Comments on: FTWinsday!

By: guitgod

guitgod — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 18:25:29 +0000

Is Fellato something like semen flavored Gelatto?

By: YouWish

YouWish — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 20:22:21 +0000

@TaliaBaybee: I would believe you *intentionally* used the comma incorrectly (i.e., comma-splicing independent clauses) to make an ironic statement if you hadn’t also used the wrong pronouns in your original comment–and missed a comma. Note that you used “me” (objective) where it should have been “I” (subjective). —> “It’s not I, though.”

By: ThatsNotPoetry

ThatsNotPoetry — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 04:20:06 +0000

Nexus, you’re not saying anything new/original, yourself. It’s an old joke, as old as gender bias itself. No one claims it to be amazing or clever. Just funny in the moment when the perfect moment arises. Woman who make a big deal out of it are the ones who are the funniest to hit with it. Shut up and enjoy the ride.

By: NexusVI

NexusVI — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 02:32:05 +0000

Oh my goodness, women should be in the kitchen! How hilarious, well-reasoned, and original. Clearly, this is deserving of the title “win”, because it’s so clearly sophisticated and full of humor.

HI GUYS I THINK THAT WOMEN SHOULD BE IN THE KITCHEN BECAUSE THEY’RE INFERIOR BECAUSE THEY’RE WOMEN AND THEY SHOULD BE IN THE KITCHEN AMIRIGHT THEY SHOULD BE IN THE KITCHEN

By: Thumby

Thumby — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:17:24 +0000

Thumby doesn’t believe in the use of a comma. It is all part of the Illuminati’s plan to take over the world.

…it’s written in Revelations people!

By: TaliaBaybee.

TaliaBaybee. — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:30:49 +0000

Actually, there was nothing wrong with the placing of my comma.

By: LiamSutty

LiamSutty — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 13:27:13 +0000

There’s a James song in there British Hobo from your last comment!!

By: Mhn77

Mhn77 — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 11:30:03 +0000

Jeez, people, lighten up on the whole domestic abuse/violence/poor women crap. A dude talks about a black eye and you take it seriously?! You must really be offended and scared when someone says “I’m gonna kill you”.

(@33 BritishHobo
You’re right, George Bush being stupid is not funny anymore. Now it’s just sad, but true)

By: lb

lb — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 06:19:26 +0000

Ok, that’s it, I’m not visiting Lamebook anymore. Advocating violence? Against women? A “win” I’m done. Telling all my friends to stop reading, too. Fuck you, Lamebook.

By: YepYouAreLame

YepYouAreLame — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 01:59:23 +0000

Or perhaps the iPod Touch is for people (in the U.S.) that refuse to accept the lameness that is AT&T’s mobile service.

By: mike_hawkins_cider

mike_hawkins_cider — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 23:47:08 +0000

Timothy’s not that much of a poor bastard. iPod touch, otherwise known as the “iPhone for people with bad credit,” pops up as “Facebook for iPhone” when you post something because people with iPod touches download the “Facebook for iPhone” app from the app store.

By: denvatricky

denvatricky — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 23:47:07 +0000

oh snap! Buuurn, Timothy!

By: BritishHobo

BritishHobo — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 21:57:52 +0000

Yet the female me did apparently at one point find them funny Screw you, sterotyped gender roles. Or something. Fuck it, I’m tired.

By: BritishHobo

BritishHobo — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 21:56:46 +0000

Ah, Lamebook, staunchly refusing to accept that women in the kitchen jokes stopped being funny about five years before people started to fucking say em.

That goes for all the other stupid morons on Facebook. STOP DOING THE SAME JOKE, FOR FUCKS SAKE. Ooh, what is it next, a joke about Michael Jackson loving little kids? A joke about George Bush being stupid? LOL, you’re so original aren’t you, you fucking idiots.

*is a guy*

By: malteaser

malteaser — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 20:41:13 +0000

lol

By: Tank18

Tank18 — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 20:38:33 +0000

Kurt is my hero.

By: wordpervert

wordpervert — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 19:50:50 +0000

Yeah Steph, you’d hate me too. I went on the highway to hell, but it was fuckin heaven.
AC/DC, you old bastards, you still got it.

By: lamebookpro

lamebookpro — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 19:38:31 +0000

Robb you’re a dick. everyone else, carry on

By: dinosaur27

dinosaur27 — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 19:25:13 +0000

@chiiro
I’m sure the “iTouch comes up as iPhone” will be posted until people stop saying that Timothy was using a phone.

By: chiiro

chiiro — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 19:21:25 +0000

I must be behind the times, I hadn’t heard the Xbox joke yet. But my version of an Xbox is an Xbox, so whatev.

Also, who wants to bet on how many times ‘iTouch comes up as an iPhone’ is posted before people realise it’s been said already?

By: Robb

Robb — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 19:20:10 +0000

@ #1 TaliaBaybee

If you understood punctuation, you wouldn’t have used a comma splice.

By: dinosaur27

dinosaur27 — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:58:53 +0000

Anything posted from an iPod Touch will say its posted from an iPhone. My friend has a Touch and she posts from it all the time but it says it was posted from an iPhone. So. I’m on Timothy’s side.

By: Zoned

Zoned — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:45:19 +0000

Either way, he got owned.

By: guinevere

guinevere — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:43:33 +0000

Whoops, reread confirms that I am wrong. He says he has no “home phone”. Not sure if that means that he HAS no home phone or he LOST his home phone.

Must do more research.

By: guinevere

guinevere — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:41:57 +0000

@BritishHobette: Um, no…he says he lost his phone. My guess is that he lost the receiver of his cordless home phone. Since he specifically says that he lost his “home phone”.

The reason the kid is getting crap is because his status is marked as being posted from an iPhone. Which is a cell phone.

By: BritishHobette

BritishHobette — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:51:24 +0000

@lostintranslation – he did state he “lost his cell”. He can’t call it because he has no house phone. A lot of people don’t have a house phone these days. And even if he did lose his home phone, he could have paged it.

Anyway @A Girl’s Version of an XBox – these jokes were once funny, many moons ago, but have lost their humour from people overusing them. I’ve probably heard that “black eye” joke about 100 times, from 3 different people. That’s right. The same 3 people have told me the same joke over and over.

By: GoddessDigi

GoddessDigi — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:40:36 +0000

Ooohh, reading comments now (should’ve done that first, lol) and apparently, yes, it does.
So see, unnecessary to be ragging on him.

By: GoddessDigi

GoddessDigi — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:39:09 +0000

Does the iPod Touch give the mobile icon same as the iPhone? Cause if so, explains Timothy’s..
I have a Touch, I must go check this. xD

By: Dr. Azizted-Homicide

Dr. Azizted-Homicide — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:31:14 +0000

curious, i hate people who go to AC DC concerts too.

By: norwegianwood90

norwegianwood90 — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:11:14 +0000

As a guy, I must say this: The stereotyping women thing was somewhat funny during my freshman year of high school. It’s completely stupid now.