Friday, April 30, 2010

FANtastic Friday (part 1)

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  1. thejetblast = the new Ben

  2. LOL?

  3. ben 3

  4. I just joined the Ed Hardy one.

  5. Who's That Girl?

    I wish someone would demolish my pussy, and by that I mean my stupid puking cat…

  6. “Hiding seek”? Is this something Mario and Dreddy play?

  7. @Benisglory : LOL

  8. I also wanted to question ‘hiding seek’ but now that Bucky’s beaten me to it, it would appear I have nothing else to say.

    Until next time.

  9. I don’t get that either. How are you supposed to seek someone while you yourself are hiding?

  10. YorkshirebornNBread

    Who’s Ed Hardy? Was he the talking horse? Why would anyone want to wear a talking horse?

  11. YorkshirebornNBread

    ahhh Googled it…”The site you are attempting to access has been shut down due to the former domain owner’s improper use of Ed Hardy” that explains it.

  12. The name of the game is HIDE AND SEEK.

  13. Shoulda noted that I was talkin….typing to Tofu

  14. Unless the game the white friend wanted to play was Hiding and the black friend’s name is Seek.
    …in which case, he would be correct, barring punctuation and capitalization errors: Let’s play Hiding, Seek!

  15. thehiviewarcade

    I just recently made amends with a black friend who posted a rant on facebook about how I am “racist” after I criticized one of President Obama’s tax policies, and then deleted me. I really want to join the one about Monopoly, but I just don’t see that ending well. Normally I say, if you have such a poor sense of humor then I don’t want to be your friend, but we have a lot of mutual friends and it would just be a debacle.

  16. i love malteaser too

    #1 is funny. Haha.

    Arabs wear towels on their heads, haha.

  17. Who's That Girl?

    Who the hell plays hide and seek (or hiding seek) in the snow? And if you’re old enough to respond with “dude, I’m black”, you’re probably too old to be playing.

  18. FINALLY! A way for me to beat all my black friends in a friendly night game of Hide-n-Seek…
    In the past, my skin has glowed against the dark velvet of the night sky, making me stick out like a sore thumb. While I have had to resort to looking to the trees, in hopes that they might open their eyes, to give me a clue as to where they might be hiding. The playing field has officially been leveled, people! I’ll hide in and amongst the snow flakes.

  19. hey whos that girl… i will demolish your pussy and in return i will demolish your pussy… sounds like a fair trade to me

  20. @ I love malteaser too

    exactly… dont play hide and seek with an arab and bed bath and beyond… they disappear with their baggy clothes and towels on head

  21. Who's That Girl?

    @ slim – As much as my pussy does enjoy a good demolishing once in a while, I must respectfully decline. You see, I have fallen in love with Joe and am currently awaiting his booty call message before he goes out to LA.

  22. Aww, the semi-stalker… good luck with that one…

  23. Funny Gareth’s Dad says that to me all time too

  24. ^the

  25. Monopoly has to be all PC now too?
    For fuck’s sake, is nothing fun any more?

    Who’s That Girl?, your name is too hard to type, can I shorten it to Marlo?

    And by the way, I heard Joe showed his demo tape to a few people out in LA, and what a surprise, no deal. They recommended he go back to facebook stalking.

  26. Or I could call you Madonna, or Annie, or even Hilary if you like.
    Lots of good choices there, and easier for me.

  27. Who's That Girl?

    @wordpervert – may have shortened to WTG. Sadly, I do not get the Marlo relation. So if you’re making fun of me, well, it’s lamebook, enjoy :0)

    As for Joe – don’t hate. You know you were turned on too. I don’t need a guy with a record deal…just a guy who can play a guitar will do.

  28. Who's That Girl?

    Let’s go with Madonna – but only the 80′s cool punk Madonna, not the old, has been Madonna…

  29. Madonna was great in the 80′s, Madonna.
    I miss her excellent fashion sense back then.
    And the hair.

    I was not making fun, Marlo Thomas played a character in a funny little show way back in the day called “That Girl”.

    And she was a real cutey.

  30. I’m the only Madonna allowed here!

  31. Who's That Girl?

    Just for shits and giggles, I looked up Marlo Thomas’s “That Girl”…Don’t look now word, but I think your age is showing!

    But thanks for the cutie compliment. Did I mention I was bisexual…

  32. Guy playing a guitar? I am so IN!

  33. Who's That Girl?

    Awwww shyt..I gots some competition…

  34. Who's That Girl?

    Hey nuff…how you doin’ *wink

  35. wtg… its one thing if joe came out of nowhere with that letter… but what is much more likely is this guy has semi-stalked her for years… made multiple lame attempts to gain her attention and favor and has been more creepy than anything… i think once you put it in context it looses its sexual punch… just imagine the guy on your facebook that was always going out of his way to post on your stuff and is always making updates about his ‘hollywood’ attempt… now imagine he sent the letter… you still want him?

  36. :( i cant play the guitar :kicksrock:

  37. Nothing wrong with a little age Madonna, and I did say it was way back in the day. When I first saw it, it was probably in its 10th rerun.

  38. Who's That Girl?

    Don’t be jealous slim…I still got a special place for you in my heart.

  39. But you can apparently sing slim, but alas, not Peter Gabriel.

  40. I’ll be doing pretty damned fine by the end of this song apparently. ;)

  41. Who's That Girl?

    @word – I joke about age, but I’m fairly certain we’re close in number. Cheers to the “wiser” crowd.

    (I actually typo’d “wiser” and had “wider” at first…glad I proofread before posting!)

