Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Fast Food Nation

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  1. MsBuzzkillington

    I LOVE S’mores. Wow, I love them lots.

    You want a s’more? Some more of what? I just got here.

  2. CommentsAtLarge

    Just when you thought the bathroom pic couldn’t get any worse… I give you Dylan. Also, is that Woody from Toy Story tattooed on his leg?

  3. ..why does he have a TV dinner in his lap? Ew..

  4. @CommentsAtLarge I’m thinking it’s a “cowboy” of the human variety, maybe Roy Rogers or John Wayne…

  5. .. it’s a Brazilian, picking coffee beans.

  6. Maybe its the pain pill kicking in but I actually lol’d at the first one.

  7. Wow, language is pretty amazing. Reid is a homophone of read. Read is an antonym of illiterate. And Reid is synonymous with dick-nosed cock-flabber. I love my Thesaurus.

  8. Reid is kind of an idiot. Just because kid’s last name is McDonald he can’t care about eating healthy? WTF?

  9. @ #8- Don’t Reid too much into it, brother.

  10. @Buzz Sandlot. Great movie.

  11. 1. What the fuck are s’mores?

    2. What the fuck does that even mean? Arby’s? Big Montana?

    3. What the fuck?

    4. Eating on the shitter? Stay classy America.

  12. Lots of fucks there Paranoid. Also lots of questions. I’m glad you asked them because I don’t fucking know either.

  13. I would use Google but am far too lazy…

  14. Every time I heaved one into my ex girlfriend I used to think about her sister too….

    My Mum and Auntie Penny have always been close.

  15. Paranoid Android & curlybap – the answer to all those questions is probably Shit That Americans Eat. Wouldn’t know for sure though cos i’m not a Yank.

  16. S’mores are a piece of chocolate and a marshmallow sandwiched between two bits of graham cracker. They’re best when made over a campfire.

    Arby’s is a fast food restaurant chain, though I don’t know what a Big Montana is, since I dislike Arby’s.

  17. #17 Thank you Jessi, would a generic brand of marshmallows’ work for your recipe? Do I need to use dark or milk chocolate? Are Big Montana and Hannah Montana related? Sorry for all the questions, I am German.

  18. I hate Americans and their fat food and other ‘contributions’ to society. If it weren’t for them this whole fucking world would be a much better place. Every time I wanted to say something anonymously, I could just ride my pony into the town square and pin a note on the community notice board. I wouldn’t have to phone my mum every weekend. Prostitutes wouldn’t have STIs. Fucking etc.

  19. #18 Are you German too?

  20. ^lolololololol

  21. Walter I heard that those fucking Imperialistic Yanks are also responsible for long cold winters, late busses, impotence (it’s the only time it’s ever happened to me honest), my pen running out and male pattern baldness…. when will this madness fucking stop?!

  22. stom, why are you always so interested in me? stop stalking me asshole.

  23. Awk Walter, you’re mean. stom, you can stalk me instead if you want to – I like it.

  24. That’s Elliot from Be Cool. Also that’s not and American floor, we clean ours.

  25. Smores aren’t really a fat person food. They’re certainly not good for you, but their like an event food. You only have them after a long hike to your campsite or at Independence day cookouts. They’re like cake, if you have a piece on your birthday, you’re not considered a fatty.

    Also any marshmallow will do, milk chocolate, and usually honey graham crackers, though I prefer chocolate ones.(:

  26. @Walter I have never seen you comment here before, so you must be Georges420.

    Dunno what you have against prostitutes and STi’s, I mean it wouldn’t be my preference when it comes to high performance cars either but dude….. Oh and stop bragging about that pony, we all know it’s actually a three legged donkey. Saying something anonymously and pinning a note on the good old towns notice board are to different things by the way, since one involves spoken word and the other written word.

    On the other hand, I like that you call your mother every weekend. I always thought Mothers with gay sons are lucky that way.

    So let me rephrase my original question :

    Walter, are you a (confused) German Leather Boy?

  27. Calm down curly. I was just teasing him for talking to me on lamebook when we’re lying in bed next to each other.

  28. stom, I like that you call your mother too, honey. Now when are you going to turn off that stupid laptop?

  29. #28 I don’t call my mother honey dude, because that is just wrong. In fact I never call my mother, mainly because she’s already death for 10 years.

