Honestly, I’m so sick of all those people ( men and women alike) that think they’re so smart and cool because they ”dare” to post about getting drunk and masturbating. You know what, if you didn’t spend friday nights drinking that wine using all those batteries ( so many batteries!) you might have actually found someone to sleep with! You’re not funny, you’re lame, boring and suck at life. If you’re going to play with your private parts, at least keep it private.
I don’t get it – does she wash the batteries down with the wine? Put a battery in her glass? The bottle? Does she charge herself up with batteries then shove the neck of the winebottle up her chuff hole?