Are people seriously going to such great lengths to make it onto lamebook?
Why is his aunt and uncle calling him by his full name.
And when the fuck do aunts and uncles assume the role of a parent, unless Uncle Peter is touching John Dick’s dick in a manner which makes him shoot his jizz all over Uncle Peter’s peter, all the while Aunt Debbie is jerking off the dog while listening to Phil Collins’ “In the Air Tonight”
Here are my guesses: Uncle Peter doesn’t understand that his friends can’t see John’s posts unless they are friends with John themselves, so he thinks everyone he knows can see his nephew is a dick.
Aunt Debbie doesn’t get the differance between replying to a post and posting on someone’s wall. Because she saw uncle Peter signing with _Uncle_ Peter, she decided to sign her post in the same manner.
I have a couple of “oldies” as Facebook friends, and they pull daft shit like this all the time, i.e. posting on walls instead of simply commenting, or writing what should be wall posts as their status updates, so maybe this isn’t a fake, and if it isn’t, then Uncle Peter and Aunt Debbie need to STFU and let John hang his wiener where he wants.
I think this is real! The aunt and uncle probably called John’s parents. Every so often I see the profiles of friends whose older family members have joined facebook, and these not-so-internet-savvy folks post on walls like they are writing a letter…”Dear ______, it’s your Aunt Kathy!” like really, we can see that haha
My extended family all uses “Uncle” and “Aunt” to refer to our elders. I’m 30 years old and have cousins in their 40s and we all still say “Uncle Gary” or “Aunt Nancy”, etc. It’s a sign of respect and how we were raised to address them. I get cards from my aunt signed “Love, Aunt Mary”. So don’t be so quick to scream “Fake” based on that. And no, this isn’t my family in the post
It isn’t the fact that people call their uncles and aunts “aunt judy” etc. It’s that they make sure to sign it that way, which seems a bit far-fetched to be believable. Speaking is different from signing off on facebook.
It’s a real post. There was more but I didn’t get it all before they erased the other comments. One was from his dad like ‘You tell all your friends on Facebook that you can’t be on it for a month’ like the dad didn’t just do that already by writing on his wall. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
My uncles, aunts, and grandparents are on facebook, and DO sign things as Aunt ___ or Uncle ___ or Grandma/Grandpa. And are also nosy as hell (and misinterpret nearly every status update or blog I post) so I really don’t think it’s that far-fetched.
Poor kid… This is why you don’t add family to a peer type of site unless you’re going to be on your toes 100% of the time, both with what you post and with monitoring what your friends post.
Then again, he DID choose to publish results for a quiz, and that’s not something I take kindly to these days.
I love when fathers call their sons by the same name like it means something. My name is John so all my children need to be named John !!! Fuck you egoistic fuck. Stop adding family that bitch at you to your lists, my mom wanted in on my page and I straight up said no.
I too have seen many a family member sign posts with “Uncle Badarbadar” or “Aunt Whatshertwat”. I vote real on this hilariously shameful display. I think the best part is, his family will totally be checking in to make sure he doesn’t break the ban.
This is why it is not cool to add family members on facebook. I have had to be VERY careful about this kid of stuff, I shouldn’t have to, I’m in my 30′s, but my family are all stuck up, conservative pricks. Facebook needs to allow you to assign groups to your posts, be they status updates, links and quizzes etc, just like you can with notes and pictures. I maintain my groups very well, but can barely use them for anything.
OH NOES, he’s a penis! An actual body part that he owns! God forbid children even fucking acknowledge body parts before they turn 18. The fact that HE DID NOT write this himself makes them even dumber.
What the fuck is wrong with these relatives? I want to punch them in their faces for being so fucking stupid.