Monday, November 2, 2009

Flush Little Baby

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  1. well – she does look like a floating terd?!?

  2. JAMINE IS A GOOOOCH!

  3. That’s disgusting. What a dumb mother.

  4. pee-pee go down the hoooole

    pee-pee go down the hoooole

  5. Who is gonna be the Mum of The Year ? This one or the Pumpkin lady?

  6. i never thought i’d read the comment “why is my great-niece in a toilet?”

  7. Really, Quintaveius? This picture is nasty? You are one to talk with your profile pic of you and two children flipping of the camera.

  8. “she can’t drown!”.. yeah shes probably using your shit in the bowl as a float.. dumb mum

  9. *off – Please don’t hurt me.

  10. watch it emmz he’ll cap you in the knees.. him or one of his 1,350 gangsta friends

  11. LOL! How the hell do people not see how fucking stupid and retarded the things they do are! Collegehumour got it first though, see here: http://bit.ly/3lMgtP

  12. so thaaat’s where black people come from.

  13. How much do you want to bet that she just wiped her legs off, when she took her out of the toilet?

    “Don’t worry about antibacterial soap, I flushed before I put her in there, so her legs are clean.”

  14. One would think that it would be common sense to not post a picture of your naked child on a toilet. Also, little known fact- regardless of how cute you think your kid is, most people that agree with you are just being nice.

  15. At least her friends pretty much told her that’s fucked up.

    I can imagine getting hurt by being in a toilet, even if you can’t drown. Especially if you’re that small – what if one of her feet got stuck down there?

    Not to mention the whole “gross” factor.

  16. She dropped one of the Cosby kids off at the pool!

  17. this post is so stereo typing…just look at the first few names…hahahaha

  18. Two Worlds – I love you for Tiny Toons reference!

  19. I’m a laquita banana and I’m here to say, I eat laquita bananas each and every day!

  20. Heather, It’s not really cool to be racist in this day an age you know.

  21. LOL!!!

  22. And I don’t mean cool as in the yank way suggesting sociable acceptability, I mean it the normal way, well, not the normal way is in below room temperature, but you get what I mean, maybe.

  23. This belongs on STFU, Parents

  24. How is that racist? Poop is small and brown. That baby is small and brown. Did I miss something?

  25. STFU parents is a disorganized piece of shit website. LAMEBOOK FOREVER!!!!

  26. It’s true…. that Quintaveius dude’s profile pic is of him and his probably 1 and 2 year old flipping of the camera. Classy.

  27. once again, i dont see anything too bad about this pic. Toilet bowls are pretty clean unless you dont flush them, so i dont get what everyone is stressing about. Doorknobs are dirtier for goodness sake. Chill out people.

  28. no way, it’s not cool OR socially acceptable to be racist. It’s probably not below room temperature either.

  29. Matt, have you ever actually cleaned our toilet? That is definitely not the case.

  30. *your Fucking y key

  31. ALSO I find it funny that because Quintavieus is black, he is so easily found on Facebook….because he is THE ONLY Quintavieus on teh interw3bz. THE ONLY ONE

  32. I was gonna say what Lulz just said then I thought nah… :D

    Quintavieus??? what kind of name is that?

  33. I think we need to hear from Booneefa, Kineesha, Laquanda and Boshantee before we make any more conclusions as to the baby’s safety…

  34. wtf? :D

  35. I do that with my kid

  36. @Mike, yeah, you missed the short bus…but if you hurry, they’ll probably wait.

  37. My people sometimes make me sad.

  38. Jasmine’s just dropping the kids off at the pool…
    Oh how appropriate.
    In a slightly unrelated aside, where the hell do people get names like Quintaveius and LaQuita?!

  39. @Jelly

    It’s called other cultures.

    Where did names like John, David and Steve come from?

  40. Stop using @ to refer to people on here. That only works on twitter, you idiots.

  41. Cameron you are an idiot. STFUParents rocks. One of the best ideas for a website out there besides STFUMarrieds and Lamebook.

  42. At morons breeding
    how am I retarded? Can you explain why that is racist? Is it because making a joke that relates to a person’s skin tone is racist? It’s a physical feature. If I made a joke about someone’s big nose (or in your case: lack of intelligence) would that be racist too? You are being racist by making it out to be a racist joke. If it was a really pale kid and someone said it looked like Casper, is that racist? Shut your fucking face until you think things out. It is people like you that spread all this politically correct bullshit that is leading to degression of the human race.

  43. Let me specify, relates to their skin tone in a non-hateful way. Which that joke was. It was non-hateful.

  44. Starkeisha Ponette La Donshay

    Tidy, It’s called mass stupidity. Taking 2 or more names and mashing them together has nothing to do with culture and has more to do with a missing chromosome.

  45. Soulja Boy Tell 'Em

    That was hard to read. But worth reading.

  46. Probably not that dangerous, but still kind of weird.

  47. not dangerous if the parent is there when she did it…not that gross unless you dont flush your toilet and never scrub it. it would make me laugh if my baby did it, but i surely wouldnt let him stay in there to take a picture or put it on facebook!

  48. This is only cute until the kid develops some sort of intestinal parasite.

  49. Well Tidy, names like John, David, and Steve are all of Biblical origin. John being a derivative of the Hebrew word meaning “Yaweh is gracious,” David is probably taken from the Hebrew word for “beloved” and was also the name of the greatest king of Israel, and Steve is short for Stephen which became a popular name in the Christian world due to the story of a deacon named Stephen who was stoned to death in an act of martyrdom. However, names like Quintaveius, LaQuita, and Amadu have no discernible etymology as far as I can tell. So yeah I guess in their case it is just a “culture” thing

  50. No. Black people just make up names. It’s really easy to do, too. My friends mom delivered babies a while back, and this black lady no lie named her kid Fallopian. Like the tube. Jaquarius. Jarnavieus. Damarion. Zaqueesha. Dacamryon. There. Done.

