Sorry, Skinny Nonny, my brainpower comes and goes, but which stereotype are we referring to?
And @dontlooknow, no kudos for tiger, he did it wrong, cause, if the nessecary caution was acted out, NO ONE would’ve had to find out about his dirty little secrets…
Here is something interesting i came across on news 24…. Hugh Hefner came to Tiger’s defense saying, and i quote “I think the only surprise in it, quite frankly, is that anybody would be surprised. If you’re a good-looking guy and young and healthy, the notion that there would be something else going on, well, marriage is just a convenience. It’s very nice for raising kids, but the notion that monogamy lasts forever is a wish!”
I love self depricating and racial humour. But for some reason it’s not as funny when it’s said by someone of the racial background that they’re mocking. Like an irish guy saying an irish joke, not as funny…. bleugh. I need to laugh. Someone make me laugh puh-leeeze? I have had a shit shit shit day.
@Svetlana: We figure the stereotype comes from the fact that Asians can’t seem to be able to drive well whilst other cars are on the road, in motion or parked.
I don’t see how the Asian side could have crashed the car, when the natural order of crime is: the black side would have bitched slapped the asian side and taken that mother fucking wheel to get some chicken waffles!
Tiger’s only mistake was getting married in the first place. If I were that rich and that young and that attractive (don’t you judge me), I would have at least 3 chicks in every town on call 24x7x365 just waiting for me to call so they could come over and pleasure me wherever I may be, at any time of the day or night.
What’s the point of working that hard to be that rich and successful if you aren’t going to use it to get poontang on demand?
@KAOSS
I know what you mean, but the only safe and acceptable racial humour is exclusively the prerogative of the races involved: a prime example would be the classic traditional American/Jewish comedians. Anyone else tries to pull that shit in public, and The Anti Defamation League would have their balls on a charge of antisemitism.
@SeeBea
Irish jokes – old tradition, in the UK we tell the same jokes about the Irish as US citizens tell about Polish people. God knows why, both races tend to have a canny wisdom about them in my experience.
But if you’re in the USA, it wouldn’t surprise me to know you’d never heard any humor based on how dumb Paddies are supposed to be – I imagine it would be downright dangerous to tell Irish jokes in New York . . .
*rimshot*
An Asian lady almost ran me over last week. Her huge SUV against my Jetta. Not the first time that’s happened, either. AND she SMILED and WAVED at me while she did it and I was putting my car in reverse to keep her from plowing into me – ON A BUSY STREET.
Sensible Madness’s madness was sensible! And entertaining!!!
@ #’s 38 & 37: I don’t see the Asian fighting for the car. I see the Asian too busy tracking down a little black dog (they’re the juiciest) or cat, while the Blackie goes to get his chicken waffles. Everybody wins!!!
@Thesaurapist 13F: Polish jokes? there is not anything funny about Poland or Polaks. I know several persons of Polish heritage and they are not funny. What is funny so about a nations who’s entire cavalry arm was defeated in WW 2 simply by turning off the carousel? and what is so funny about a nation of people who cannot even use ice because the woman with the recipe died? It’s just sad…sad sad sad.
@Svetlana: It’s hot that “sad” is what you do. But now I see that you may have meant that what you do is sad. So, achieved my normal state of not knowing what the hell is going on exactly, left to make it up as I go along…the story of my life. I’m still not clear on the IDK thing.
Besides, whipping seems kind of racist.
Big soft love? Awe, lemme give you a hug, and accidentally kiss and caress you where it matters. IDK = I don’t know. Oh, and I get how you could missinterperet that… It’s sad that you don’t do whipping…
But I just do sex in general… Be it nice and soft, or hard and passionate…
And I am sure I’d love every second.
Remember though, Svetlana, what Spock said; “…you may find that ‘having’ is not so pleasing a thing, after all, as ‘wanting.’ It is not logical, but it is often true.”
@ Insane : Unfortunately a douche called Kenny Chan or wtf ever totally pulled all the pleasure I have received from my escapades with SeaBea by losing his sense of humour. I smite him.
There there, Insane, there are ways and means to deal with such people. Fear not, I smite him, and all his wrong doing, in a public forum… REVENGE IS MINE!!! Bwuahahahahahahahaha! *Insert evil grin here*
Nguyen is pronounced as “yoo-en” with a slight nasal accent at the start.
And asians that immigrate to nations with very wide roads and access to large cars generally become bad drivers, mainly because a lot of asian cities are cramped and over crowded.
Svetlana, you rock. You’re hilarious, and with the amount of comments you post, its like you live on here. Good career choice. LOL jkjkjk but still, you are amazing.
lamebook is up early
First!!! My Life is complete, fuck this im going for some eggs.
That failed.. the eggs are on hold..
Sorry, but according to Fast and the Furious “Tokyo Drift” Asians are brilliant drivers… LOL, but it was made in Hollywood…
And not all black people are adulterers… and isn’t Facebook supposed to be about yourself (sic)
I am killing myself. Right. Back to the Vodka.
