Comments on: FTW Friday!

By: ekki

ekki — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 19:15:02 +0000

@ scuter: you’re not required to read the comments. if you continue to read despite getting bored, are you not just aggravating yourself?

By: scuter

scuter — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 11:05:01 +0000

This is an amazing site. Just brilliant…

Not sure I can take much more of this Antarctic Circle guy though – every comment he makes just makes me drowsy and bored.

Dude. Writing. It’s not really your thing. Please cease and desist. Thanking you in advance…

By: Antarctic Circle

Antarctic Circle — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 20:39:46 +0000

Spot on, Jenivere, spot on… hope that made sense to you! *laughs*

By: Jenivere

Jenivere — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 20:06:17 +0000

We’re all anonymous, well most of us anyway, so it matters not. I just like giggling at the differences in some sayings that make no sense over here! At the end of the day, we’re only here to laugh at stupid people, but if occaisionally an interesting conversation arises, let it happen, it balances the clever/dumb ratio in the world.

By: Antarctic Circle

Antarctic Circle — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 19:30:07 +0000

No Gripper, not NZ. Had a few visits there years ago, but that’s all.

Not Irish either, Jenivere! Though I’d like to spend my retired years there, to be honest.

Sorry, didn’t mean to sidetrack this thread and go too far off-topic… and I honestly don’t think it all that important to know the nationality of anyone else here, anyways. It can be fun but often leads to silly stereotyping.

By: Jenivere

Jenivere — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 18:22:05 +0000

Hat tipping? Not UK….that makes you Southern Irish then? Top o’ the mornin’ to ye’!

By: Gripper

Gripper — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 17:04:41 +0000

i ran a proxy on your connection – you’re NZ.

By: Antarctic Circle

Antarctic Circle — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 14:49:03 +0000

Haha Jenivere!

Right, let me try again…. kudo’s to you both!

In a-tipping of my hat,
AC

(PS. If you do wonder about my strange grasp of the English language, I don’t live in the USA, UK, or Australia/NZ. That’s as much as I’ll give away, though I do have an Antarctic heart…)

By: Jenivere

Jenivere — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 08:49:43 +0000

The language barrier has now left me wondering what sort of props these are – for a play? From a film? I hope it’s either lightsabers or spares from a porn set, or even better both to make a truly terrible parody…

By: Antarctic Circle

Antarctic Circle — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 07:17:07 +0000

@ Jenivere & Maralie … now that’s how to conduct a civil internet conversation! Props to you both – and I do not mean that in a “let’s kick it” chat-up kind of way either…!

By: Sensible Madness

Sensible Madness — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 05:25:38 +0000

@Anitalaff you assured me our correspondence would be kept strictly confidential.

By: Anitalaff

Anitalaff — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 04:09:41 +0000

How about this one?

“Hi sexy. Write back and then we’ll see how many times I can make you squirt before you faint.”

Yeah that was the opening line

By: Insane

Insane — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 01:29:02 +0000

Haha pick up lines? Does anyone use pick up lines anymore, let alone one’s that aren’t cheesy and scare people off? And trying to pick up via the internet is so wrong. Bill needs to design and implement a computer that can slap a person with a newspaper and tell them ‘NO!’ when it detects the user flirting cheesily on the internet.

By: Maralie

Maralie — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 23:47:42 +0000

@Jenivere:
Yeah, ‘suave’ lines are so brilliant.
P.S. I’ll gladly wear that medal! It’s all easy to understand, just as long as it doesn’t have anything under the lines of “…i prolly added u to see how u looked,” I’m perfectly well off.

By: Jenivere

Jenivere — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 23:39:22 +0000

You deserve a medal for understanding the immense amount of rubbish I spout sometimes, bravo Maralie and I’m not being sarcastic either! Some idiots are always idiots though, it’s hardly exposing them when they can barely conceal their complete lack of braincells…chat up lines have to be the funniest of them by far though

By: Maralie

Maralie — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 23:34:45 +0000

@Jenivere:
I completely understand you. When my cousin from Boston said that she’d hit someone up, the last thing on my mind didn’t involve her calling somebody.
The internet only exposes some idiots for who they really are, and it’s quite funny to take part in the spectacle.

