim Morrison hologram didn’t prove to be as much of a crowd-pleaser as Tupac.
Muh deeak
*queue middle-aged volleyball scene*
Aging, aging with no poise.
(I seem to be…)
Aging! Aging with no poise.
After years of sunsets
One of life’s simple joys
Is aging with no poise!
I said im your fuckin huckleberry!!!!!
I think we should all protest this contest by liking Stevers post. It’s only fair.
what the fuck is this shit?
not interested in winning the contest,as I live in the UK and wouldnt be able to go. But still wanted to add my caption
“Val Kilmer has a Brittney Spears mealtdown”
Lol @ Jenny.
The rest of you fucking morons should be sterilized.
The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room.
After hearing to girls talk about scissoring each other, Val Kilmer wanted to try it on stage to amaze the crowd.
After hairing two girls talk about scissoring each other, Val Kilmer wanted to try it on stage to amaze the crowd.
My career has gone so low that I have to resort to cutting my hair on stage for attention.
I’m Batman.
Wow. Nothing shows how painfully unfunny people are quite like a caption contest.
Hitler did nothing wrong.
I did it all for the meth
C’mon
The meth
C’mon
So you can take that Emmy
And stick it up your yeah! Stick it up your yeah! Stick it up your yeah!
I’m so fuckin’ green I grow my own toilet paper.
Uh oh LamestBooker! Looks like you’re in the lead to winning a couple tickets the the “FindFingerFuckFEST!”…err…I mean, “fun fun fun” I know you don’t want to go and everything, but it looks like you’re going to have to take one for the team!
Are you kidding me? How wouldn’t want to go to a FingerFuckFest!
“Ohhh yeah, this part in the live-action Mulan film is going to revive my career for sure!!!”
Gee Carl, you sure do make funny faces.
Because I’m a woman even without hair
just as Jessica replied I am alarmed that a single mom can make $5870 in 1 month on the computer. check it out… Fb39．ＣＯＭ
With this new trim,, my footage will definitely make the cut!
(Also, I live in Austin and will definitely be able to make it to FFFF!)
Sorry everyone we have a winner for the Caption Contest…#47, Blanca. Blanca rocks.
if you fellow lamebookers really want to make a statement, upvote the spammer.
“Classic MacGruber”
So I just need to do this, stick my tongue out and do this “twerking” thing to get Robin Thicke to do WHAT to me?
Dman, You’re a dirty little troll
I’m sorry, but was this supposed to be like most caption contests, where people submit funny captions? Or like a Lamebook lame ass caption contest? 90% of the above comments are no where even close to possibly being considered a little bit funny. Other than pretty much Snoop Dogg, I wouldn’t want to see any of the “performers” at this falsely advertised inbred redneck festival. I’d rather go cow tipping with a farmer in Texas than sit in a dirty park field with a bunch of sweaty, drunk/high, fat assed Americans! Sorry about your luck Lamestbooker (or dman- who has somehow figured out how to vote 130 multiple times, cause that caption is one of the worst) but it looks like you guys are gonna be the lucky winners! Hahaha have fun!
Haters are going to hate.
Lamest, I think you intended to say winner as opposed to troll.
I didn’t
You could at least attempt to be gracious in defeat, kiddo
Congradulations.
Troll
Congratulations*
^My point
Leave Britney alone!
Who the fuck are all of you?
Damn lamestbooker, I don’t know htf that happened…and Zatknis, they sure come out of the woodwork when they think they can get some free shit don’t they? Too bad there wasn’t anything funny posted in all of that mess above.
i’ve not yet begun to defile myself
some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts…
Val Kilmer wanted a Justin Bieber style hair cut.
“I think you need a pair of panties on your head” I scream at him
“Why’s that?” he asked
“Because you look like fucken cunt” I replied
Nancy responded I’m alarmed that a single mom able to profit ($)8420 in four weeks on the computer. her latest blog… Fb39．ＣＯＭ
Nancy is a liar and everybody knows it. Last summer she told me she got pregnant on cheer-camp, when she really just got fat.