I assume Nguyen is an asian name?!
So which side of him scored with all those lovelies?
Sounds African…
The black side… LOL!
Then I wonder which side of him is the champion golfer…
Nguyen is an asian name
Nguyen is usually a Vietnamese surname.
Pronounced almost like “when”, actually.
Cool, so where did that comment come from? Would I be retarted if I asked: Do asians drive badly?
retarted no, retarded? yes
@bunni – first day? retarted is an inside lamebook joke. Check the older posts, but it’s okay, I forgive you!
@Antarctic: Appreciating your earlier work and troll-slaying efforts.
Right, now let’s get back to being unfaithful to our wives and crashing our cars.
What a rip-off. Wanda sykes said that on tv…
I say kudos to tiger!
^
I’m baffled as to why you would ever invest time watching Wanda Sykes.
@ Svetlana: it’s a common stereotype (that’s not so common anymore it seems).
Sorry, Skinny Nonny, my brainpower comes and goes, but which stereotype are we referring to?
And @dontlooknow, no kudos for tiger, he did it wrong, cause, if the nessecary caution was acted out, NO ONE would’ve had to find out about his dirty little secrets…
Where I live it’s not only the deer that cause car accidents it’s Asians and deer or possible Asian deer.
Svetlana is a pretty sexy name.
LOL @ SeeBea… It’s my russian evil alter ego’s name…
I like whipping if your interested…
@Svetlana
true. He should have covered his tracks better. Pssh silly golfer!!
Whipping aye?
@ Svetlana Pass me the vodka darling… These people drive me to drink..
@Psycho Ed – Random, very random…
@dontlooknow – Wouldn’t you love to know what the leathers and the whipping entails…
not even close to lame. NEXT!
Here is something interesting i came across on news 24…. Hugh Hefner came to Tiger’s defense saying, and i quote “I think the only surprise in it, quite frankly, is that anybody would be surprised. If you’re a good-looking guy and young and healthy, the notion that there would be something else going on, well, marriage is just a convenience. It’s very nice for raising kids, but the notion that monogamy lasts forever is a wish!”
Let’s set our standards a wee bit lower than this rimshot.
I love self depricating and racial humour. But for some reason it’s not as funny when it’s said by someone of the racial background that they’re mocking. Like an irish guy saying an irish joke, not as funny…. bleugh. I need to laugh. Someone make me laugh puh-leeeze? I have had a shit shit shit day.
@Mark Lee, who is a rimshot, Psycho Ed, or Tiger?
I’ve been through marraige. Monogomy is a myth.
@ Svetlana: you asked about where the comment came from about Asians driving badly. Maybe I got wooshed?
Ah, now that took a while, my apologies Nonny
@Svetlana: We figure the stereotype comes from the fact that Asians can’t seem to be able to drive well whilst other cars are on the road, in motion or parked.
And sadly, I am not into “whipping”.
@Mark Lee: “rim shot” is that like a ring piece?
@KAOSS: There are Irish jokes?
@ SeeBea.. Don’t get the rimshot bit either.. Heard the words rimjob and rimming before.. But never rimshot
I don’t see how the Asian side could have crashed the car, when the natural order of crime is: the black side would have bitched slapped the asian side and taken that mother fucking wheel to get some chicken waffles!
@ Insane…Whatchoo talkin’ ’bout Willis?
I don’t know Insane, Asians are pretty sneaky.
#35, he is likely referring to all the lame racist jokes in the post and the ensuing comments.
“Rimshot” is really not that uncommon. Google it.
@Bucky: what’s “Google”?
@ Seabea.. Go to http://www.google.com and type in the search box what is google.. See what it says
Seabea, it is a fantastic and wondrous number followed by 100 zeroes. Googol it.
@ Bucky.. LOL.. Nerd.. You know that a google is a number and not a search engine.. LOL
Tiger’s only mistake was getting married in the first place. If I were that rich and that young and that attractive (don’t you judge me), I would have at least 3 chicks in every town on call 24x7x365 just waiting for me to call so they could come over and pleasure me wherever I may be, at any time of the day or night.
What’s the point of working that hard to be that rich and successful if you aren’t going to use it to get poontang on demand?
Sensible’s comment certainly makes sense to me
Sensible Madness, Those are called Hookers. And even you can receive ’round the clock treatment!
@KAOSS
I know what you mean, but the only safe and acceptable racial humour is exclusively the prerogative of the races involved: a prime example would be the classic traditional American/Jewish comedians. Anyone else tries to pull that shit in public, and The Anti Defamation League would have their balls on a charge of antisemitism.
@SeeBea
Irish jokes – old tradition, in the UK we tell the same jokes about the Irish as US citizens tell about Polish people. God knows why, both races tend to have a canny wisdom about them in my experience.
But if you’re in the USA, it wouldn’t surprise me to know you’d never heard any humor based on how dumb Paddies are supposed to be – I imagine it would be downright dangerous to tell Irish jokes in New York . . .