By: Jenivere

Jenivere — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 21:31:23 +0000

Maybe it’s just the language barrier, being from the UK where we speak English not English(American), but if a guy asked me if I wanted to “kick it” with him I’d have to answer either “sorry, I don’t play football” or “I’m not into that kind of thing…”

For the record though over the internet some guys seem a lot more cocky and try the most ridiculous lines. I was once randomly added on msn probably via my old myspace page or something like that and a bloke opened the conversation with something along the lines of “hi, where are you from? want to meet up sometime? do you like anal?” all in the opening sentences. He was very quickly met with a “Sod off, you’re blocked.” The internet brings out the worst in people, but at least we can still have a laugh at their expense.

By: finally

finally — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 17:28:23 +0000

hahahaha sara ftw, andrew totally deserved that!

By: MNic

MNic — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 17:28:10 +0000

@DukeGuy -that’s a pretty dumb stereotype to put on someone based on their name… were you dumped hard core by a Sara? Because of all the 8 Sara’s/Sarah’s I’ve known, none of them were wenches. All stereotypes based on names are stupid… unless it’s Mercedes… stupid wench…

By: FlapjacksAreAmazing

FlapjacksAreAmazing — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 17:19:49 +0000

ah Andrew.. you should be so deserving of a Darwin award…

By: Pashta

Pashta — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 16:53:46 +0000

But it’s funny as hell to you guys when someone calls a girl a fat ass huh? Hypocrites..

By: Colin Sich

Colin Sich — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 11:51:45 +0000

It’s Archie & Veronica Move to the Projects.

Oh my days! Remember when kids would try to speak with adult sophistication and eloquence? Now they all wanna sound like a pimp. “sup, dawwg!”

By: Antarctic Circle

Antarctic Circle — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 11:28:08 +0000

I’d love to know the “backstory” to this. My guess is that Andrew logged into facebook late one night, after a boozy binge on pizzas, donuts and a dozen Bud Lights. While scratching his balls and burping away in front of his computer, he trawled the college network and came across Sara and a few other “hot” chicks, judging by their profile pictures.

The next morning Sara quickly checked her facebook before rushing to write her exams for the day, and just confirmed Andrew’s friend request without checking up on him first. Andrew slept late (hopefully without missing any exam papers), and couldn’t really remember what he did the previous night.

A week later Sara was overjoyed at having finished her finals. And Andrew was still looking for his first experience of sex.

By: DukeGuy

DukeGuy — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 11:09:29 +0000

Anyone called Sara is a bitch anyway, though fat Andy is a dirt-bag and deserves all he got.

And I wish I was friends with one of the Duke brothers like Sara

By: kiwi

kiwi — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 10:34:28 +0000

This is amazing

By: Chinchillazilla

Chinchillazilla — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 06:10:44 +0000

I love Bo, not least because he makes me think of a fluffy dog. Also because he shot that fucker DOWN.

By: Anitalaff

Anitalaff — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 02:32:11 +0000

This is why I moved off-campus in a HURRY. Morons, all around. There is no point in trying differentiate between them. Where do you even BEGIN with these people?

By: unbrokenn

unbrokenn — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 02:11:42 +0000

@Alijacket

Uh, it says right there that Andrew added Sara. Reading comprehension is your friend!

By: Dr_Know

Dr_Know — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 02:09:44 +0000

Um no Alijacket – Sara was added by Andrew, making him a creepy loser.

Not to mention he posted such an insulting thing on a pretty important update. That update should be filled with congratualtions etc etc. not – who are you? Who does that? Seriously if you don’t know the person just delete them…

By: Buttercup

Buttercup — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 01:27:50 +0000

LMAO