  51. So I thought…..this is were black people come from.

  52. Amadu conquered Timbuktu! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seku_Amadu

  53. revolting

  54. Is this some new method of Toilet training?

  55. Is this a continuation of that movie “Ghoulies”? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089200/

  56. Yes, Mike, have you not read “What to Expect From Your Toddler”?? New kind of toilet training…

  57. At least all her friends are calling her on how stupid this is.

    “I thinks its cute and funny!”

  58. http://ihatejade.com/?id=ayrkjvfwh9o66zb449z4cz8uncaf0u

  59. Shit=Gross Baby in shit broth=Cute?

    I fail to see the connection.

  60. Geonardo DiMetrio

    Re: black people making up names for their kids: I don’t blame ‘em. I wouldn’t want to use names from the culture that MADE MY PEOPLE INTO SLAVES either.

    It’s kinda like getting your last name legally changed to something else because your dad was an abusive dickhead and you don’t want to be associated with him.

  61. Thesaurapist 13(F)

    Anyone else reminded of the ‘Ghoulies’ movies?

  62. I’d so tap that.

  63. me too Boz!

  64. Black people caught and enslaved other blacks in Africa. White people gave them a place to live, a job, a purpose in life, reproduction rights, food, and calmed down the wild beast.

  65. That is pretty fucking disgusting. Why on earth would anyone post that. Ugh.
    Also, why do so many people care about this ugly ‘jade’ skank? It’s not funny or hot and I really don’t see the point. But each to their own, I guess.

  66. Maybe this is because she is implying that she just shat out a turd which is the equivalent of a black bebbeh. Also both these objects have similar colours.

  67. @65

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh jesus, are you shitting me? take your hateful trolling back to /b/, Nazi.

  68. Gross.. yes.. but i think the main issue is safety. kids drown in toilets all the time, (and other small-ish containters with water in the bottom) it’s actually quite dangerous. they’re not physically developed so they don’t have the strength like we do to just stand up and get out.

  69. ok, so if you use the word a.d.m.i.n. in your post, or if you put in a website that has both www and com in it, then it has to ‘await moderation’ before being posted.

    I see now.

  70. I suck my dad’s cock for spare change, then snowball on my mothers mutilated clit that looks like a telephone pole.

  71. http://www.whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com

  72. Ps, I love Mike and Cameron.

  73. Starkeisha Ponette La Donshay

    Cat #69, I think you need to get your head out of the kitty litter tray sand and try out a history lesson.

  74. the quintaveious dude says its nasty, but his profile picture is of him and two little kids giving the finger?

  75. A black person named their kid what?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Decameron

    They must have totally made that up.

  76. Who wants to bet the next picture in the album is baby’s first yeast infection?

  77. They shoulda named that kid Blumpkin…too bad there was no corn in it’s hair.

  78. Looks like someone forgot to flush

  79. Thats thee biggest piece of shit I have ever seen.

  80. @Tidy “Where did names like John, David and Steve come from?”

    the bible.
    i’m pretty sure “quintaveius” isn’t christian or islamic, so your cultural argument is just another excuse for black people coming up with retarded names.

    (please note that white people have come up with equally retarded names, however, “black culture” is what was being discussed)

  81. Eh. The best one though…. A woman in a town about an hour away from here named her kid Sha-theed (pronounciation).. spelled Shithead.
    A close second was A-ron-galo and La-ron-galo
    Orangejello and Lemonjello.

  82. @83

    That’s so strange, my brother goes to school with a Shithead (shi-THEED) and we’ve had an Orangejello and Lemonjello in the area as well. I’m desperately hoping that we live near each other so that the idiocy is compartmentalized, but I doubt it.

  83. FriendOfShitheadsTeachersBoyfriendishDude

    Wait. Do you two live close to Norfolk? Some Contractor for LockheedMartin once told me about a child named Shithead who was in his “booty’s” class. And the Orange/Lemonjello too.

    I hope these names aren’t common.

  84. orangello/lemonjello

    jesus christ i heard those names too, im in MD and have heard those names of two black brothers named that. i hope this isnt a common thing too.

  85. For the love of god people, that old “Orangello/Lemongello” is from an old racist joke. Nowadays it just travels around as an urban legend – everyone claims they know this Orangello/Lemongello family. I live in Canada and I hear it up here too. Google it. There is nobody actually named that.

  86. @Relle, actually when my mother was a dental assistant she met a child with the name “Orangejello”. It does exist.. Though, she did have to ask him how to pronounce it.

  87. @SuperSquish –
    My mom is a teacher and she told me that many years ago she taught a child named Orangejello (Or-onj-ello), and they had a sibling named Lemonjello (Leh-mohn-jeh-low). Small world?

  88. @Ashley!

    That is a really common urban legend…

  89. finally a spade where it belongs, congrats

  90. damn… whoever took a shit that big must be a beast!

  91. @Heather
    I love you for that

  92. @Heather – seriously…shouldn’t you be spending your time at the nearest KKK gathering or maybe singing combat songs at a white pride meeting. Ridiculous, bigoted, sad excuse for a human – your mocking a CHILD! When is that ever ok?

  93. i rofl’d at Sonja’s comment :]

    + @heather eff you

  94. WaitingForWOWpatch

    Quintaveius: possibly a play on Roman culture, ie Augustus Octavius? Maybe s/he was the fifth-born… dunno, just saying.

    Also, I have a friend, a very WHITE friend named LeQuita…Don’t know why her mom named her LeQuita…

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