Wednesday, July 7, 2010


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  1. 1st

  2. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Seriously today sucks, comments and posts.

  3. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    I was first, but I didn’t think this post deserved a Ben.

  4. absolutely right. i give up. farewell

  5. …I thought they were funny. Especially Kevin. That made me laugh.

  6. I thought #3 was pretty good. The first one, I must admit, I don’t get. Bell-end? What does that even mean?

  7. Team Bella? You fucking f*gg*t, there’s no Team Bella, the teams are for the two guys that she likes. Team Edward and Team Jacob. Did you even read the books?

    God, people who like Twilight should just die.


  8. Bell end. As in, phallus.

  9. I think the Twitwats are infecting BritishHobo’s brain…

  10. This place was pretty cool before it got over-run by twelve-year-olds.

  11. Every single time I see the pedobear, I’m going to imagine a quotation box saying, “I pity the pedofool.”

  12. Ah, I get it now. Thanks for the clarification, Rockso!

  13. topgearsuperfan

    Dear Lamebook,
    please, please get some better posts!
    yours sincerely,

  14. krasivaya_devushka

    Today definitely sucks! My car flooded. :( Damn you Midwest weather!!!

  15. i second # 10.

  16. I third it.

    And what is with these people who think “spelt” is a valid spelling for the past tense of spell? SPELT is a type of grain that hippies eat.

  17. 17th.

    That’s all.

  18. Douchetastic the Forned Rose

    Spelt is actually a valid version of “spelled.” It’s in the dictionary as the past tense of spell. If I remember correctly, it’s like “dreamt” and comes from the British English.

  19. If this site had been overrun by twelve year olds, wouldn’t all the posts be abut loving Twilight?

  20. topgearsuperfan

    and justin bieber… GRRR STUPID BOY

  21. I never knew Jonathan Coulton had an older brother named Andy.

  22. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Sorry @Kras. Although if you actually are a krasivaya devushka then the some guy will be along shorty to take care of the car.

  23. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    @Jacob #21 Nice to meet you Mr. Fuckaroon Von Douche

  24. Lamebook needs an enema. A big one. Immediately.

    The posts are one thing, but it’s currently this section that’s really full of shit.

    A lot of great people have left the building, so I implore someone to do something. Who’s got a great big hose?

  25. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    lol, I do word, but you will never guess where it is.

  26. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    also I wouldn’t get anywhere near Lamebook’s ass with it.

  27. Feminist hygiene jokes make me crack up

  28. Douchetastic the Forned Rose

    Dukey, I kindly request that you do not use my name in vain when calling out other posters. ;)

  29. Rose, there’s a fine line between dukey’s usage of the word and your name. That being the fact that you are indubitably doucheTASTIC! And Mr. Fuckaroon Von Douche is just a douche who happens to be a fuckaroon. No comparison. Sooo, I vote that douche remain a derogatory name on it’s own.

  30. Douchetastic the Forned Rose

    You bring up excellent points. I need to remove the forned rose portion of my name again though.

    Care for a glass of Boones Farm?

  31. I liked the ‘I will survive’ one! :)

  32. Ehhhh, I can understand the appeal of Justin Bieber. When I was twelve, I thought pretty boys were the epitome of sex.

    But now I’m so happy with my Yoink baby. ;D

  33. CommentsAtLarge

    OK, the pedofool one made me laugh


    You called?? I kid – totally agree with your sentiment though; the trolls are definitely winning. Don’t leave me alone with them.

  34. hmmm the comments on these post kinda suck today… that is all.

  35. Comments, I’d never leave you. Hold me tight, and we’ll see out this bumpy Lamebook ride together.

  36. Menstruation is no laughing matter. In fact, it is sinful to touch a woman during her menstruation. Which is why it is good for you to keep a calender of your wife’s cycle and make sure that she alerts you when the discharge begins.

    If a woman has a discharge, and the discharge from her body is blood, she shall be set apart seven days; and whoever touches her shall be unclean until evening. Everything that she lies on during her impurity shall be unclean; also everything that she sits on shall be unclean…If anything is on her bed or on anything on which she sits, when he touches it, he shall be unclean until evening. And if any man lies with her at all, so that her impurity is on him, he shall be unclean seven days; and every bed on which he lies shall be unclean. -Leviticus 15:19-24

  37. I don’t know about other girls on here, but I still manage to have a bloody good time.

  38. krasivaya_devushka

    haha dukey, yes there was a guy to the rescue :)

  39. sumfing rong wiv me brayn tonite cant proses anyfink

  40. I thought #s 2, 3, and especially 4 were all pretty enjoyable.

    The comments don’t leave me with a lot to comment on though.

  41. @yoink – when you speak, do you actually pronounce “anything” as “any fink”? and “something” as “sumfing”. It seem as if you can’t pronounce your “T’s” properly, but sometimes you can….there’s no consistency to your “dialect”. For example, you say “tonite” (tonight) properly, but shouldn’t it be “tonife”? Also, how is “brayn” pronounced any different than “brain”? It seems as if you just misspelled that one for the sake of it.

