Are you freakin kidding me? Obama has been president for over a year, how long has “Jenna” been saying Bush is VP and why has no one corrected the poor girl? OMG… I guess they’ll let her say whatever she wants as long as she is an expert on those “nut jobs”.
Once upon a time, “Trophy Wife” meant a beautiful woman who had her own career and her own money and took care of herself and judged you as worthy to wed her. Now “Trophy Wife” means “Hooker Got Married”.
once upon an always “Trophy Wife” meant pretty woman who did nothing but sit around and take your money because that’s all she can do. Hence the word “trophy”, which just sits on a shelf and looks good and shows the owner’s (in this case a man) accomplishments…hurp durp
douchey does seem like a good choice for #4…except that it’s a picture of 2 guys and it says SEX on it…hrmmmmmm. i’m gonna have to go with gay based on the aforementioned fact. perhaps that is the DOH… Is this by chance Jeremy Camp, the Christian singer?
@pretendr..I’m assuming your trying to insult me…Hey I’m pro gay dudes. More gay guys more women available for me. As a straight guy, I sure as hell do not understand the attraction..just like I don’t know why a douchebag would enjoy a snuggie and “Desperate Housewives”
Since they appear to be brothers stating things that they like as words on the picture, I didn’t see it as gay at all- unless you’re using the definition based on it being stupid. Hence why it looks like a couple of douche-nuggets to me.
As a note, those who are vehemently homophobic tend to slant that way, and are just overcompensating.
Come now, you have to admit..the flamboyant, effeminate gay guys are just as douchy as redneck trailer park trash. Two dudes sporting Camp Bros making a text montage about “things/acts” is pretty damn flamboyant and highly unlikely to be done by any dudes except teenage posers or artsy gay dudes. Didn’t see Dating Prom queen and graduating in the text.
Camp Bros- we like the finer things in life, like wine, cigars, and snow leopards. LOL. Reminds me of the Monty Python Lumberjack song, where he starts singing about wearing womens clothing.
As a chick it looks like a come on to girls to me still, and not a guy dude thing. It’s like “hey, I have box seats to the opera, and I like the better things in life, come jump on my cock.” – but to a chick…
@pretendr..nope..consider myself confident and not likely to change to PC ways…Still you retarded to describe stupid. Midget to describe midgets and all the other varied words that the over sensitive population has deemed “hurtful”. I.E. renaming the yellow line of Atlanta transit system Gold because it goes thru an Asian community is retarded or gay. Retired before 40 and don’t need to kiss anyone’s ass to get along.
LOL, Positive on both counts. IQ=142, Never even a bromance. Guys just don’t do it for me not even a little bit. Hold ZERO ill will for gays but, get over yourself it’s an oddity. Much like Armed Forces will always be called baby killers in some quarters. You can whine and insult or just ignore your perception and attribute it to a someone who’s opinion that doesn’t matter to you. Put on your big girl panties and grow up.
Haha! firmen are just people too… I used to be a first responder and that unwritten rule isnt really true… Just like the myth of hot nurses… Not that there arent any, just not at the ratio of our fantasies
In high school, I was the coolest. I had the one-line beard and all the friends possible. Chicks used to blow me at parties, just because they wanted to be near me and my fleece jacket. I wasn’t a jock, and the football players all hated me, but screw them, I had my crew and we ruled that place.
I’m out of high school now and I work as a grocery bagger at Kroger and my manager is a total tool. He hates it when I slick my hair back or leave it all the way up like a retarded Edward Cullin. Wait, is that redundant?
Anyway, I still go out on the nights that I don’t have to work, throwing on my black turtleneck, gay looking scarf, and that same fleece jacket that I’ve been rocking out for almost a decade now. I still live at home, so I can blow my money on anything/everything that I want, and trust me, I do.
I love to live life to its fullest, what can I say? I eat nothing but filet mignon and drink scotch and smoke cigars. I laugh at the people that don’t belong in my company and then I have sex with their girlfriends (or a menage a trois, if he’s cute enough).
I can’t help being who I am… I get a manicure every week and flirt with the Korean woman that’s doing my nails. I pretend to play tennis and talk about operas that I research on wikipedia to make myself feel better.
But the one thing that really sets me apart from everyone else is the snow leopard that I have tied up in my room. I mean, come on… whenever you think of wealth and affluence, what do you think of? Hell ya, snow leopards!