*rimshot*
An Asian lady almost ran me over last week. Her huge SUV against my Jetta. Not the first time that’s happened, either. AND she SMILED and WAVED at me while she did it and I was putting my car in reverse to keep her from plowing into me – ON A BUSY STREET.
So I’m pretty sure it’s not a stereotype
@luluchacha – I created an account specifically to say that Wanda Sykes said that. I’m glad someone else pointed that out!
One of my asian relations has an interesting scale for driving skills.
She sets the bar at, “What? Nobody died”.
Nguyen must have a sense of humour. Me like.
@Sensible Madness: you, sir, are my hero for this month.
Sensible Madness’s madness was sensible! And entertaining!!!
@ #’s 38 & 37: I don’t see the Asian fighting for the car. I see the Asian too busy tracking down a little black dog (they’re the juiciest) or cat, while the Blackie goes to get his chicken waffles. Everybody wins!!!
it’s not racist because Nguyen is an asian last name. that’s good.
@Thesaurapist 13F: Polish jokes? there is not anything funny about Poland or Polaks. I know several persons of Polish heritage and they are not funny. What is funny so about a nations who’s entire cavalry arm was defeated in WW 2 simply by turning off the carousel? and what is so funny about a nation of people who cannot even use ice because the woman with the recipe died? It’s just sad…sad sad sad.
Tiger may be black,
But I thought he had orange
stripes, not yellow ones.
There is a “I slept with Tiger Woods” group on Facebook. That didn’t take long at all! LMFAO
@SeeBea
Sad, It’s what I do… be it mentally or physically…
LOL @ Mr Haiku!
Of course one of the most depressing things about the Poles is their long list of great Naval heroes.
@Svetlana: that’s hot
@SeeBea : It’s hot that I whip people but you’re not into it??
Do you like it rough or don’t you??
@Svetlana: It’s hot that “sad” is what you do. But now I see that you may have meant that what you do is sad. So, achieved my normal state of not knowing what the hell is going on exactly, left to make it up as I go along…the story of my life. I’m still not clear on the IDK thing.
Besides, whipping seems kind of racist.
I’m all about lots of big soft love baby. :-*
Big soft love? Awe, lemme give you a hug, and accidentally kiss and caress you where it matters. IDK = I don’t know. Oh, and I get how you could missinterperet that… It’s sad that you don’t do whipping…
But I just do sex in general… Be it nice and soft, or hard and passionate…
Yeah, see you don’t know either. It is a stumper.
And I am sure I’d love every second.
Remember though, Svetlana, what Spock said; “…you may find that ‘having’ is not so pleasing a thing, after all, as ‘wanting.’ It is not logical, but it is often true.”
SeeBea – A Trekkie Fan! Marry me
Hmmmm proposed to by an anonymous and complete stranger from a online board that makes fun of others…oh what the hell…YES!
I smell a Tyra show coming.
Hahaha Don’t you mean Oprah, she’s still here for another year…
And 10 years from now, we will open the time capsule, re-visit the website, and mock ourselves…
@SeaBea & Svetlana: What about The Ellen show? Doesn’t she get a thought? Also can I be your maid of honour?
@ Insane : Unfortunately a douche called Kenny Chan or wtf ever totally pulled all the pleasure I have received from my escapades with SeaBea by losing his sense of humour. I smite him.
Unfortunately, the wedding is off. :’(
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
KennyChin must die!!!!
I am sorry to hear that Svetlana, I really *tear* am *bursts out crying*!
There there, Insane, there are ways and means to deal with such people. Fear not, I smite him, and all his wrong doing, in a public forum… REVENGE IS MINE!!! Bwuahahahahahahahaha! *Insert evil grin here*
I just scarred the cat with a huge LOL. Get the Chin mistro Svetlana!
@ Svetlana… You cheating on me again baby.. Shall i sign the papers then and let you be free?
If you feel the need to set me free, so be it, I do not “belong” to anyone.
Yet, I am everybodies keeper.
@ Svetlana.. Just remember… You said “I DO”… By the way… I am taking the dogs with me..
In your wildest dreams did I say that… but you just keep telling yourself that!
@ Svetlana… Shall i fax you the marriage certificate? Did u convieniently lose your copy..?
@ Svetlana… I am sure they have an MS Word template.. Sure i can make 1 up… So when we doing lunch again.. Haven’t seen u in a while..
Yet again, another person that does not seem to know where the Douche section on this web page is.
Nguyen is pronounced as “yoo-en” with a slight nasal accent at the start.
And asians that immigrate to nations with very wide roads and access to large cars generally become bad drivers, mainly because a lot of asian cities are cramped and over crowded.
Flapjacks, you totally just made my week, I never knew how to pronounce that. You are officially my hero.
Svetlana, you rock. You’re hilarious, and with the amount of comments you post, its like you live on here. Good career choice. LOL jkjkjk but still, you are amazing.
@hellzyeahdouche15 – Thanks a million… let’s see how deep the rabbit hole goes…