    May I call you Sandy?

  30. #25 Thank you for the explanation Jayne, that sounds delightful!

  31. Stom, are you kidding? I could kill for an STI. But not the hatchback version, it’s ugly as fuck

    S’mores are crap. Tried it once. So anticlimactic

  32. Yes I was, am not German either but Walter is so that makes it even.

  33. sorry to hear that stom. you have my sympathy. my mother is also dead, and i have devoted the last 10 1/2 months of my life trying to identify her killer. so far i have emailed lamebook 7 times but they still refuse to even provide me with iamamofo’s email address.

  34. My sympathies, Walter. I’m sure she had the time of her life before she passed, then

  35. #33 LOL! Thanks George!

  36. #23 Thanks Curly! I could fit you in next week Thursday, would that work for you?

  37. stom, if I am going to be your German George, could you please use a spelling for George that looks more… German?

  38. Walter They can’t give you my E-mail address, I still have their pet Poodle Snoodles in custody, If they fuck with me, I fuck with him…if you catch my drift.

    Your mother shuffled off this mortal coil as a very happy and satisfied woman though if it’s any consolation? I still remember her last words with fondness and a romantic stirring within my normally cold and shallow heart…. ‘Arghhh Mppptftt Urgghh’…. ahh she had such a way with words.

  39. That’s enough! You have played with my emotions for long enough and now you must suffer the consequences. I am writing another email!!!!!!!

  40. They said no.

  41. #37 Georg?

  42. @stomabeutel yes that suits, only if you bring Walter with you. You two make a great team. I’ll try and pretend I don’t see you.

  43. Wow, the comments section is starting to pick up :) Stom, I also thought that a Montana had something to do with Hannah Montana…

    Who the fuck eats marshmallows in between biscuits? That’s far worse than meat on a scone! yuck.

    Android… =) you made me laugh.out.loud (pun intended). I’m done with the google argument, I still hold the same sentiments, I just won’t share them. I can plaster a fake Bree smile :)

    P.S. “what the fuck’s” a smore is a conversation starter btw.

  44. Wow, the comments section is starting to pick up :) Stom, I also thought that a Montana had something to do with Hannah Montana…

    Who the fuck eats marshmallows in between biscuits? That’s far worse than meat on a scone! yuck.

    Android… =) you made me laugh.out.loud (pun intended). I’m done with the google argument, I still hold the same sentiments, I just won’t share them. I can plaster a fake Bree smile :)

    P.S. “what the fuck’s” a smore is a conversation starter btw.

    Wlater, stom, mofo- you guys take the win today :)

  45. *Walter

  46. CommentsAtLarge

    Saff meat on a scone far outweighs the nastiness here. Marshmallows between graham crackers are awesome. Perhaps the biscuits you’re thinking of aren’t sweetened with honey. But I digress.

    Walter, I can’t stand idly by while your cries for justice go unanswered – his email is imamofo@screamingcockofdeath.com. May he now get what he deserves!

  47. powerstanceyall

    I don’t remember seeing the bathroom pic labeled as “American”. Am I missing something?

  48. @ saffer, wasn’t me this time :P

  49. Damn you Comments!

    And I would have got away with it too, if it wasn’t for you pesky, flaccid finger, typing fuckwits!

  50. Stoma must be a n00b, anyone who’s a regular visitor knows Walter has been around for a long time. George on the other hand…unless you’re being really slick Walter ;)
    Also, you realize STI=sexually transmitted infection right? Not a car…just another abbreviation like STD except that’s a disease…

  51. Haha and a Montana I believe is some huge sandwich you can get from said fast food restaraunt Arby’s.
    Hannah Montana is a kids TV show that used to be really popular about a girl who is a ‘singing superstar’ who doubles as a ‘normal’ teen. Now the star of the show is an actual 18 year old ‘performer/singer’. She’s also an idiot who keeps doing stupid shit and will probably end up similar to Lindsay Lohan.

    *sigh* that took longer than I thought. But there’s your answer! No relation.

  52. Thanks Wallace

  53. Oh, the pretentiousness! If only I could give umbrage in some fashion; by rudely inserting my uncouth yet spectacularly resplendent vernacular into this technologically induced extravaganza of scintillating converse!

  54. lollll i got invited to that S’More You Know event. glad people from my school appreciate lamebook as well :)

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