@ Mykl42….oh….. well thank you for catching me up to speed….yea these guys are totally experts in the art of pp fencing…..who wants filet mignon….. real men eat brontosaurus burgers!!!…and crap outside!….
i’m pretty sure the camp bros pic was just putting lots of rich people stuff up and trying to look fancy and sophisticated…but i’ve been wrong before. once. i thought i was wrong but i was really right, so i was wrong about thinking i was wrong.
the couple in no.1 are definately baylor freshmen, they have that naive look about them. plus they have no idea what’s going on in the background.
and i’m going to say no.4 is a joke bc when you look at it that way, it’s actually pretty funny.
Haha! Hey I like nurses… My wife is a surgical tech… I just saying the ratio isnt like our fantasies… Next time you are at work look around and you will see (although I think scrubs look hot on chic… Then again I’m wierd)
And dont worry… I’m in the profession where people assume I have pocket protectors and tape on my glasses… Noone thinks, its an unwritten rule that engineers are hot, lol
Well I’ll give you that slimjayz re the attractive ratio thing.
That goes for almost any profession save for a few.
I know all fireman aren’t hot, but for the most part, when they’re in all their gear, it usually makes them look sexy.
Except for him up there in the picture, he don’t!
I always loved to watch Spanish soap operas and translate it myself even though I did not speak spanish at the time. I also love to insert dialogues into pictures, which I will do for you now with the GW Bush picture…
John Kerry: I want that seat. I want that seat. You are going down, you little whining bitch…
Bald Guy in back: Why am I here? Where did my hair go? Wonder how much hair plugs are these days….
President Bush: Look at me, I am sitting! Wanna watch me spin around really fast until I throw up? That would be super swell!
Woman: The American public is right, he is an idiot. Can you do me a favor and just shoot me, John?
@deanna: Really…? If they aren’t seriously gay than they might wanna rethink writing camp all over their shit when they posing for photos. I get it, it’s a surname thing, but didn’t incessant mockery at high school clue them into it’s double meaning? Flexible definitions of the word camp aside, why are two brothers adding text like “sex” into the mix? He is also wearing a particularly “campy” cravat, and I don’t mean it’s a family scarf.
Maybe the fireman is the missing piece of the camp bros menage a trios…?
He can pose for a photo before he hoses the bears off… who are not the only ones who need a cold shower by the looks of some of these comments…
Jenna could be Jenna Bush… look into the presidential crystal ball America.
The woman in the Bush photo is Karen Hughes, who dropped out of politics to actually raise her own child! Bald dwarf in rear (!) is the nefarious Carl Rove, Mr. “Family Values” who just divorced. The guy in front is NOT John Kerry, but I cannot make out who he is. This should have been posted under the “Douchebags and Baguettes” heading.
Babycat: I’m gonna assume PosterformerlyknownasTristan knew that (benefit of the doubt), yeah if I was filling in the blanks on a thought bubble above Carl Rove’s head it’d involve a monologue on wanting to be Dick Cheney so bad, or building a Deathstar or how it’s my gay dad’s fault I have megalomania (Gay dad bit is true for the record).
I think she’s trying to teach him to spell. Or which way is the right way up when you hold a book.
I mean it wouldn’t surprise me to learn it, but why would Bush and Kerry hang out…? Unless you know, they are in some kind of secret socie… *some text missing*
@alproshazan: “Camp” is not slang for “gay” over here in the States, at least these guys don’t know that. They have money, took this picture while living in Italy, and decided to add words that equal $$$$$ all over their picture. Maybe statements like, “We love boobies” or “We love having sex with women” would have been better, but then again, what would everyone discuss.
Well, to me it looks like John Kerry so I went with it. I am sure that they have met and had meetings.
I do want to thank Babycat for filling in the names though, putting names to pictures is great, but Carl back there looks completely lost while the John Kerry-looking guy is sending hateful subliminal messages of death to Da Bush-dog, yo.
…words that equal $$$$?… like Tennis? Does that mean that they pay for sex?
So you know them, they sound like high rollers… I’m always impressed with expensive sounding words.
“We love having sex with women” would’ve maybe help to set it straight (Pun intended) as opposed to the slightly more ambiguous superimposition of the word sex over a picture of you and your brother. But hey, you said it, it gives me something to laugh at. I just wish I had thought of writing caviar and jets and yachts and box seats on my photos first.
Tristan are you really sure that they have met and had meetings? You must have some top secret dossier or something… Skull n Bones secret society, as in google it.