Wow… Dustin is such a catch. Maybe his definition of ‘crap’ is not looking at his girlfriend’s breasts, because clearly she wants him to perv at her chest because she decided to go for a ‘low cut top’ Or maybe she just has big breasts and doesn’t wear a turtle neck in summer. Hmmm…
dear Jesus. can people stop becoming fans of this stupid shit already? besides the obvious irony and whatnot the principle in itself is stupid.
i wonder if there’s a fan page for
“falling asleep and then waking up quickly so that you flinch and accidentally knee your boyfriend in the junk and he cries out in pain which in turn leads to an argument about how there is no equality in the relationship and how your seemingly involuntary movement was simply a result of months of latent hostility that came out in a moment of semi-hypnosis that always exists when one is in that uncertain space between sleep and wakefulness”
“my friends and i all have American Girl dolls which we procured when we were young but have retained in the interests of maintaining the youth and innocence that we associate with our childhoods”
i block all that shit in my newsfeed but sometimes i can’t catch it in time. grumble.
I’m tempted to create a fan page for “I become a fan of pretty much anything that pops up in my feed”, wait until there’s a couple of million fans(shouldn’t take long, they spread fast), then use the page to inform them, less than politely, of their over-usage of oxygen that could be put to better use elsewhere and where they can relocate various pointless pages of internet space that could have been used for porn. Because surely the internet can never have too much of that.
Saying that though, fan pages are useful for amateur artists and musicians, and people who actually have a shred of wit and intelligence (ie – “The Sarcasm Society” and “The Onion” fanpages).
@Mel: Yeah, it really made me understand why there are so many fucking idiots born every day. I especially like the comment “Abortion you fucking retards!” or something like that. Because everyone knows it is so much better to have an abortion than to use proper birth control.
Lmao, last one is epic fail. Oh and Jelly, I’m a fan of “gurls cant complain when guys look at theyr chests because theirs nothing going on in the brians department if they cant differentiate between they’re/their/there/theyr(?!?!) too!
I am a large breasted, female feminist, and also very sex positive but I have to agree with Dustin. Young girls who dress like hoes in rock videos are only offended when guys they don’t find hot look at them. You have to realize that tight shirts attract glances from ALL men (and many women) so if you don’t want anyone to look at your boobs, go up a shirt size.
Also, do you think a 27-35 year old grandmother created the “pulling out doesn’t work” group?
Atalaya is living proof that the pull out method doesn’t work. It works fine for me. But that is just me, I suppose.
@SeeBea – I think Danny is a fan of giving them, and he probably joined the groups to pick up tips
@Wednesday – WELL SAID! I agree with the shirtsize / staring at boobs comment.
Seems like all the neccesary has been said. Doesn’t anybody need Svetlana anymore?
@Finn – I am crawling around, almost peed myself laughing when I read what you posted. And then I visited the real thread, and I spat my orange juice all over my screen and keyboard. Thanks. Now I need a real shower!
No Insane, there are so many other creative ways a guy could get rid of his soldiers. I.e. getting the girl to swallow long before he blows his load. It’s what I do… and I haven’t been or gotten pregnant – yet.
Uhm, Prince Mishkin – I hate to break it to you, but you kinda blew your chance of me ever swallowing for you… It’s only SeeBea, Insane and Psycho Ed who will now experience that pleasure… Unless you make it up to me…
I don’t know who Ben Shahn is either! But the quote was from “Annie Hall”, which, had anyone recognized it, would’ve been another clue to their identity . . .
I’m feeding everyone’s comments into a profiling program, hoping to get some backstories on the commentariat.
For instance, there’s a .72 likelihood that Svetlana is Northern European, large-breasted, blonde, with a very aggressive personality; also could be a precocious teenage boy from Encino, but the probability is less.
From South Africa, but still blonde and large breasted with a very aggresive personality. BTW there are like 500 Nadias from South Africa on FB.
So how is recognizing that quote profile me?
@Zombie Kid: glad you’re back. Just be careful we don’t want to loose you again.