  42. dan fargis i can pronowns ur mums name wen im naylin her agenst the crusifix in ur bedroom

  43. @yoink – my mother has been dead for twenty some odd years. I knew you were a bit off, but never pictured you as a necrophiliac. Also, having fantasies about having intercourse with a dead woman against a crucifix is an abomination. I would say I’d pray for you at evening mass tonight, but frankly I’m not sure that anyone’s prayers could save you.

  44. ur mum lyed shes not dead she faked it so she woodnt hav to put up wiv u sayin shes a sinna for not nowin who ur dad is

  45. @yoink – you’re a very disturbed person. I know my mother is dead, as I watched her succumb to ovarian cancer 20 years ago. As for my father, he was one of the most pious and virtuous men I have ever met. A true role model as a father and as a man. You apparently lacked a good upbringing and it seems as if you are projecting your shortcomings and troubled family life onto others. There is still time for you to save yourself, but you must be willing to let the Lord into your heart. Please, think about it. You do not want to spend eternity with Lucifer and his minions.

  46. topgearsuperfan

    dan_fargis, leave yoink alone… didn’t either of your parents teach you not to bully people?

  47. Didn’t either of yoink’s parents teach him how to spell and/or not to bully someone?

    Yeah man, I can butt into boring-ass arguments and whine too.

  48. topgearsuperfan

    Thanks hobo

  49. Hobo you seem like you’re in a bad mood today. What’s going on?

  50. @topgearsuperfan – if suggesting an unclean and troubled soul find his faith is “bullying” then Jesus himself must have been a bully. Such a suggestion is as ridiculous as it is shameful.

  51. cant_help_but_facepalm

    Dan Fargis, Bible thumpers such as yourself make non-believes scoff, and are an embarrassment to believers such as myself. Stomping around and telling people they are wrong is not the way to convince people.

    Also, I get so sick of fundamentalists trying to push Jewish tradition on us non-Jewish people as if it were “law.”

    I can’t wait to see your posts on Fundies Say the Darndest Things. (

  52. topgearsuperfan

    is there much point in actually arguing with you? To tell you the truth, no there isn’t, you’ve got your opinions and I have mine- sometimes looking to religion isn’t always the best thing…

  53. @36 doesn’t the bible teach you to put a towel down? I find that usually sorts out the whole unclean bed issue.

  54. dan iv had a gud upbringin fanks my parents dint forse me into a cult

  55. @cant_help_but_facepalm – being true to your convictions and spreading God’s word is anything by an “embarrassment”. In fact, no “believer” could truly believe in the word of God and also feel that spreading it is an embarrassment. It is required by God to spread His word, to do otherwise would be to sin. I suggest you re-read Mark 16:15.

    @topgeearuperfan – one does not “look to religion”. It is not a crutch. Belief and faith are as much a part of one’s being (if not more so) than his/her physical form.

  56. an dan even tho ur not getin any lifes got a lot to do wiv sex wivout it the world would not go rownd an u wud not be here actuly sex has got a lot to anser to

  57. CommentsAtLarge


    Almost lost ya in… all this — and if I’m holding you tight, I’m all for the ride being bumpy :)

  58. dirtylittlepretty

    mmm gettin nayled agenst sumfink! nice

  59. @2,3,4,13

    If you guys would stop your constant stalking of lamebook, and post some american style posts on facebook instead, maybe lamebook would have more posts to choose from – and with it, higher quality. Yup. Go be stupid and douchey at facebook.

    I’m norwegian, so I can’t contribute. We’re way too.. Awesome.

  60. Stamps are not cheap! Pfft! They keep raising the prices every year.

  61. Actually, @dan_fargis…@Can’t_help_but_facepalm is right, you are embarrassing those of use believers who know that God does not tell us to shove his word down the throats of others and judge them , for the latter is reserved for him alone. You are not doing your, or anyone elses, faith any favours, especially not God, with your actions.

    He says to spread the JOY of his words to others, not be an obnoxious little prat and act like you are better than a non-believer. People like you are the reason God doesn’t talk to us anymore.

  62. 3 and 4 were okay and the last one is just well kinda dumb jokes like that are made every time….I sent one in bout my friend saying how his butt was numb and his mom randomly said did u know 2 of ur family members died….but i also had me saying im so sending this to lamebook and him yelling at me oh no your not…well i did but it never got posted….I guess we arent sending good posts in so they use the dumbest they got

  63. dan fargis i can pronowns ur mums name wen im naylin her agenst the crusifix in ur bedroom.

    Jesus yoink, that made me spit my soda on the screen!

    I don’t care who you are that’s funny right there! Lord forgive me. (Larry the cable guy)

  64. ur a cabel guyy????? i would not go rownd an say out loud. anit no cabel guy

  65. and now im back. from cyberspace. I just logged in to find your jeer of my misery on my page. I should have changed my privacy settings, I should have made you type a captcha, if i knew for just one second thatd youd be back to humiliate me.

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