Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Face the Music

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  1. BEN!!!

  2. Slight chuckle from the first one.

  3. Ben 3

    The first one was funny, the other ones were dumb

  4. they all made me crack a smiley. But all of them reminded me more of TFLN than LB…

  5. ah not really feeling these … it’s not like bom bom pow

  6. Mike, your obviously dating in the wrong age bracket, though you deserve to go to jail if you do. (assuming raffi is who I think it is… And WTF would you have raffi on your iTunes?)

  7. Mike just wanted to eat her neeples and vajayjay.

  8. Funny, but not FTW..

  9. you could feel me instead cupid… id hook ya up with the bom bom pow

  10. Ben 10

  11. lol

  12. LOL @ Dr. Hymen.

  13. Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding
    Donana phone

    It grows in bunches
    I’ve got my hunches
    Its the best
    beats the rest
    cellular modular
    interactivodular

    Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
    Banana phone

  14. Slim I would love to feel your bom bom pow :)

  15. HA! Brilliant!

    -God’s investment (His Son)in you was SO great, he could NEVER abandon you!-

  16. Frodo 16

  17. elixabeth; Really?

    -The Flying Spagetti Monster loves you so much that he did things to you in your sleep

  18. @Hawkbit

    The Lord Spaghetti Monster loves you so much that his tentacle penetration fills your soul with holy wonder… (and meatball scauce)

  19. LOL @ Hawkbit!!! I’m a strict pastafarian as well…

    Our Pasta, who “Arghh” in the colander, Swallowed be thy sauce. Thy serving come, Thy strands be wrung, On forks as they are on spoons. Give us this day our garlic bread, And forgive us our starchiness, As we swashbuckle, splice the main-brace and cuss, And lead us not into Kraft parmessan, But deliver us from Chef Boy-Ar-Dee, For thine are Meatballs, and the beer, and the strippers, for ever and ever. R’Amen.

  20. I don’t know who started the Pasta prayers, but they deserve felatio by their spouses and/or girlfriends/boyfriends.

    Lots of felatio. Pasta be praised.

  21. The 17-20 commenters are going to hell for using the name of The Flying Spaghetti Monster in vain.

  22. JPizzle gets extra angelhair brownie points for “R’Amen.” No, seriously.

  23. Dr Hyman made me laugh harder than the actual posts. FOr the record… “The Wiggles” are also a definate mood killer!

  24. @Hoff I am assuming you have kids then?

  25. ChagrinnedGoat

    @maskedman There is no Pastafarian hell. As long as we serve the Flying Spaghetti Monster, he will reward us all with beer volcanoes and stripper factories. He doesn’t want us to suffer in his name, so he’s pretty lax about us following strict codes.

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