  42. Who's That Girl?

    @nuff – break out the beer and the prophylactics. I’ll see you soon…

  43. CommentsAtLarge

    Curse these large fingers (not conducive to guitar strings), would Guitar Hero qualify?

    @ word
    I have had “Games Without Frontiers” in my head since that inital Peter Gabriel discussion.
    “Whistling tunes we hid in the dunes by the seaside…”

  44. @ Who’s That Girl
    Madonna was NEVER punk. I mean, wow. She’s like the polar opposite of punk.

  45. @WTG Sounds good, i’ll have you singing a new tune by the time i’m finished.

  46. its all good… not jealous of the attention guitarist get… jealous that i dont have the patience and creativity to learn the guitar or piano… although if I had my choice it would be the piano… i am musically inclined and can play many instruments… just not those two… and i can sing, but dont know any peter gabriel lyrics… although i could probably do a reasonable interpetation of his voice… and really i dont know much of his music, just that sledgehammer sucks and in your eyes is good

  47. Who's That Girl?

    Guitar Hero says that I Rock. Seriously…I love that game. Mildly addicted.

    eye♥brains – Okay, punk was a little off base. But I was referring to her fashion sense, couldn’t really think of a better word at the time. I know punk. I listen to NoFX. It’s all good. Don’t hate on me.

  48. Who's That Girl?

    Any kind of musical inclination is a good start for me slim. Feel free to serende away. I have a preference to metal music. Hope you can handle a little screaming in there…

  49. nuff, just don’t break the prophylactics when you go visit the lovely Madonna.

    Comments, a man that sings Gabriel will always be one I can relate to. Bravo.

  50. And as for Punk, for me, it was, and always will have, its genesis in the amazing Sex Pistols.

    RIP Malcolm McLaren.

  51. Guitar Hero hurts my ego… I can go ahead and play a song by The Tragically Hip pretty damned well on my acoustic and then pick up the game and have it go, “GAME OVER!” Whatever people may think, it just doesn’t transition over all that well. The time spent practicing that game could be better spent on the real thing, and then you can play songs like Kumbaya around the camp fire, or Roll Another Joint by Tom Petty.

  52. “In our sky there is no limit, and masters we have none, heavy metal is the only one! ‘Cause it’s a heavy metal universe, with a heavy metal sound. Masters of the thunder, shake you to the ground! It’s a heavy metal thunder, and it’s never going down. Burning across the universe, were heavy metal bound!”

  53. CommentsAtLarge


    Yeah Guitar Hero does not a real guitar player make. I’ve tried the real guitar, just have a tendency to hit multiple strings ’cause I have big fingers. I settle for it just because it’s fun.


    sweet – I’ll hold off on finishing the song for you until this cold clears up; I sound like William Hung from the congestion and the only one that should have to suffer that is me ;)

  54. Speaking of Madonna, did anyone see the Madonna themed Glee?

  55. Comments, you singing with a cold would still sound better than William (probably not very well) Hung any day.

  56. @ wtg

    I can do some metal… currently my son cant get enough of me singing search and destroy… while I am much more talented singing alternative, pop and reggae, I can sing metal if it makes my son happy or earns me a bj ;)

  57. Hmmmm…. Now wtg has got me thinking. Is it possible to rest the guitar on her back and play while fucking from behind? I must test this theory.

  58. CommentsAtLarge

    Oh oh oh she BANG she BANG…

    That actually fits in here, ironically enough.

  59. @ Who’s That Girl
    I could never hate on you. I enjoy your comments too much. And word, slimjayz, British Hobo, Sensible Madness, and Soup… ah Soup. His truck-stop/mashed banana comment haunts my dreams. But today, it was Bucky Fellini that made me giggle hard-core.

    I love NOFX. Eat the Meek is sweet.

  60. Who's That Girl?

    Wow, I check back on the comments at the end of my day and I feel so loved. I think nuff is my new Joe…♥

    slim – your son has good taste in music. Keep up the good work.

    eye♥brains – awwwww…you linked me in with the regulars. I feel special. I saw NOFX last year – they rocked!

  61. @eyeheartbrains
    The fact that one of my life experiences has affected (infected?) your life makes all the sores totally worth it.

    @Who’s That Girl?
    I’m going to be nuff‘s wingman here and say he’s a hell of a lot better than Joe. You should totally internet fuck him. Unless you’re too old. That would be gross.

  62. MachineGun Monica

    “I know punk. I listen to NoFX.”…

    OMG, I think I just pissed myself. That was the funniest thing I’ve read in ages. Thanks for that, WTG!

  63. i love malteaser too

    @slimjayz: I totally know what you are talking about. I went swimming once and all my clothes were stolen. I had to wear the New York Times on my way back. The people on the road couldn’t take their eyes off the business section. For some, the very sight made several columns inches longer.

  64. Who's That Girl?

    @ soup – I didn’t think anything was too gross for you. Besides, it’s the internet, I have the glory of being a fat 80 year old woman while one imagines me as a young hot chick with big boobs. You’ll never know :0)

    @machinegun monica: Glad to provide a little warm fluid between your legs!

  65. @WTG?

    I was speaking for nuff. Personally, I like the old ladies. I find that a dusty snatch provides a friction and gritty feel that is just fantastic. It also satisfies my inner bully, as I get to give her vag an indian burn.

  66. Who's That Girl?

    Now THAT’s the Soup I know and love!

  67. @ Soup: At first I thought you were sick. I’m thinking “Has he gone mad? Soup will fuck anything!” But then you go and say something like comment #66 and totally redeem yourself.

    The last one made me chuckle a little.

  68. lol since when was it “Hiding Seek”

  69. cough

  70. cough

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