Comments on: Finding out Through FB

By: buttscratcher

buttscratcher — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 18:29:27 +0000

hahaha hell yea matt and amanda.

By: Walter Sobchak

Walter Sobchak — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 13:40:45 +0000

Riding the bus makes me neverous too. I’m always thinking “Never gonna take a bus again. Never. Never. Hell no I won’t go. Never never never.”

By: eenerbl

eenerbl — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 13:08:09 +0000

Dan should have gone with the dollar menu, it would have sealed the deal. Nothing says love like a double cheeseburger!

By: alordslums

alordslums — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 11:11:49 +0000

P.A. – i preferred yesterday’s ‘un-lol’ – delightfully world-weary.

By: pinkhobo

pinkhobo — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 09:39:22 +0000

lol

By: Paranoid Android

Paranoid Android — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 07:55:53 +0000

lol? Nein.

By: kangarooster

kangarooster — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 05:56:10 +0000

Heh, that spring break one was pretty funny.

Poor old Dan, he finally finds a women he loves, and then goes as far as to enter a wholesome, and procreative sexual relationship (despite his own morals strictly forbidding sex before marriage, this girl is so perfect that he knows ir is Gods master plan). He even goes as far as supporting the ‘Liberal Left’ through investing in high class, product based commodities, much to the pleasure of his now satisfied love.

And after all that change and self sacrifice what does he get? Slapped in the face as she runs of with some Atheist piece of crap who believes in free trade and global warming.

A week later Fargis is created.

By: uralldumb

uralldumb — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 04:40:53 +0000

Ding! We have a winner, daparkster.

He had me going up until the dollar menu remark. Fail.

By: hakim

hakim — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 03:44:09 +0000

By: daparkster

daparkster — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 03:13:48 +0000

Dan is joking or it’s fake…

By: Wonderbread

Wonderbread — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 02:38:13 +0000

I felt sorry for Dan until he said, “wasnt even off the dolla menu”.

By: slippyslappy

slippyslappy — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 02:21:02 +0000

These were good. Dan is a major douche.
Wow…he EVEN bought her dinner and NOT off the dollar menu. Classy guy all right.

By: Pedanticoldgit

Pedanticoldgit — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 02:04:13 +0000

Poor Matthew, too shy to ask a girl out and too dense to notice that she’s gay

By: Melancholy43920

Melancholy43920 — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 01:26:58 +0000

@redhot – because they’re retarded and unoriginal

these are some sad, sad posts lol

By: MsBuzzkillington

MsBuzzkillington — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 01:13:29 +0000

Matthew has got to still be in middle school.

By: Desolation Row

Desolation Row — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 00:37:33 +0000

These were good. I lol’d

Night night to you all

By: language_lover

language_lover — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 00:09:13 +0000

Why Do Some People Start Every Word With A Capital Letter? Are They Making A Stand Against Those Who Neglect To Use Capital Letters Altogether? Ahem, Alord.

By: alordslums

alordslums — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 23:43:42 +0000

night all.

if anonisgayisgay turns up, tell him to leave £5 for the avon lady under the wheelie bin, leave the recycling box out and lock up. he’s been good recently so he’s allowed to sleep on the tarpaulin, but please stress to him that he must, MUST be awake at 7 sharp to bring me eggs benedict and wake me with a pokey bum wank.

By: BritishHobo

BritishHobo — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 23:40:34 +0000

Or not. Apparently that’s unbanned now. Thanks for NOTHING, Lamebook.

:’(

Anyway, I laughed at this post. That will be all.

By: alordslums

alordslums — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 23:39:54 +0000

or even censored?

By: BritishHobo

BritishHobo — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 23:39:40 +0000

I wonder why Lamebook blocks so many of it’s ‘in-jokes’. Think the ratcoon knows what I’m talking about.

By: alordslums

alordslums — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 23:31:54 +0000

though not with us for very long, i prefer the one-armed lady. she was like a cooling spring zephyr on our arid gobi of a website. is ben cool enough to have his name sensored? -i think not.

By: Dukey Smoothy Buns

Dukey Smoothy Buns — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 23:24:20 +0000

I miss Ben.

By: alordslums

alordslums — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 23:14:32 +0000

sgtpepper – if you stop and think about how many times someone has posted ‘ben’ – then further calculate how many people, relatively new to this site, have asked for an explanation, then even if you are not particularly mathematically inclined i’m sure you’d be able to hazard a guess that the answer is somewhere in the region of 3 to 4 figures.

please spare someone the oenrous task of a repeat explanation. it’s not that interesting. if you’re really that bothered, go and trawl through the archives. you could even make an indiana jones – style adventure out of it perhaps?

By: redhotsgtpeppers

redhotsgtpeppers — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 23:08:36 +0000

(I’ve noticed this on other entries)

By: redhotsgtpeppers

redhotsgtpeppers — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 23:07:56 +0000

Why does everyone say “Ben” as their first comment?

By: Mama_Corn

Mama_Corn — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 23:06:49 +0000

Way to go, Dan. Most women are really attracted to the whiny desperate stalker type; she’ll dump her boyfriend to be with you for sure now!

By: The Salmon Mousse

The Salmon Mousse — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 23:06:38 +0000

Ben the 3rd?

By: Super Nintendo Chalmers

Super Nintendo Chalmers — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 23:04:53 +0000

I miss Gabe.

By: lpool

lpool — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 23:03:55 +0000

ben there, got first