#17 Thank you Jessi, would a generic brand of marshmallows’ work for your recipe? Do I need to use dark or milk chocolate? Are Big Montana and Hannah Montana related? Sorry for all the questions, I am German.
I hate Americans and their fat food and other ‘contributions’ to society. If it weren’t for them this whole fucking world would be a much better place. Every time I wanted to say something anonymously, I could just ride my pony into the town square and pin a note on the community notice board. I wouldn’t have to phone my mum every weekend. Prostitutes wouldn’t have STIs. Fucking etc.
Walter I heard that those fucking Imperialistic Yanks are also responsible for long cold winters, late busses, impotence (it’s the only time it’s ever happened to me honest), my pen running out and male pattern baldness…. when will this madness fucking stop?!
Smores aren’t really a fat person food. They’re certainly not good for you, but their like an event food. You only have them after a long hike to your campsite or at Independence day cookouts. They’re like cake, if you have a piece on your birthday, you’re not considered a fatty.
Also any marshmallow will do, milk chocolate, and usually honey graham crackers, though I prefer chocolate ones.(:
@Walter I have never seen you comment here before, so you must be Georges420.
Dunno what you have against prostitutes and STi’s, I mean it wouldn’t be my preference when it comes to high performance cars either but dude….. Oh and stop bragging about that pony, we all know it’s actually a three legged donkey. Saying something anonymously and pinning a note on the good old towns notice board are to different things by the way, since one involves spoken word and the other written word.
On the other hand, I like that you call your mother every weekend. I always thought Mothers with gay sons are lucky that way.
sorry to hear that stom. you have my sympathy. my mother is also dead, and i have devoted the last 10 1/2 months of my life trying to identify her killer. so far i have emailed lamebook 7 times but they still refuse to even provide me with iamamofo’s email address.
Walter They can’t give you my E-mail address, I still have their pet Poodle Snoodles in custody, If they fuck with me, I fuck with him…if you catch my drift.
Your mother shuffled off this mortal coil as a very happy and satisfied woman though if it’s any consolation? I still remember her last words with fondness and a romantic stirring within my normally cold and shallow heart…. ‘Arghhh Mppptftt Urgghh’…. ahh she had such a way with words.
Stoma must be a n00b, anyone who’s a regular visitor knows Walter has been around for a long time. George on the other hand…unless you’re being really slick Walter
Also, you realize STI=sexually transmitted infection right? Not a car…just another abbreviation like STD except that’s a disease…
Haha and a Montana I believe is some huge sandwich you can get from said fast food restaraunt Arby’s.
Hannah Montana is a kids TV show that used to be really popular about a girl who is a ‘singing superstar’ who doubles as a ‘normal’ teen. Now the star of the show is an actual 18 year old ‘performer/singer’. She’s also an idiot who keeps doing stupid shit and will probably end up similar to Lindsay Lohan.
*sigh* that took longer than I thought. But there’s your answer! No relation.
Oh, the pretentiousness! If only I could give umbrage in some fashion; by rudely inserting my uncouth yet spectacularly resplendent vernacular into this technologically induced extravaganza of scintillating converse!