Comments on: EnLOLed

By: dood

dood — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 14:30:32 +0000

Why do you consider this mean? I mean, it’s the truth right? He (dad) just stated the facts before there were too many congratulations going around and then she would have had to explain to hundreds more people. Also, she avoids the horrible “oh so when you leaving for cornell” conversations.

Dad FTW

By: LoveNugget

LoveNugget — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 02:05:41 +0000

That seems kind of set up.

By: SuperMuffin

SuperMuffin — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 01:53:42 +0000

… Ouch.

By: xxxtheworldsgreatestxxx

xxxtheworldsgreatestxxx — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 16:04:23 +0000

HAHAHAHA this is one of the funniest!!!! lmfao!!

By: Cap'n Obvious

Cap'n Obvious — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:33:44 +0000

Because her family would have seen that the letter came from Cornell and was addressed to her sister. They would not have opened it to see what it said.

By: isolde

isolde — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:09:35 +0000

and why the fuck did Steph learn about her sister’s acceptance into cornell from facebook?? What a family!

By: sir douchebag

sir douchebag — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:59:43 +0000

Back to the strip club for Stephanie then

By: Laura

Laura — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:51:14 +0000

You can’t write this stuff, this is amazing.
HAHAHA what a fail.

By: Jizz on your mom

Jizz on your mom — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 01:09:42 +0000

While jizzing on your mom I screamed fake at this.

By: emmy

emmy — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 07:53:40 +0000

this is clearly photoshopped…wtf

By: Noam GR

Noam GR — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 09:10:55 +0000

parenting win

By: wonko the sane

wonko the sane — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 08:44:01 +0000

To be fair, she did kind of have it coming what with the bragging about it on Facebook without checking the name.

By: chels

chels — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 04:06:44 +0000

Wow, way to make that girl feel worse by saying that she didn’t get in Cornell on the world wide web. That news should have been said at home.
I give the father the “Worst Protecting Your Child from Embarrassment” award.

By: another erika

another erika — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 00:44:54 +0000

I call bullshit. what kind of assholey dad would break the news to his daughter on facebook.

By: Blah

Blah — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 23:42:29 +0000

You get out of education what you put into it.
If you dont put any effort into it, you wont get good grades whether you go to a college where the lecturer is Einstein or a a college where the lecturer is Detective Mittens.

Maybe the “better” colleges just have more motivated students, you know..

By: Sam

Sam — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 23:35:47 +0000

Why all slate Cornell? Sure, you can study agriculture, hoteliery, and even food and beverage management there. It’s pathetic intellectual snobbery to think that’s a bad thing. Why is learning ancient Assyrian or medieval philosophy so susperior? The advancement of study of how to grow food seems far more useful (and liable to save lives) than the ability to hold an argument with Thomas Aquinas. You’re more likely to run a complex multinational business than to bump into an ancient Assyrian. Running farms and businesses is not something only done by stupid people, and the injection of intelligent and well-educated young people into those fields can only be a good thing. The idea that they’re just vocational/professional subjects, not “academic”, and therefore shouldn’t be at a “real university” are rubbish: most good universities have schools of business, medicine, law, education or engineering and those are considered to be perfectly fine professional schools. Why shouldn’t agriculture? It’s highly closed-minded, and relies on perpetuating outdated 19th century stereotypes of what is a “valid profession” for a nice middle class young man.

For what it’s worth, Oxbridge FTW.

By: Jess

Jess — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 22:57:27 +0000

LOL. but if I were her family I wouldnt do that OVER FACEBOOK. what has this world come to?! I hate the fact that my mom has a facebook anyways. ugh.

By: John Petrucci

John Petrucci — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 19:04:06 +0000

Yo, Chris and Tom, you pair of guitar pussies!
When I engage killzone mode on my signature model, you will all die! Then I will play so fast that the world will spin off it’s axis and the sun will subsequently explode.
Remember people, I AM YOUR GOD!

Keep shredding,
John

By: Tom Morello

Tom Morello — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:20:31 +0000

Chris: Great job at proving that you’ve sold out.

By: kiki

kiki — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 11:58:19 +0000

This girl has some real lame parents to tell her this on her wall for all to see…..or i think i want to scream FAKE.

By: Skora

Skora — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 10:48:38 +0000

Feel bad for her

By: Thesaurapist 13(F)

Thesaurapist 13(F) — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 09:26:43 +0000

@ #72 Quitit

Your scenario makes a reasonable amount of sense, but I take exception to “So he responds on Facebook; maybe as a father, he thinks it’s more private than it really is.”

Maybe as a father? They don’t actually lobotomise men after they’ve had children, y’know? This guy has two daughters who are in with a chance of going to a decent school, and he’s using a social networking site to communicate with them – I doubt he’s that stupid.
The father of teenagers of college age could be anywhere from just below 40 to over 60 – that’s the generation that built the internet, btw. (‘s ok – anytime!)
And he’s unlikely to have thought his comment was going to be private when he was replying to a status posting where he could see other people’s comments appearing.
But, hey, duh – he’s a father: most likely reason for the four hour gap between his posts is that’s how long it took him to type the second one.

Sorry if *your* dad’s a retard.

Incidentally, I call probable fake too; not sure if it matters though . . .

By: princeton12

princeton12 — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 04:51:30 +0000

dear cornell,
stay put in the middle of nowhere, ny and stop pretending to be in the ivy league. you’re a joke. hotel school? really?
affectionately,
The Ivy League

By: Muthafukin' Maurice

Muthafukin' Maurice — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 04:49:40 +0000

Fake is lamer than lame.
Someone please kick off Fakebook.com

By: yoghurt

yoghurt — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 03:35:03 +0000

no but really, the funniest part is EnLOLed!

By: Bobby Joe

Bobby Joe — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 01:15:19 +0000

Umm….this is what they call…fake.

It’s probably pulled from that Make a Facebook Convo generator.
I suspect this because the font is darker than the rest of the entries on this site and the time interval between each comment is 1 hour.

By: Spike Nesmith

Spike Nesmith — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 00:28:24 +0000

Amusing… but, I suspect, faker than a porno orgasm.

By: Chris Cornell

Chris Cornell — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 23:05:31 +0000

Oh, so that’s how it is Tom?

I am selling out stadiums while the best thing you can do is play Coachella to some crazy hippies, what can you possibly say on this topic?

Stop stomping on your whammy pedal and learn to make music, noob.

Your best friend,

Chris.

By: Tom Morello

Tom Morello — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 22:59:56 +0000

Chris Cornell, if it IS the real you (and I have a sneaking suspicion it isn’t):

You have no authority to speak about anything since you left Audioslave. You had Rage Against the Machine as your god-damn BACKING BAND and you quit. Regardless of whatever “differences” you may have had, you are a moron and should not be listened to on any subject.

Yours sincerely,

Tom.

PS: I didn’t like the Casino Royale theme song either.

By: Chris Cornell

Chris Cornell — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 22:48:31 +0000

Neither of them got into me.
I am far too awesome for the pair of them.
They better arm themselves because noone else here will save them.

Yours Truly,
Chris Cornell.