Rose, there’s a fine line between dukey’s usage of the word and your name. That being the fact that you are indubitably doucheTASTIC! And Mr. Fuckaroon Von Douche is just a douche who happens to be a fuckaroon. No comparison. Sooo, I vote that douche remain a derogatory name on it’s own.
Menstruation is no laughing matter. In fact, it is sinful to touch a woman during her menstruation. Which is why it is good for you to keep a calender of your wife’s cycle and make sure that she alerts you when the discharge begins.
If a woman has a discharge, and the discharge from her body is blood, she shall be set apart seven days; and whoever touches her shall be unclean until evening. Everything that she lies on during her impurity shall be unclean; also everything that she sits on shall be unclean…If anything is on her bed or on anything on which she sits, when he touches it, he shall be unclean until evening. And if any man lies with her at all, so that her impurity is on him, he shall be unclean seven days; and every bed on which he lies shall be unclean. -Leviticus 15:19-24
@yoink – when you speak, do you actually pronounce “anything” as “any fink”? and “something” as “sumfing”. It seem as if you can’t pronounce your “T’s” properly, but sometimes you can….there’s no consistency to your “dialect”. For example, you say “tonite” (tonight) properly, but shouldn’t it be “tonife”? Also, how is “brayn” pronounced any different than “brain”? It seems as if you just misspelled that one for the sake of it.
@yoink – my mother has been dead for twenty some odd years. I knew you were a bit off, but never pictured you as a necrophiliac. Also, having fantasies about having intercourse with a dead woman against a crucifix is an abomination. I would say I’d pray for you at evening mass tonight, but frankly I’m not sure that anyone’s prayers could save you.
@yoink – you’re a very disturbed person. I know my mother is dead, as I watched her succumb to ovarian cancer 20 years ago. As for my father, he was one of the most pious and virtuous men I have ever met. A true role model as a father and as a man. You apparently lacked a good upbringing and it seems as if you are projecting your shortcomings and troubled family life onto others. There is still time for you to save yourself, but you must be willing to let the Lord into your heart. Please, think about it. You do not want to spend eternity with Lucifer and his minions.
Dan Fargis, Bible thumpers such as yourself make non-believes scoff, and are an embarrassment to believers such as myself. Stomping around and telling people they are wrong is not the way to convince people.
Also, I get so sick of fundamentalists trying to push Jewish tradition on us non-Jewish people as if it were “law.”
@cant_help_but_facepalm – being true to your convictions and spreading God’s word is anything by an “embarrassment”. In fact, no “believer” could truly believe in the word of God and also feel that spreading it is an embarrassment. It is required by God to spread His word, to do otherwise would be to sin. I suggest you re-read Mark 16:15.
@topgeearuperfan – one does not “look to religion”. It is not a crutch. Belief and faith are as much a part of one’s being (if not more so) than his/her physical form.
If you guys would stop your constant stalking of lamebook, and post some american style posts on facebook instead, maybe lamebook would have more posts to choose from – and with it, higher quality. Yup. Go be stupid and douchey at facebook.
I’m norwegian, so I can’t contribute. We’re way too.. Awesome.
Actually, @dan_fargis…@Can’t_help_but_facepalm is right, you are embarrassing those of use believers who know that God does not tell us to shove his word down the throats of others and judge them , for the latter is reserved for him alone. You are not doing your, or anyone elses, faith any favours, especially not God, with your actions.
He says to spread the JOY of his words to others, not be an obnoxious little prat and act like you are better than a non-believer. People like you are the reason God doesn’t talk to us anymore.
3 and 4 were okay and the last one is just well kinda dumb jokes like that are made every time….I sent one in bout my friend saying how his butt was numb and his mom randomly said did u know 2 of ur family members died….but i also had me saying im so sending this to lamebook and him yelling at me oh no your not…well i did but it never got posted….I guess we arent sending good posts in so they use the dumbest they got
and now im back. from cyberspace. I just logged in to find your jeer of my misery on my page. I should have changed my privacy settings, I should have made you type a captcha, if i knew for just one second thatd youd be back to humiliate me.