Facebook posts like this made me want to hurl and kill someone with fire and take his tiny little gonads and put them in a vice and make him swallow dynamite so his guts end up painting the walls of the tiny tool shed i have out the back which i built for just such an eventuality and when hes dead i will raise my fists to the sky and scream like a banshee for eva eva eva eva eva eva eva eva eva eva eva eva eva eva eva xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
This guy saying he wants to have seven kids is clearly the type of future dead beat daddy that won’t stick around for the first couple months of the first child’s live. What is with so man lame posts having very little grasp of the english language. There is spellcheck… it’s maddening.
Boz (yeah and everyone else) ur comments make me so happy im jus crying as Im writing this retarded post, lamebook is the funniest site i have eva loved its my new babyy i dont think i wanna be marrie when im 22 coz i already passed that age and 7 kids are sooooo many but at 22 every year you can have them all by 30 coz ure a gawjus angel sexy princess that I never wanna meet eva eva eva eva eva eva eva eva grwwhhhaaaaaagghhh (thats me throwin up)xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx!!!!
what the fuck is a jayden anyways? what happened to names like anna, and steve? i get it, they’re trying to be creative and unique. let’s take a really popular name and change the first letter. that’ll fool them.
babe im so sorry babe but we just cant be together anymore gawjus babe prince angel bubba its just that after that nausea indducing paragraph babe my friends have all started teasing me about what a pussy my boyfriend is babe im sorry babe i know you wanted to marry me and sit together watching the sunset with our 7 children as you cried on my shoulder babe but i just cant quite understand how were gonna make babies babe seeing as you clearly have no testosterone in your sexy body beautiful gawjus babe but i still love you for eva eva eva eva eva.
I am pretty sure we should notify the folks at Guinness. That has got to be the longest run-on sentence ever. Oh, and I would stake money on the fact that he was cutting himself while crying and typing that message.